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ted lasso snippets :) by bi-demon-ium (biDEMONium), thesorrowoflizards (biDEMONium), trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
- Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, General Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Multi, M/M, Gen
- Series in Progress
05 Apr 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Colin Hughes
- Jamie Tartt/Keeley Jones (past)
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso/Rebecca Welton
- Keeley Jones/Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
- Michelle Lasso & Ted Lasso
- Michelle Lasso & Trent Crimm
- Roy Kent & Colin Hughes & Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm & Roy Kent
- Trent Crimm & Original Male Character(s)
- Roy Kent & Ted Lasso
- Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Coach Beard
- Ted Lasso & Coach Beard
- Lloyd & Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm & Michelle Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Ted Lasso
- could be interpreted as ted/trent/roy/beard if you wanted
- Coach Beard/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Rebecca Welton & Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Daughter
- Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Parents
- Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
- Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
- Trent Crimm & Jamie Tartt
- Trent Crimm & The Diamond Dogs
- Trent Crimm & Colin Hughes & Jamie Tartt
- pre ted/trent if you squint reeeeally hard
- Coach Beard & Trent Crimm
- sort of trent/beard but not really bc that's the point.
- mentioned ted/trent
- mentioned beard & ted
- Trent Crimm/Roy Kent/Ted Lasso
- mention of onesided (& possibly pre) Ted/Trent
- Coach Beard/Trent Crimm
- Mentioned Jane/Beard (DEROGATORY)
- Trent Crimm's Daughter & Ted Lasso
- Coach Beard/Ted Lasso
- Trent Crimm & Coach Beard & Press Room Reporters
- Trent Crimm & Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
- Heavily implied...
- Trent Crimm & Everyone
- Ted Lasso & Colin Hughes; very briefly
- Trent Crimm
- Random journalists
- Colin Hughes
- AFC Richmond Players (Ted Lasso)
- Ted Lasso
- Jamie Tartt
- Rebecca Welton
- Keeley Jones
- Roy Kent
- Michelle Lasso
- Rupert Mannion
- Coach Beard
- Original Male Character(s)
- Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
- OC for plot reasons - Character
- George Cartrick
- The Reporters (Ted Lasso)
- Lloyd (Ted Lasso) (The Reporter Not Nate's Dad)
- Trent Crimm's Daughter
- Trent Crimm's Father
- Trent Crimm's Mother
- Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
- Will Kitman
- Leslie Higgins
- mentions of everyone else
- Original Characters. for humor's sake
- Ted Lasso (mentioned)
- Nathan Shelley (mentioned)
- literally nameless OCs for plot purposes
- mention of trents ex wife
- Press Room Reporters (Ted Lasso)
- Marcus Adebayo
- Sarah | Sports Journalist (Ted Lasso)
- Lloyd | Sports Journalist (Ted Lasso)
- others mentioned (beard keeley etc)
- Original Characters
- Jamie (mentioned)
- tumblr snippets
- Ficlet Collection
- Cross-Posted on Tumblr
- Truth Liquor/Truth Serum
- Touch-Starved Jamie Tartt
- Dialogue-Only
- sorry these are out of order rip
- Polyamory
- Demi Trent Crimm
- Genderqueer Trent Crimm
- Crack
- ridiculous stupid crack
- Bisexual Ted Lasso
- he/she/they pronouns for trent and more!
- POV Outsider
- Tumblr Prompt
- Identity Reveal
- Kidnapping
- some mildly graphic violence?
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
- Fairy Tales/Fables
- Unrequited Love/Heartbreak
- technically not a sad ending though. you'll see
- Found Family
- trent being a disaster (we love him)
- Pre-Canon
- Outing and Lack Thereof
- Pre-Relationship
- Pining
- Trust
- Selkie AU
- Incomplete Snippet/Scene from an AU
- Time Travel
- Getting Together
- First Kiss
- Shenanigans and Mischief
- Rom Com Moment
- Rom-Communism
- Press Room (Ted Lasso)
- POV Roy Kent
- Enemies to Friends
- Dream Sex (Mentioned)
- Wet Dream
- s1 trent's crush on ted
- ted teasing trent
- Ted Lasso's A Bit Of A Bastard (Affectionate)
- ran out of tag space so cont. in next one
- RAN OUT OF TAG SPACE! SO HERE'S ANOTHER
- Meet-Cute
- sort of. meet-awkward? meet-funny. but also meet-cute
- Fake Relationship
- Ted's Turn To Be A Disaster
- Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
- Pre-Canon/Very Early Season 01
- canon's timeline is a jigsaw puzzle and i've thrown out some pieces and made my own picture
- ft. Trent's Self-Esteem Issues
- Fluff and Humor
- Bit of an abrupt ending
- Homophobia
- Voicemails/Wrong Number
- Swordfighting
- Homoerotic Sword Fights--as they deserve
- Fairy Tales
- Self-Esteem Issues
- Established Relationship
- Early in Canon
- Season/Series 01
- Canon Compliant
- probably
- idk man wrote this one on an impulse
- YET ANOTHER DEEPLY STUPID TIME TRAVEL CRACK SNIPPET
- Kissing
- once again on my 'ted kisses s1 trent stupid' agenda
- bc its funny
- Touch-Starved
- Touch-Starved Ted Lasso
- Touch-Starved Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso Needs a Hug
- Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
- Misunderstandings
- Insecurities
- Neurodivergent Ted Lasso
- Neurodivergent Trent Crimm
- they're so audhd4audhd ngl
- Diamond Dogs
- Fuck/Marry/Kill
- REALLY stupid crack written at like 3-5 am
- Sharing a Bed
- are they HIGH? unclear
- Mutual Pining
- Sexual Confusion
- Hopeful Ending
- Fluff
- Banter
- Tumblr Prompts
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Smut
- Trans Trent Crimm
- trans author LOOOOOVES to project
- Crying During Sex
- in the FUN way!
- Dom/sub
- a little ;)
- Oral Sex
- Bondage
- trent gets a little bondage. as a treat
- all my tags deleted themselves and im FURIOUS
- Ted Lasso is Good at Sex
- Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick
- Multiple Orgasms
- i just think ted eating trent out then railing him thru like
- six orgasms. is what they BOTH deserve
- probably unrealistic but i mean. are you here for the REALISM
- and if so; WHY?
- Vaginal Sex
- Creampie
- Dom Ted Lasso
- Sub Trent Crimm
- LET THAT JOURNALIST GET RAWED!
- weirdly im embarassed about this. but like. bro. ive posted WAY worse than this
- why NOW brain? whats up with that.
- Double Penetration in Two Holes
- Threesome - M/M/M
- mention of breeding kink
- Abrupt Ending
- Symbrock/Venom AU
- UH OH SISTERS ITS THE DEEPLY EMBARASSING CRACK VENOM AU
- Consentacles
- Elevator Sex
- Semi-Public Sex
- Clothed Sex
- technically
- is it sex toys under clothes if the sex toy is a sentient being and not a toy
- Double Penetration
- plot kool aid mans through the wall at one point but we get back to the porn dw
- uhhh mentions of suicidal ideation of sorts? damn
- i promise there's mostly tentacle porn
- Body Worship
- oh trent. you need a hug and also consentacles railing
- Praise Kink
- Triple Penetration
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- Overstimulation
- Wet & Messy
- extremely vague symbiote biology. just roll with it
- Tentacle Sex
- Yep!
- Tentacuddles As Well
- Desperation
- Intercrural Sex
- Thighs!!!!!!
- Teasing
- ted loves his pet names
- Desk Sex
- bit of a size kink ya got there trent
- this is kind of cracky tbh but i ran with it
- based off a tumblr post
- Orgasm Delay
- bit of denial it's nice and fun. probably under-negotiated but they're loving it
- ANOTHER ONE LADS
- Magic Made Them Do It
- kiss not sex. this time.
- crack treated seriously?
- rebecca's evil era lgkhjh
- Autistic Trent Crimm
- ah the audhd urge to Bite.
- mentioned Roy/Keeley/Jamie
- biting as a love language
- ambigiously post-canon fix it
- Friends With Benefits
- Didn't Know They Were Dating
- Miscommunication/Not Enough Communication
- but they work it out
- Trent Crimm When Will You Learn People Can Love You You Fool
- hes also demi but shh he hasnt figured that out yet
- Mild Sexual Content
- Post-Coital Cuddling
- Enemies to Friends to Lovers
- no flower math was done in the making of this chapter
- Not Actually Unrequited Love
- Oblivious Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm Deserves Nice Things
- and roy wants to give him said nice things.
- i am once again saying audhd trent for ljfe
- honestly he and ted r so audhd4audhd
- more crack. more more crack
- dang this chapter is almost jamie centric
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- idk how timelines work and idc to learn
- Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug
- Oblivious Ted Lasso
- continued dramatic irony of ted not knowing rebecca's wohle thing yet
- oops! gay for that reporter
- Seahorse Pregnancy
- Social Media
- Pregnant Trent Crimm
- unrealistic response to weird social media shenanigans probably
- YET ANOTHER TIME TRAVEL SNIPPET LADS. also finally ran out of tags again
- now with the added update of BY accident instead of ON accident. woah. this was SO necessary. wow.
- Fluff without Plot
- Comfort No Hurt
- extremely very Light Angst but it's all in the past
- And He Goddamn Well Gets One
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Love
- Safety/Trust
- Short & Sweet
- Short One Shot
- i'd put this in snippets collection jail but the last one just ran out of slots
- and it doesn't seem worth starting another one yet
- Comfort
- i THINK G is a fine rating but if you think i should make it T go ahead and say
- No Plot/Plotless
- Sleepy Cuddles
- Snippets
- One Shot Collection
- mention of pregnancy/some kink
- Minor Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
- Naked/Barely Dressed Cuddling
- Literal Sleeping Together
- Domestic Fluff
- Soft Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Non-Sexual Intimacy
- mention of self-esteem issues/body image issues
- Introspection
- unedited schmoop and fluff
- ending kinda abrupt (ch3)
- Seven Minutes In Heaven Game
- sort of ambiguous ending but it's really a lot more hopeful/implied happy
- Morose Drinking
- Pre-Friendship
- beard and ted are autistic besties
- both them and trent are just. audhd kings.
- crimmlet mention!
- hints at some mutual pining/developing crushes
- snippet 8 is canon compliant technically!
- Never Have I Ever
- Drunken Shenanigans
- Drunken Kissing
- Idiots in Love
- Feelings Realization
- speedrunning a sexuality crisis
- Vulnerability
- Cuddling
- abrupt beginning
- Trent's Disastrous Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
- Early Series/Season 03
- Gay Disaster Trent Crimm
- Dancing
- Ballroom Dancing
- author did little to no research on waltzes/ballroom dancing beforehand
- we're going off vibes babey!!!
- Flirting
- Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso's Car Park Chats
- Not Actually Unrequited Feelings
- Ill-Advised Hook-Up Attempt. Failed
- impulse write. did not fact check shit. vibes babeyy
- Hurt Ted Lasso
- trent could use one too tbh
- Divorce
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
- Fluffy but abrupt and a little ambiguous ending
- Rope Bondage
- Nipple Clamps
- Bells
- Blindfolds
- Gentle Dom Ted Lasso
- Panties
- Trent Crimm in Panties
- Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm are in Love
- Vaginal Fingering
- Snippet
- Impulse Write. IDK Man
- Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
- Aftercare
- Nipple Play
- Trust/Safety/Love
- Trust Kink
- that's a tag??????
- i'm into it.
- lowkey :)
- Trent gets spoiled
- off-screen kink negogiation
- Hickeys
- probably unrealistic sex. dont use fic as a guide bls
- a bit of felching? like licking up the cum
- trent with nipple clamps that have bells on them :)
- more PLAYING with pussies!!! touch them!!! be a little rougher!!!
- obviously this is person to person but i promise cunts aren't delicate little flowers
- pinch and tease and suck more!!
- Hand Jobs
- the joy and vulnerability of feeling helpless with ur partner
- ending sucks but it's fine
- god i wish that were a bj pun
- written in two way too long sittings and if i dont post it now i never will so HERE GOES
- they are in love.
- impulse write. i have no fucking idea
- Episode: s02e12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success
- sort of an episode tag but not really at all also.
- Dark Ted Lasso
- but again also not really.
- Nightmares
- Dreams and Nightmares
- hence previous
- Hurt/Comfort
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Implied Past Child Abuse
- Self-Worth Issues
- authors tummy hurt while finishing this :(
- Heavy Angst
- Author Is Sleep Deprived
- my tummy huuuurts
- Pet Names
- Angst
- Tags Contain Spoilers
- Crying
- Post-Episode: s01e03 Trent Crimm: The Independent
- Apologies
- Missing Scene
- ambiguous timeline
- trent's definitely developed an unfortunate little crush by now
- but a) it's still pretty little b) ted has absolutely no idea
- so it's barely relevant here
- Pre-Relationship. if you squint and tilt your head
- you can also not read it that way if you like
- Canon-Typical Conversations in Car Parks
- long author's note. sorry not sorry
- Sexuality Crisis
- Crack Treated Seriously. I Think
- Humor
- Light-Hearted
- Queer Ted Lasso
- Queer Trent Crimm
- he's also trans but that's not relevant or mentioned here. i just want you to know
- Coming Out
- but for comedic purposes
- Post-Canon
- Hurt Trent Crimm
- Emotionally Hurt Trent Crimm
- from here on out - Freeform
- Kinda
- trent.... kinda spirals a bit
- also kind of s1
- on account of the time travel
- Anxiety Attacks
- Trent Crimm's Horribly Low Self-Esteem
- it was getting better but this did not help.
- Trent Crimm Gets a Hug
- POV Trent Crimm
- Fluffy Ending
- feels like this could be more hence snippets jail adjacent
- Happy Ending
- Couch Cuddles
- Shirtless cuddling
- i find thunderstorms intensely soothing
- Light Angst
- more in implication than anything. in ch2
- ted too i think
- impulse write. it's thunderin outside
- Thunderstorms
- Originally Posted on Tumblr
- Comfort little hurt
- like it's
- in vibes but technically there was a little hurt entirely offscreen
- trent had a bad day
- Showers
- Hugs
- Romantic Fluff
- Ted Lasso is a Good Boyfriend
- No Smut
- Sweet
- Sweet Ted Lasso
- they're in love!!
- or without much plot anyway
- Tumblr Ask Box Fic
- True Love's Kiss
- Sleeping Curse
- Sleeping Beauty Elements
- Fairy Tale Elements
- Self-Indulgent
- Trent Crimm's Self-Esteem Issues
- ted could also use a hug and gets one but that's less the focus
- Fairy Tale Curses
- no context really
- no editing/beta we die like funny reference
- Fake/Pretend Relationship
- ambigiously a university au or something but i didn't really get into it
- Denial of Feelings
- Making Out
- There Was Only One Bed
- Misunderstandings (mild)
- absolutely no context or explanation is given
- POV Ted Lasso
- Insecurity
- reassurance
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- these are basically three unfinished little snippets
- Rough Kissing
- Heavy Petting
- Manhandling
- Hair-pulling
- Light Dom/sub
- Rough Sex
- Emotional Comfort Very Little Hurt
- Communication
- sex isn't the biggest focus but it's explicit enough to warrant the E for sure
- hmmm not my best work but in my defense im dying (of cramps)
- Unresolved... somethin Tension
- maybe it's just unresolved tension period. idk man
- i just think toxic pre-canon roytrent sex is really funny. and sad
- Homophobic Language (used in inner monologue to self)
- Blow Jobs
- Rough Oral Sex
- ltitle bit of a humiliation kink you got there bud?
- a liiiiittle bit of choking
- Deepthroating
- unrealistic first blowjob but who cares
- roy kent simply has a reality-bending forcefield around him
- that makes blowjobs easier through sheer force of hotness and willpower
- i really saw 'rough kiss' as a prompt and said 'so they tug on trent's hair?'
- i think this is like.
- not that long before canon
- so they're about the same age as in s1
- Under-negotiated Kink
- Lack of Communication
- they do NOT talk about boundaries
- like no one actually gets hurt but jeeez.
- Hate Sex
- well roy hates trent. trent doesnt actually hate roy
- but he does hate himself does that count?
- Trans Male Character
- lack of aftercare
- Masturbation
- Dom Roy Kent
- Affection
- or very little only implied past hurt
- ohhhh idk how good this is tbh.
- very mild sexual content
- two idiots nearly fuck in a booth at a bar
- but settle for tipsy making out
- trent's trans btw and there's ntohing u can do about it
- Enemies to Friends to Lovers but this is literally ujst the friends to lovers part
- man am i predictable
- trent likes being manhandled the slut <3
- Reunions
- Cute Ending
- third person dont you worry
- Morning Cuddles
- Morning Kisses
- Lazy Mornings
- mentioned henry and crimmlet
- Mentioned Roy - Freeform
- Forehead Kisses
- Sleepy Kisses
- kisses!!!!!
- Implied Sexual Content
- trent's trans btw and there's nothing u can do about it
- not super relevant here but he is nonetheless trans
- ive got so many of these prompts left bro
- i was like 'one more' and like five came in
- i wanna put an emoji here but ao3 tags fuck em up sometimes
- Fade to Black
- no actual onscreen sex but they get so close and get started
- so like. feels like i kinda have to do E
- barely any plot
- Morning Sex
- Probably unrealistic but who cares
- dont come at me about it i stg
- Birthday Sex
- yet another impulse one-sitting write
- Fantasy AU
- Plot Implied Outside This Scene But Not Explored
- Presumed Dead
- trent gets to be a damsel in distress. as a treat
- Your Princess is in Another Castle
- Bittersweet
- Grief
- Rage
- knight Roy Kent
- several mentions of character death but none happens
- mentioned reunion sex lol
- this feels maybe ooc but we're gonna shush about this.
- it's a fantasy au let me have this
- Eventual Happy Ending
- IM SORRY ASH IDK WHAT THIS IS OR HOW MUCH SENSE IT MAKES
- Platonic Kissing
- but it's like. actually fake and stays fake
- Friends to. Uh. Friends
- those demi vibes for both of them . just a little. as a treat
- Kinda Crack
- Beard-typical Shenanigans
- what's going on? well! i refuse to elaborate.
- Mentioned: previous Ted & Beard shenanigans
- Mentioned: Trent's big gay crush on Ted
- trent is just as weird as beard but in another direction
- very funny to have three people
- and ONLY the non romantic pair DOESNT do a fake relationship at some point
- for now.
- Attempt at Humor
- anyway im really going for 'despite them being Like That
- they are genuinely actually platonic. and that's funny
- but sweet'
- Silly
- just realized i tried to type non platonic and romantic at the same time
- and got 'non romantic'. not what i meant
- Gentle Kissing
- Kissing All Over
- justpure porn tbh
- i just think trent deserves to be sandwiched between two men
- Ted Lasso's Canonically Big Dick
- Roy Kent's Canonically Not Actually Curved But Feels Like It Is Dick
- AuDHD Trent for the fucking win
- em dash abuse as always
- once more i present to you: hastily written porn
- no editing or beta we die like funny reference
- Wedding Fluff
- Weddings
- Engaged Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm Has Anxiety
- Ted Lasso Has Anxiety
- Marriage: you share everything
- true of most of my fics but especially true of these snippets
- The Article(TM)
- and he's biased obviously
- trent writing about mens mental health and how stigmatized it is
- and thinking about how nate isnt a monster
- and ted deserves to be flawed and etc:
- yueah but not me though. im like evil
- Character Study
- idk about this one chief but if you dont like it dont tell me
- or i'll. cry <3
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Disassociation. At Least a Bit
- written all in one sitting so shhhhhh
- Episode Tag
- Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
- Gay Trent Crimm
- Emotional Hurt
- Ethical Dilemmas
- Self-Indulgent Metaphors and Similies
- trent making mental lists neurodivergently
- Fluff With Very Little Plot
- Scarves
- Vaguely S3/Post-Canon Fix-It World
- dealer's choice just know trent and ted are both at nelson road
- if you saw the tenses change no you dont
- ending a little abruptly bc im being forced to go cook lmao
- sort of getting together & first kiss but only a little bit at the end
- Cold Weather
- Gifts
- no editing or beta wrote this all in one sitting for fun
- bci thought of it while half asleep and thought it was cute. so.
- bone apple teeth etc
- oh Trent
- sequel to a fic
- alternate POV of another fic
- they hug each other :)
- Divorce (Past and not TedTrent obviously)
- idiots to lovers
- Ted Lasso is Good at Cunnilingus
- Ted Lasso: Pussy Eating Champion
- oh you fucking betcha
- Size Kink
- ted lasso is a service top and gentle dom and i'll die on this hill
- more service top in this one but the light dom/sub vibes are there
- Bottom Trent Crimm
- Top Ted Lasso
- ted is ruining this man for life (sexually)
- don't worry he likes it
- Crying During Sex (Hot)
- Sexuality Crisis (a little bit)
- ted having the hottest sex of his entire life
- and still not realizing he may not be straight
- for like a day afterwards
- Frotting I think
- Begging
- Trent Crimm is Noisy in Bed
- Trent Crimm is a Screamer
- LET HIM BE LOUD!!!!
- mostly the second one
- they both get a little desperate and horny
- Ted Lasso Talks During Sex
- Dorks in Love
- this whole thing feels a little disconnected
- from each other adn the original fic
- but it's FINE bc it's HOT
- Massage
- ted gives trent a little massage. that's it.
- technically hurt/comfort but it's mostly comfort
- and the hurt is literal 'back hurty'
- author did no research on massage and will not apologize for this
- we are vibes based in this house babey!
- AUTHORS BACK HURTS!
- Implied/Referenced Sex
- not now. but like. it's mentioned
- insanely cute and fluffy
- no beta or editing we die like funny reference
- Forgiveness
- Anxiety
- Mention of Panic Attacks
- vaguely s3/post-canon fix-it however you want to think of it
- a friend once described panic attacks vs anxiety attacks
- being 'TIGER IN THE ROOM WITH ME!!!' vs 'there...might be tigers around here....'
- when i told them i felt like tigers were chasing me even though
- there were demonstrably no tigers
- i love anxiety attacks. /sarcasm.
- Dialogue Heavy
- Phone Calls & Telephones
- Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso are Lowkey in Love
- vague allusions to Ted's Tragic Backstory but nothing direct
- all hail gert king of reusing a bunch of words bc he loves them
- Past Abuse
- Sweet Trent Crimm
- impulse oneshot idk where this came from
- Flings/Hook-Ups
- Trent/Beard aren't endgame probably but one day
- they will be very very good friends
- trent's crush on ted haunts the narrative
- Jane/Beard are on and off and jane is definitely abusive
- One Night Stands
- after the not-so-literal sleeping together offscreen
- trent is still trans btw but it barely comes up
- Ambiguous/Open Ending
- like it's sweet but the future is unclear
- this is basically canon compliant but i didn't think about like
- timelines or anything so
- Past Abusive Relationship. and unfortunately future probably also
- but neither are trent
- and both are jane
- we hate jane and janebeard in this house btw
- Willis Beard Needs a Hug
- and gets a hug
- one could certainly read this as future beardtrentted tbh
- Sexual Content
- Riding
- idk what this is another impulse one-sitting no-editing write
- Whump
- Buried Alive
- Rescue
- claustrophobic spaces
- Assumptions
- Trent Crimm Whump
- LETS MAKE IT A TAG‚ BOYS!
- author's been watching too many crime shows
- and also wants to beat up his blorbo
- im gonna be real vague on the actual like
- crime/mystery side of things though.
- who cares about all that what matters is:
- we're beating trent up. and then giving him tlc after
- cop show adjacent im so sorry it's just for plot reasons
- extremely handwavey bullshit worldbuilding btw
- you know when there's a mystery of the week show with
- some special little guy who usually works with the cops
- or instead of them? yeah ted's the special little guy
- what is he a forensics guy or a profiler or what? no idea.
- Use your imagination
- theyre intense about each other
- Relief
- Hurt/Comfort really heavy on both hurt and comfort tbh
- Vulnerablity
- kidnapping/buried alive really a big theme here cannot emphasize enough
- ALL WRITTEN IN ONE SITTING THREE CHEERS FOR INSOMNIA
- HIP HIP! HOORAY
- vaguely a Crime Show AU
- Major - Freeform
- trent gets utterly ravished as he deserves
- Dress Up
- Coming In Pants
- Generic 'They're at a Gala or Some Shit' Trope
- Messy
- up to you how semi
- Ted Lasso Being a Tease
- and trent's a slut for it as always bless him
- partially
- very mild humiliation kink
- Facials
- Dom/sub Undertones
- pretty boy trent :)
- sometimes a middle aged father is a pretty boy
- NO EDITING OR BETA WE WRITE IN ONE SITTING AND DIE LIKE MEN
- as always
- did i mention just a teeeensy bit of cockwarming?
- they're both lowkey touch-starved af tho
- also they're both audhd i stg
- Ted Lasso has ADHD
- they both do i stg
- this is not the most well written but i need some plotless fluff ok??!
- didnt edit or beta this at all lmao
- I am having. a Bad Day.
- so i am writing this. not checking ANYTHING
- and then GOING TO BED.
- nothing's confirmed but like the VIBES.
- i guess a litttttle bitter sweet but like. idk this is light hearted
- Ambiguously Pre-Season 2 Finale
- trent's still a journalist is what i'm saying
- Embarrassment
- Mpreg (Transgender ✨)
- Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
- that's a TAG??? YIPPEE
- no actual mpreg is happening in the present but it's like
- kind of a theme
- Crack. Did I Mention Crack?
- in media res beginning. who needs context?
- im in a writing mood everyone (anxious)
- (Not Actually) (Not That He Knows That) One-Sided Crush
- accidentally saying weird gay shit to the guy you have a big gay crush on
- Heteronormativity
- Trent's (Now Divorced) Marriage to a Woman
- oops i made trent demi/grayace again
- trent may or may not have a breedin g kink. ted too
- but thwy are NOT exploring that. (.....Yet.)
- Fantasizing
- he thinks his crush is unrequited
- Breeding Kink
- Pregnancy Kink
- Creampies
- you could interpret that last bit as pet/puppy play but it wasnt intended
- do the vaginal sex and creampie tags count if it's just in the fantasy?
- Coda/Tag to My Own Other Fic. Yippee!
- anyway. WOE. YET ANOTHER IMPULSE WRITE BE UPON YE
- Author is Fueled by Anxiety
- Clubbing
- Trent all dressed up and pretty
- originally was going for a smalelr work
- but it went over the limit so now im positng it here instead
- but it's still pretty short esp by my standards
- Get Together
- impulse write lol
- Hook-Up
- turned... can it be called a meet cute if theyve already met
- this snippet is from The Archives (never published it)
- (but lbr im not adding anything to this)
- (so here it is)
- i promise they talked about this offscreen
- Fluff and Smut
- No Angst
- sorry. ALMOST no dialogue
- PILLOW PRINCESS TRENT CRIMM! YIPPEE!
- ted loves eating trent out sloppy style
- which WAS the main focus of the fic but then i also got on
- ted fucking him sloppy style too
- it ends as it began: abruptly because whatever
- this is barely coherent probably. YIPPEE IMPULSE WRITE. AGAIN
- Sleep Paralysis
- originally supposed to be a ficlet lol
- Good Boyfriend Ted Lasso
- in the 'present' which is more than half the fic so
- i jsut wanted to emotionally beat trent up a bit
- Edging
- Orgasm Control/Delay
- Touching
- Porn with Feelings
- a bit of tit worship too :)
- look. guys like having their tits played with too
- some trans guys included!
- first 'i love you's
- cum kink
- so funny that these are all tags
- probably unrealistic sex but like
- this is fanfiction‚ son. we have unrealistic old man sex here
- YIPPEE! ANOTHER IMPULSE WRITE! I WILL NEVER BE STOPPED
- Crack Treated Serious;y
- contrived scenario to make the cute plot thing happen
- ambiguously early seasons/season 1?
- timeline? i dont know her.
- Ridiculous
- this is. ridiculous
- Ted Lasso is Surprisingly Strong
- Damsel Trent Crimm
- Much to his chagrin
- Building Collapse
- and i am extremely vague about what's going on with that.
- this is not that angsty tho
- i mean it's a little angst
- but it's mostly silly i SWEAR
- ...ok so it's becoming a little more whumpy as i go
- but i promise it's still mostly sweet
- also. sweet and also whump.
- cannot emphasize enough this is bullshit
- im srs this really barely holds together
- i just really wanna see ted scoop trent up in his arms. in like. s1
- not beta'd or edited we die like funny reference
- ...the typo in the like first tag 😭
- Bit messy
- Anal Sex
- was gonna be just anal but i had an idea and. things happened idk
- Shameless Smut
- bit of sexual overstimulation
- abrupt beginning and abrupt end. yippee!
- trent lowkey has a breeding kink/creampie kink
- but he is not thinkin about that rn
- (and it's barely mentioned and ted wears a condom for that part)
- ....trent's breeding kink haunts the narrative? hm. i think i need sleep
- Established but relatively new relationship
- Trent Crimm is Noisy as Hell During Sex
- lowkey..
- gentle dom ted. bc he IS
- ted likes to make trent spell out exactly what he wants :)
- audhd4audhd tedtrent 4ever but in this case manifests as trent just.
- LOVING being crushed. pressure. mmm
- among other things
- Ficlet
- Missionary Sex
- so many orgasms
- Messy & Wet (NOT WAM)
- ted's a lil sweaty and trent likes it
- Size Kink?
- a little bit of dacryphilia
- Unrealistic Sex
- Vibrators
- sloppy sex
- Sexual Overstimulation
- Teasing/Dirty Talk
- author wrote this instead of sleeping
- And All In One Sitting
- no beta we die like funny reference
- Fluff and Romance and Smut
- sometimes you just wanna write some plotless smutty fluff
- he's a yapper
- Impulse Write!
- written in one sitting at like 3-5 am lmao
- Gettin Tipsy And Kissin
- Warm
- typical post-canon fix-it world lol
- couch makeout
- mild angst (with a happy ending!)
- No Actual Character Death!!!
- Thinking You're Gonna Die
- end of the world sex
- We're Gonna Die Sex
- Love Confessions
- POV Alternating
- vaguely a star trek/spaceship au
- based on those two episodes of tng and sgu
- i am EXTREMELY vague about the ship-ending emergency
- Getting Caught Post-Coital Cuddling
- the sex is somewhat explicit but this isnt porn
- implied but not stated trans trent
- the most impulse of impulse writes
- i need to get to bed so bad
- Febuwhump 2026
- Febuwhump
- environmental whump
- Heat/Hyperthermia
- Exposure
- Wingfic
- Magic/Fantasy
- Chains
- Torture
- Cuts/Carving
- Graphic Violence/Torture
- Burns
- Caretaker Forced to Hurt in Order to Help
- Caretaker Ted Lasso
- Whumpee/Caretaker - Freeform
- No smut/sex
- idk what this is im ngl
- nothing about this whump is medically viable btw
- it is all entirely vibes-based
- Trope Subversion. Sort Of?
- There's Only... TWO Beds? Huh? But there's two of us...
- How are we supposed to fanfic trope now?
- Oh. Oh so you're gonna--okay
- Pining Trent Crimm
- Some Humor
- Bittersweet Ending
- with an implied future happy ending in the notes!!!
- Comfort/Angst
- playing with hair
- References to ABBA
- References to the Beatles
- Press Conferences
- deeply stupid
- i wrote most of this ages ago im ngl
- Trent Crimm is No Longer a Sports Reporter
- Season/Series 03
- i guess?
- Alternate Universe - Crack
- Fluff and Crack
- also unrelated but take all the abba/beatles opinions
- with a grain of salt
- i just said whatever im ngl
- Richmond is Chaotic
- Alternate Universe - Beauty and the Beast Fusion
- Beauty and the Beast Elements
- Beast Trent & Beauty Ted
- i have a wip of the reverse somewhere too
- Dehumanization
- Self-Dehumanization
- Using It/Its pronouns for dehumanization reasons
- Snowed In
- vague backstory
- Fairy Tale Prince Ted Lasso
- well not actually a prince but you know. the vibe.
- Skin Hunger
- Past Isolation
- i guess they dont have kids in this one
- which. oops
- mention of suicidal thoughts
- Curse Breaking
- Angst and Feels
- angst turned to fluff
- Post-Season/Series 02
- mostly - Freeform
- early s3 or like post s2 pre s3 au
- Ted Lasso's Crush on Trent Crimm
- trent is gay but this is from ted's pov so the specifics arent mentioned
- Miscommunication
- Colleagues (Affectionate) to Fuckbuddies to Colleagues (Angry) to Lovers
- Ted Lasso is a mess
- Trent Crimm is a Mess
- messy relationships
- Breaking Up & Making Up
- ted gets a little mean but he's heartbroken
- and also the misunderstnding is ROUGH
- very vague references to teds backstory
- Getting Back Together
- Brief Mentioned Sexual Content
- Fuckbuddies
- no one's in the wrong/everyone's in the wrong
- disastrous miscommunication
- Fic based on a tweet
- Married Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
- Future Fic
- Older Tedependent
- Roadtrip
- Road Trips
- presumably they're retired or something
- the kids in university! etc
- Domestic Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
- Ted Lasso Loves Trent Crimm
- Trent Crimm Loves Ted Lasso
- Plotless Fluff
- fanfic of a fanfic
- Alternate 'Reveal'
- Chatting & Messaging
- chatfic
- Epistolary
- Secret Identity
- Pre Getting Together
- Texting
- Texting Fic
- Could be implied background Colin/Jamie if you want and squint
- or could not be
- this one is really stupid i just had to write it man
- when i say pre-getting together it's like REALLY just barely pre
Summary
For all my Ted Lasso snippets. Honestly, "tumblr" snippets is no longer accurate, I just sort of throw in all the things that are either too short/too unfinished/too I Ain't Too Sure About This One Chief But It Also Ain't Cooperatin'
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