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Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.
The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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AZIRAPHALE
Principality. Angel of the Eastern Gate.
On sighting: AVVOID
A wily opponent, this demon smiter must be warily approached. Report any interactions to the demon Crowley.In which Aziraphale and Crowley address a particular line in the "Demon's Guide to Angelic Beings Who Walk the Earth".
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After Aziraphale’s decision, Crowley chooses coffee, not death. Life goes, painfully, on, and Crowley does his best to adapt to his new lonely existence.
It hurts. Until it suddenly doesn’t.
Someone has opened the Book of Life and erased Aziraphale’s name.
Old habits kick in, but how can Crowley save someone whose existence has been destroyed and forgotten?
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Misfire by VivatRex
Fandoms: Supernatural, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Feb 2020
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Crowley finds himself in another universe; Aziraphale goes to fetch him. In the meantime, Team Free Will has to figure out what to do with the 6,000 year old demon that won't stay in a devil's trap and keeps rooting through Dean's vinyl collection. Shenanigans ensue.
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Instructions Not Included by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Jan 2020
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"They'll leave us alone. For a bit."
One year after the Apocalypse-That-Wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a new routine: keeping an eye on supernatural happenings in the world and preventing Heaven or Hell from interfering too much with humanity. It's not a bad job - despite occasional rains of fish - and if there are some unspoken things they really ought to talk about, well, they have all the time in the world now to get around to that, right?
At least, until the Archangel Raphael turns up on their doorstep looking for help... and it starts to become clear that the world is changing fast, and so are they.
Or: Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.
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- Part 1 of A Certain Celestial Agency
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Crowley returns to England, and finds his secret conviction that the world was designed for his personal entertainment severely tested by the bloody boring fourteenth century. But what is he a demon for, if not to spice things up a bit? Start some rebellions, get exiled three times in four years, experiment with fashion, cheat at jousts, babysit a six-year-old Queen, that kind of thing.
It's irrelevant that a certain angel is taking his orders seriously for once and embarking on a life of self-denial and doing good. That isn't the reason Crowley is bored, at all. He certainly isn't acting up to get Aziraphale's attention because he's desperately in love with him or anything.
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And All the Stars Shall Fall from Heaven by ThisColorfulAbyss
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Jan 2024
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They say the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale has changed beyond recognition. He's stern, authoritarian, and leads New Heaven with an iron fist. They say he keeps hellfire in a diamond jar on his desk, and threatens the angels who wouldn't obey him to unleash its destructive power.
Crowley doesn't want to care. He has spent 6000 years worrying for Aziraphale, and where has it got them? But when Shax tells him that New Heaven is looking for the Seal of Baraqiel to complete the Second Coming, the demon knows he can't hide anymore.
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Until the Bitter End by sentientsky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Oct 2023
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[Post-Season 2] After learning the truth about Heaven's plans and fruitlessly trying to fix a corrupt system (and maybe also having his memory messed with a little bit in the process), Aziraphale slips back to Earth in search of Crowley.
EDIT 10/23: COMPLETED
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The Curious Attractiveness of Others by Giddygeek
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jul 2019
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“I’m rough,” Crowley argued. “A rough beast, and all that. Well,” he corrected himself, “an agent of the rough beast. Well, an associate. It’s all very complicated, as you bloody well know."
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There's no AO3 rating for 'sex scene where barely anything except wings gets touched' but you should know that, in my heart, bits of this are definitely indecent.
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scherzo in f-sharp minor, for orchestra by astrhae
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jun 2024
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It was a truth universally acknowledged that an angel in possession of no memory must be in want of a wife.
No, that was the wrong book. The wrong line. Aziraphale frowned.
“What,” the gentleman before him asked, “and I mean what, are you doing here?”
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Or, two years after things fall apart, Aziraphale shows up at Crowley's doorstep without his memories. The easy part is getting it back, the hard part is getting them back together.
(Update: now featuring a cover by the wonderful @ineffableclassics!)
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Drinking Buddies and Diaries by dove_dove
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2023
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“I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.
Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”
“The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”
Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”
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a place to be by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Aug 2023
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In which Crowley moves back into his flat, Aziraphale has problems at work, and the Second Coming of Christ is but a stone's throw away.
In the end, Crowley makes it to rolling green hills, leant against a stubbornly yellow Bentley.
He remembers the first morning.
He had slithered out of the ground not long before dawn, the dirt damp even before the first rain, the grass cool and crisp against his scales. And the sun had risen, jewels spilling across the great blue sky, warm and golden from the East. Crowley – Crawly, then – had wanted to follow it, had felt a great pull Eastwards. He went, too, until he found the ripe red fruit nestled amongst the lush green leaves and knew what they were for.
It was luck, then, that the humans had left in the direction of the sunrise.
Luck, or– ineffable.
The sun rises over the South Downs, and Crowley finally wants to stay.
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Aziraphale and Crowley in the dressing room after the magic show.
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While more people board and the driver loads their luggage, Aziraphale continues to check his little notebook. It’s all there. Dates, times, addresses. Everything nice and neatly worked out and timed and planned.
What could possibly go wrong?
Once a year, Aziraphale goes on a trip to find more books for his shop. He makes a plan and everything.
But there is two things he hasn't taken into account this time. Traffic on the M25 and Crowley.
Crowley who is way too rude, wears sunglasses indoors and speaks perfect French.- Language:
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Entangled Up in You by inflappible
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Aug 2023
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During one of their peaceful afternoons, Crowley is telling Aziraphale all about the wonders of particle physics. Aziraphale isn’t paying attention, and his subconscious takes advantage.
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A. J. Crowley's Guide to Getting Closer to the Angel You Love by routa
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Dec 2023
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Anthony J. Crowley had many enemies, but only one friend. Good thing Aziraphale was technically the enemy too.
Somewhat connected short stories about an angel and a demon who love each other very much.
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