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Deku Enchanted by s_the_queen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Apr 2021
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Just like every other day, Izuku mumbled up a storm and about fifteen minutes later (a drastic increase from the measly three minutes he would have gotten in their first year), Katsuki turned to him and snapped. "Shut the fuck up nerd! I can barely hear myself think!"
And Izuku's jaw practically sealed itself shut. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open his mouth to speak. Thankfully, he wasn't called on during the lesson, but that didn't mean he hadn't tried to participate. He just couldn't.
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Izuku is hit by an obedience quirk, and he wonders who exactly he wronged in a past life to deserve this much bullshit.
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Matter of Survival by dogtoothjones
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
31 Jan 2025
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"You saw the penalty. I don't want to die here," he said, leveling the protagonist with an even gaze. I can't let you regress, he thought, more honestly. I have to keep you alive, for everybody's sake. Even if it means sacrificing something precious.
Joonghyuk looked wary.
"...Clearing this scenario will be humiliating," he warned. "Do you have the nerve for it?"
"I see no way out but through."
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Alternatively: Kim Dokja takes one for the team. Things get intense.
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Десять избранных человек, а вернее небожителей и демонов, попали в затруднительное положение. И что бы выбраться из него, им нужно прочесть новеллу "Благословение небожителей" в которой содержится их будущее.
Или персонажи TGCF читают новеллу.
Перевод взят с RanobeLib, в частности переводы команд "YouNet Translate" и "Гуцинь"
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In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’
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Ted barely registers Trent’s groggy, “Mm? Ted?”
“Trent, someone’s in here,” Ted says, too quickly. He wonders if he’s even coherent.
Trent barely manages, “What?” before he’s sitting up, running his hand through his hair. Ted feels the bed creak as he moves, weight shifting; he grasps for the bat, cursing as he can’t find it, in the moment before he hears Trent gasp out, “No—” in a rush.
The floorboards groan under the heavy footfalls of the intruder as he shifts and finally moves, lunging closer to them. Ted’s still scrambling for the bat; Trent is the one who is up and moving in a second, jerking across the bed, putting himself between the stranger and Ted without a heartbeat of hesitation.
Ted feels the impact in Trent’s body. He doesn’t see it.
or: someone breaks into ted and trent's home in the middle of the night, intent on hurting ted. trent makes sure they don't even get a chance to touch him.
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Ice may have earned his callsign for his technique in the air, but Maverick has to imagine half the students think Ice got it from his ability to dole out brutal freeze-burning remarks.
Well. Leave it to the Iceman to find a way to make his callsign define him through and through.
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From the moment they met, Mav knew Kazansky had a mouth on him. It isn't until they're both instructors at TOPGUN, though, that Mav learns just how brutal Ice can be.
One thing's for sure: Maverick's never bored, teaching alongside Iceman. He's just not sure he's going to survive the job unscathed, himself.
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And I'd Set the World on Fire (Baby it's Your Funeral Pyre) by JustNerdyThings
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
24 Aug 2025
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Stone wonders sometimes, when his grief is softer, when it loses its sharp edges, if he’s doing the right thing. He wonders if this is what his Doctor would have wanted for him, in those final, devastating moments. He doesn’t wonder if he’ll be absolved for any of it.
The Doctor may have forgiven the world for what it did to him, but Stone… No, Agent Stone has never been one to forget.
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Buck keeps him everywhere. He’s smuggling him into every inch left vacant, because like this, he doesn’t lose him, won’t lose him. Like this, he gets to keep Eddie forever, even if it’s just the pieces and the memories attached. The reminder of him will haunt him and this apartment like a ghost. Because Buck can’t trap him in his apartment and force him to stay, he’d never ask that, couldn’t ask that, but he’s going to damn well do his best to salvage it in some form. He’s kidnapping Eddie’s shadow, no matter how much it hurts, and there’s no choice about it.
Eddie announces he’s leaving. Buck, naturally, begins a slow descent to madness.
[ALT. summary: Buck has resolved to be the greatest friend ever. He’s handling this move so well. And not at all being abnormal about Eddie’s house. Or Eddie’s belongings. Or, well. Eddie.]
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Puzzles Made of Broken Glass by thatcuriouscat for ramblingwildrose, TheMaidenOfWords
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2025
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Sherlock Holmes retreats to his Mind Palace to think, to problem-solve. Superman has his Fortress of Solitude, reportedly.
9-and-five-sixths-year-old Tim Drake has his Blanket Fortress.Timmy Drake’s parents go missing.
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A Journey of Personal Discovery Through Social Isolation by Airdanteine, artificiallifecreator, ayzcollabs (ayzenigma), ayzenigma, bewaretheboojum, chibi_nightowl, clarakent (mintaejin), clarityhiding, Nanimok, niewanyin (mintaejin), njw, Rider_of_Spades, sansarogers (mintaejin), Silver_Snow_77, SoleminiSanction, strawberryjei, vellaphoria, vellcolabs (vellaphoria)
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
19 Jun 2021
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Works produced by our random round-robin exchange group. All (so far) are standalone and can be read without reading the rest of the series. Most will probably feature Tim Drake and some sort of art. Other than that, we promise no sort of consistency (besides fun!).
Enjoy!
Note: while some of the series creators are happy to have their works added to collections, others would rather not. We don't want to make any of our fellow series creators uncomfortable, so collection requests for the stories in this series will probably be denied. Thank you for your consideration!
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The Bride Selection by trufflehargau
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
24 Apr 2022
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Xie Lian held up the flyer, and squinted at it through the eye-holes of his mask. Beneath the words ‘Join the Selection! Be the Ghost King’s Bride!’ the sweeping eaves rendered in wobbly black ink matched the silhouette of the building in the distance. Paradise Manor. The Ghost King’s home.
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...The Princess and the Pea retelling? Set before the events of the novel. The Ghost King of Paradise Manor is selecting a bride. Xie Lian doesn't really know what he's doing there.
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Draco Malfoy was prepared for many things—an arranged marriage, pureblood politics—until the Malfoy tapestry revealed he had twins with Hermione Granger. Cue scandal, Lucius Malfoy’s dramatic meltdown, and Draco scrambling to survive pure-blood chaos, toddler mischief, and an unexpected shot at love. Featuring: overprotective Narcissa, smug Blaise, and a very done Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of Bloodlines & Betrayal
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Tether by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale, Supreme Archangel of the Heavenly Host, is just minding his own business. Really. It's not like he's trying to get summoned to Earth during highly important archangelic duties. And Crowley's not trying to summon him, he swears, but somehow it still keeps happening...
Now, if they could only figure out why?
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Blue Masked Boy by lArtiel
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon)
24 Sep 2025
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A string of events led to Yuichi being an ‘errand boy’ for New York hidden city notorious big mama. He’s been all over the hidden city doing whatever odd job she wants, from simple tasks like grabbing her a coffee, guarding illegal deals, to her dirty work… after one of those peculiar jobs he runs into a Kappa Yokai, by far the most beautiful Yokai he's ever met.
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Draco makes amends by worshipping every part of Hermione.
Part of the Puritan Draco challenge on Twitter by Jo.
My Draco here likes Hermione's wrists. I think I got a little carried away. But I hope this is a like a warm wool blanket for you, reader.
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Celebrity BatWaynes by sardonic_sprite, SkullKitten
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), DCU (Comics), The Bachelor (TV)
05 Jan 2024
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So we all know the Wayne fam are canonically celebrities. So what shenanigans and chaos ensue when they get involved in all the inevitable celebrity media?
PSA:
Some fics in this series will involve romantic relationships. They will be tagged accordingly.
If you prefer not to read such fics, I am more than happy to provide summaries of the events in that work (including key jokes that may come back). Additionally, feel free to ask to what degree the relationship will feature in a fic and in the series moving forward. You can leave these questions on any fic in this series, or on my tumblr
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to chase away loneliness by emowangji
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Feb 2021
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"Yes, so embarrassing! I'm so glad you understand my plight!" Wei Ying feels elated. He was prepared to add even more sordid details to his fake story, but apparently, Lan Zhan is already fully invested. This is great. This is wonderful. "So you understand why I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend at my sister's wedding now, right?"
Silence.
“Could you…Could you repeat that?” Lan Zhan finally says in a strained voice. “I’m not sure I’m following your logic here.”
(Or: Wei Ying needs a date to his sister's wedding. He enlists the help of his ex-boyfriend, Lan Zhan. It doesn't go according to plan.)
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All Start by sanraku
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Injustice: Gods Among Us, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, DCU
11 Oct 2025
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What if someone else had to pick up the mantle of Batman?
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Caesar didn't ask for this, didn't ask to be Batman, didn't ask for the war, and didn't ask to be transported to a world where there's already a Batman. All he can do is play the cards fate has dealt. Yet new circumstances keep making him question who he truly is, and what he can become.- Language:
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spider-mechanic verse by mickeysshitshow
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Sep 2025
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part one: friendly neighborhood spider-mechanic (complete march 2025)
part two, five years later: dude we’re getting the band back together (in progress september 2025)- Words:
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My baby, my baby (you're my baby, say it to me) by sstar2000
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Nov 2024
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In the chaos of Thanos' snap, Peter Parker is reduced to golden dust, and his soul is snagged by the Soul Stone.
Torn from his world, he's hurled into another universe and reincarnated as his parent's son yet again.
And Peter finally has a chance to have a normal life.... hopefully.
But why does it seem like every single god-damn hero he meets is obsessed with him?
And why is one of those heroes his dad?
Tell your baby that I’m your baby
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last read 10/12/2025
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