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There's a first time for everything. Gotta make it perfect, right?
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No, Crowley had been convinced. If it were ever to happen, he was confident that drama would be key. A backdrop of Hellfire, or a frenzied lurch for freedom, or some other forced decision of similar magnitude—something external prompting him to seize Aziraphale and drag him in close, deliver a kiss like a message, a challenge.
It needed to be fantastically exciting, or there would be too much risk of Aziraphale coming to his senses and walking away.
Crowley couldn’t picture it any other way. Certainly he hadn’t pictured it like... this.
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29 Oct 2024
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The Wrong Thing by SuspiciousCharacter1895
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Oct 2024
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“We’ve played every game humanity’s ever invented, haven’t we?” They had indeed played quite a variety of board games, card games, word games, et cetera. Crowley had drawn the line somewhere around charades.
“We haven’t played Truth or Dare,” Aziraphale said with unnecessary dramatic emphasis.
Crowley took a moment to gauge whether or not Aziraphale was serious. It appeared that he was. “Come off it.”
“What’s wrong with Truth or Dare?” Aziraphale asked innocently.
“That’s barely a game.”
“The magazine said it was a good way to ‘introduce novelty and fun, and to initiate conversations that you might not have had otherwise,’” Aziraphale recited.
That’s exactly why it’s a bad idea. Especially this many drinks in.
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During lockdown, Crowley and Aziraphale resort to Truth or Dare to alleviate the monotony. The truth may be dangerous but, as it turns out, may very well set them free.
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25 Oct 2024
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He couldn’t quite remember what Aziraphale smelled like anymore, the particular combination of fresh bread and sea salt and cedarwood, the caramelized sugar of crème brûlée. But even though he couldn’t remember the scent precisely, he knew the bookshop didn’t smell right. It didn’t smell like Aziraphale. It was as if he’d never been there at all.
Aziraphale disappears the night of the bookshop fire, and Crowley is left alone and grieving. But death is not always the end.
Written for Racketghost's Spooky Prompt series.
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25 Oct 2024
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“How about thisss - Lunch. The Ritz. I’ll wine, you’ll dine. Then, we’ll come right back here, and I will do whatever. you. want. But, you’ve gotta use your words.”
“M-my...”
“I’ll do anything for you, angel – anything. But, you’ve gotta asssk for it, with wordsss. I wanna hear your filthiest fantasiesss, all those dirty little thoughts I know you’ve got flitting about that brilliant brain of yoursss when we’re together. And I wanna make ‘em real.”
“I- so you even... you’d like to hear the... the rough bits?”
“Oh, I wanna hear everything. Gimme the roughest bitsss. Do your worssst.”
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In which Aziraphale’s communication skills are put to the test [in the fun way].
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- Part 10 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
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24 Oct 2024
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The Blowout by redheadedjapanese
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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Childhood enemies Crowley (a tattoo artist) and Aziraphale (a solicitor) have usually managed to avoid crossing paths as adults. But when Crowley's mother passes away without ever getting to see her lifelong dream of them becoming friends, he feels a sense of obligation to give Aziraphale a ride to her memorial service. Figuratively and literally, it's a bumpy ride.
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23 Oct 2024
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Of Buccaneers and Barkeepers by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2024
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Crowley is the terrible, terrible Captain of a pirate ship.
Aziraphale is the sweet, sweet barkeeper at the local pub.
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- Part 1 of falling in love with a pirate
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18 Oct 2024
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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16 Oct 2024
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the deft, sweet gesture of your hand by deadgreeks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jul 2019
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Crowley arrives injured at Aziraphale's door. He takes care of him, reads him an awful lot of Mary Oliver, and knits elaborate metaphors for his insecurities (literally).
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12 Oct 2024
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To Come Undone by blewoutthestars
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Nov 2023
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There was one major drawback to life in the Bentley, however, and that was privacy. Living in a space with windows on every side would have been bad enough but the Bentley was, for lack of a more polite term, a bit of an attention whore. Crowley could feel her preening whenever tourists flocked to admire her and, no matter how many times he miracled the windows tinted, they somehow always found their way back to being normal and perfectly transparent a matter of minutes later.
As a direct consequence, Crowley had been living in his car for four months and hadn’t got off once. He was, to put it delicately, a pinch frustrated.
To put it indelicately, he was horny as fuck.
As it turns out, Aziraphale - and the tourists of London - are just really good at getting in the way of Crowley having a wank.
(Set post-season-1.)
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09 Oct 2024
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Pray For Us, Icarus by Atalan
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2019
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For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
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04 Oct 2024
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And Boughs Where Apples Made by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Sep 2019
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AU. Series, final story. The Apocalypse has been averted. Afterwards, Aziraphale and Crowley pick up the pieces and start putting them back together.
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- Part 7 of Pray For Us, Icarus
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04 Oct 2024
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First Thing In The Morning by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale Fell, erstwhile nerd, now successful fantasy author, is signing books at this year’s Heaven and Earth convention when he spots a red-headed man in the crowd. Someone he hasn’t quite been able to forget since his school days. And as luck would have it, Anthony Crowley, former troublemaker, now responsible adult, seems keen to reconnect.
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- 5/5
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02 Oct 2024
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I'm All Yours by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Mar 2022
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Anthony J. Crowley knew he looked like a walking mid-life crisis. The tight jeans, half-up bun and sunglasses positively screamed ‘I left my wife for the babysitter and bought a vintage car just to feel alive again.’ In an adaptation of his life, he’d be played by Hugh Grant. He looked like a divorcee desperate for action, and it didn’t help that he was currently standing outside a nightclub surrounded by drunk twenty-year-olds. But Crowley wasn’t here for a good time tonight. He was on a rescue mission.
Crowley has been rescuing his friend Aziraphale over and over again for a decade. Hopelessly in love, ready to jump at a moment’s notice when he was needed. When Aziraphale finally breaks up with his partner, Crowley is there to help him through what’s looking to be one hell of a mid-life crisis. Things could finally change. If he manages not to mess it up again.
A human AU with a whole forest’s worth of pining squeezed into a single day.
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02 Oct 2024
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Oh, be quiet by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Sep 2024
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It is the happiest of times for Aziraphale: After years of hard work, he finally gets casted for his first major leading role in an elite theatre production.
If only he didn't have to work with Crowley, a notorious West End star, as famous for his arrogance as he is for his magnetic stage presence. (And for looking unfairly good in those indecently tight jeans.)
This nuisance of a man is constantly trying to challenge Aziraphale with his snarky remarks - and a fierce quarrel between the two most cantankerous actors ensues.
A Rivals to Lovers theatre AU
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01 Oct 2024
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Aziraphale has been an admirer of Anthony J. Crowley for years. However, the gap between audience member and stage actor begins to thin when they are given the chance to officially meet.
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01 Oct 2024
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Whisper by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Sep 2024
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Sequel to Unraveled ✨
Crowley finally has his dream of being someone’s free use slut realized, and that someone happens to be Aziraphale, who’s come to fuck his toy at work, but only if Crowley can keep quiet.
Follow up to my fics Mistaken Identity and Unraleved— free use sex toy Crowley getting fucked by his dominant Aziraphale in a closet at his job, so long as he can be quiet enough to avoid detection <3 for ineffablyruined's Ineffable Prompt a Thon, week 7: Whisper
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- Part 3 of The Arrangement
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28 Sep 2024
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It is 1977, and Crowley's life in San Francisco is going nowhere fast. So when he runs into his cousin Luke on a street corner, he jumps at the chance to skip town and sign up as a roadie for the hottest all-girl rock band on the scene.
Then he meets his new boss, Aziraphale, and his heart hits the floor. Worse, Aziraphale doesn't seem to want him around. Can Crowley prove himself and win Aziraphale's heart?
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27 Sep 2024
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“Missed you rather terribly, actually.” Aziraphale admitted, a bit quieter. Then his fingers slipped beneath Crowley’s shirt hem to get at his bare skin, and Crowley’s lips curled into a smirk.
“Hunting for something, there, angel?” Crowley asked, inching closer to guide Aziraphale’s hand farther up his shirt. “’Cause I’d be more than happy to point the way.”
Aziraphale’s lips quirked a touch, but his eyes remained on his work. “Afraid I’m still hours from closing, dear.”
Crowley shrugged. “So?” he murmured into the scant few inches between his lips and Aziraphale’s temple, making a small upward gesture with his offhand.
The air around them shifted. Aziraphale knew the feeling, how could he not - the space around their bodies was now teeming with miraculous energy, creating a focus blur for the lesser beings in the shop. At last, he looked up from his work, cheeks blooming pink at the implication.
“You can’t be serious.” Aziraphale spoke lowly now.
“Deadly.” Crowley said.
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In which Crowley gives his angel some attention during the bookshop’s open hours.
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- Part 2 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
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24 Sep 2024
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Petrichor by Silvernightwalker for Avadoingart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Aug 2024
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Crowley notices Aziraphale's behaving strange and tries to get to the bottom of it. He does not expect the outcome of it....
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17 Sep 2024
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Game Night by StubbornTurnip
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jun 2024
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Maggie is looking to bring in some more revenue into her record shop. She needs Aziraphale, and Crowley if he can be convinced, to help her out.
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Aziraphale and Crowley are tasked to test-play a plethora of board games for Maggie, eventually getting to one titled "Girl's Night." This game is nothing like the others. Things ensue.
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Post Season 2 but without the Metatron's offer and Crowley's confession. Basically, Gabriel and Beelzebub run off, Maggie and Nina don't talk to Crowley about his feelings, Crowley gets his flat back, Heaven and Hell don't care about them anymore, and they are both still idiots.
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15 Sep 2024