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    Your new neighbour and Spider-Man have the same unfortunate habit of saying just enough to make you suspicious, but never enough to explain why.

    Still, coincidence is not evidence. Similarities prove nothing.

    And two plus two only equals four when you can show your work.

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    Steve Rogers had one thing left in his life, his husband, until Tony Stark finally made the ultimate sacrifice. Steve knows he's supposed to grieve and move on, but he has to return the Infinity Stones and there's nothing stopping him from finding his husband instead.
    Steve travels back in time to 2008 for a second chance at falling in love with Tony Stark. Maybe this time he can get some things right. Alternate canon where they were married.

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    “I could… I could help you out, if you want?” Steve asks. Tony registers the hushed, almost timid way that he says it, shoulders turned inwards and chin tucked down, before he registers the actual words themselves.

    “What?” Tony splutters. At this point he’s thankful for the heat, if only because it means he has a plausible reason as to why his face is so red.

    At least Steve doesn’t seem to be faring much better. His face is covered in a splotchy red flush, and his next words are even softer, more unsure of himself than Tony’s ever heard him. “Only if you want. I just… I don’t want you to be in pain.”

    “And your solution is, what, to offer your knot up on a silver platter?”


    Tony Stark has a big fat crush on Steve Rogers. He's doing really well at hiding it, probably the best anyone's ever hidden anything, like, seriously, if it was an Olympic sport, he'd win the gold medal year after year. The only issue is that for some reason, Steve has been acting, for lack of a better way to put it, super fucking weird lately. All of a sudden, he's going above and beyond to take care of Tony, and it's really throwing him for a fucking loop. Oh well, it’s probably just a fluke. Right?

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    Suddenly, Peter was grabbed and slammed into the opposite wall of the alley. The creature blurred into his space, into his face, right up against Peter shoving him against the brick and violently bruising at his back, fingers at his throat cutting his air supply until he was choking.

    “Little bug, little bug.” The voice was savage, fangs glinting long in the moonlight. “What are you doing in my territory?”

    “I--” Peter couldn’t breathe, his vision swimming, throat convulsing, against the immoveable pressure on his jugular. “I d-didn’t--”

    The vampire's fingernails lengthened into claws and shredded Peter's mask into tattered pieces, baring Peter’s face to the cold night air.

    oh.

    Wade’s core rocked with a punch of awed arousal, tightened with a clamoring claim of mate and his thumb automatically found the hammer of the Peter's pulse stroking once, twice, obsessive.

    “Itsy bitsy Spidey." he leaned in close enough to nose at the scatter of freckles on Peter's cheek. "I think you're supposed to be mine.

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    Malibu, California,1994

    Tony Stark is spiraling. Three years after losing his parents, he’s slid deep into addiction, reckless behavior and clubs full of Doms who don't care to realize he is self destructing during the painful, unsafe scenes.

    Obadiah Stane hires former Army Captain Steve Rogers in a last ditch attempt to corral Tony by way of bodyguard/babysitter but no one is prepared for just how serious the untraditional Dominant will take his new assignment.

    When a sinister figure from Tony’s past disrupts the slow romance between Dom/sub, the journey towards sobriety and happiness becomes a dangerous race to save Tony’s life and Steve has to prove he’s not just a good Dominant, but he’s a damn good bodyguard too.

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    "What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”

    Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.

    Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”

     

    Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.

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    • 13 Jul 2026

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      ...we never did find out where tim was september 11, 2001. #heartbreak

      (thanks for the giggles project canada. i really needed them.)

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    "Alright, sweetums. Let’s get that nose of yours back in its original spot.”

    He grabs the kids face gently, tilting his head towards himself. Wade takes his thumb and–wait–what the fuck?
    Wade tilts his head to the side in utter confusion as he tries to understand what in the shit fuck is happening right now. Not only is his nose magically unbroken, but the black eye has faded into a lighter shade and his split lip looks less swollen. He runs a thumb over his nose gently to check to see if it's indeed intact, leaning in close with a quizzical frown. All Wade can find is the yellowish hue of a healing bruise that was once there. Is he a mutant with a healing factor? How many mutants does he know? Not exactly many. How many mutants does he know that are as pretty as this? His eyes scan down the length of his body, trying to figure out the puzzle in front of him on the table. He’s just missing some pieces…

    What is he not seeing?

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    Peter probably shouldn't be falling asleep on Deadpool, but after the Merc with a Mouth saves him from being abducted by two dick Alphas, he doesn't try as hard as he should to not.

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    Deadpool does a better job understanding Spider-Man's strengths and limitations as an autistic super than pretty much anyone else does. This doesn't stop Peter from getting involved with a cult while investigting a series of suicide bombers. He's just that much of a disaster, autistic or not.

    I play fast and loose with canon but try to stay true to (what I perceive to be) the spirit of the characters. Note that neither Peter nor Wade are based on any movie versions.

    • Chapter-specific warnings will be given.
    • Story/chapter titles are all Eels songs.

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    Wade Wilson works as a mercenary for The Organization and it's absolutely as shady as it sounds. But who is he to complain when someone will pay him to do the thing that he'd be doing for free anyway? (Murder. He's talking about the murder.)

    Unfortunately, Government Black Ops aren't too keen on letting Wade do what he does best without a little bit of... insurance. Every merc is assigned a handler; a comms person in their ear that feeds them intel and makes sure they don't go (too) rogue.

    And Wade? Well, he was just assigned a new one.

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    "I died a thousand times
    I did what I had to do
    Hey, that’s just how it goes
    I’m still coming back to you"

    Peter is not a damsel, but he surely is in distress. Deadpool just wants to help a pretty boy in a cute dress.
    Mix this with a pair of overprotective dads, a bunch of snarky college students and a generous dose of gay panic to receive a serious emotional rollerocaster.

    [Work finished despite being a part of the series. No cliffhanger ending.]

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    Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.

    --

    Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.

    A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.

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    Peter presented as a rare male omega when he was seventeen but he’s not going to let that get in the way of being Spider-Man. His social life? Maybe.

    He’s nearly twenty now and although his life as Peter Parker isn’t the most healthy (A.K.A he’s a hermit) Spider-Man is doing his job to protect the city.

    Then a potentially dangerous alpha enters his life and everything seems to go wrong... but it might be worth it?

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    Peter closed his eyes and slowly tipped himself backwards, upside down and holding himself there with his foot braced around a loop of webbing. Just as he was about to drop and swing back home, a loud voice boomed from under him.

    “Spidey!”

    Peter blinked, glancing down and staring at the large leather clad man who stood below him. Peter cocked his head, staring as his curiosity and interest grew. He quickly raised both hands, straightening his leg so the webbing wrapped more firmly around him so he wouldn’t fall.

    'Hello, how can I help you?' Peter signed, not talking as he gestured widely to the man below him.

    “Oh! Sign language? Sure, why not!” The leather clad man quickly began gesturing, his movements quick and confident. 'Hello! My name is Deadpool, and I would love if you came down! Just to talk! Promise!'

    Peter hummed and contemplated, nodding to himself after a moment when his Spider sense remained quiet. Peter flexed his thigh and began sliding down the webbing, silent as he descended. He pointed his toes when he got close to the ground and carefully stepped onto the wet pavement, his heels hitting with little to no noise.

    "That was the hottest thing I have ever seen."

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    Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.

    Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.

    Wade compliments him in a very particular way.

    This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.

    Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.

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