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The madness of the peepshow box persists. Alastor will never know peace, and neither will the rest of the cast.
Sequel to the Peepshow Problem. Inspired by fanart from @faeymouse
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- Part 1 of Problem Universe
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Problem Universe by ParanoidVCR
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Oct 2025
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Alastor was aware of your fondness for furry, soft, and otherwise “cute” things. He knew it by how you’d squealed upon meeting Keekee or how your eyes would fill with light when they spotted a particularly soft and fuzzy keychain during your afternoon strolls on the streets of hell. Hell, even the memory of your reaction after seeing a particularly small, more-animal-than-person demon hybrid crossed his mind. You’d been brighter and lighter on your feet for hours afterwards that day.
But surely, he didn’t think your aforementioned obsession with small, furry things came with a death wish.
“Come again?”
“Your ears. I do this for you and I get to touch your ears.”
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A collection of moments between you and Alastor. Is there a direction to this? A method to my madness? Who knows! Stay tuned!
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- Part 1 of A Few Aces Up My Sleeve
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Alastor spies on a conversation one evening between Angel and Husk. He hears about a rumor that would be incredible if true: Lucifer might be able to break his deal. He also learns that Lucifer is so easy he was once rumored to be into everyone and everything. What started as an innocent joke told by an unaware Angel leads Alastor into a strange and new path where he's out of his depth, more stressed than he's ever been, and so inexperienced he needs drugs and a lot of cunning to barely keep his head out of the water.
His plan? Seduce Lucifer, and hope he might be able to get him to break his deal once he got his guard down. Easy enough, right? Except, despite being the easiest person to bed in the entire universe, Lucifer is also... the kindest?
Wait, why is that a problem again?
Oh no... Alastor is getting attached, isn't he?
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Lucifer wisely decided to change the subject. “I mean, with my powers we can do all kinds of shit! We could even go up to the Living World!”
That brought Alastor up short. He’d never considered the possibility he could return there one day. Now the option was presented, he wasn’t sure how he felt about it. “I think I’d stand out too much like this,” he deflected.
“You wouldn’t look like that. We’d have human disguises. Or, well, in your case I guess it wouldn’t be much of a disguise? It’d just be your old face and body.”
“Something tells me I wouldn’t look quite like you expected." He could see all of the unspoken questions in Lucifer’s eyes and he wasn’t sure if he wanted to entertain any of them.
What if Lucifer saw him as he was before and it changed his opinion of him? Alastor didn’t necessarily think him shallow, but there was one major difference that might prove to be a…bit of a shock.
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Alastor goes on a date with Lucifer to the Living World despite his misgivings. Being back in his human body is more cathartic and pleasurable than he ever thought possible.
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Alastor x Reader) You didn't live a good life, far from it. But somehow you didn't think you'd end up here. And you certainly didn't think that you'd end up at this hotel. But, for whatever reason, you're here along with the one who calls himself the Radio Demon. Call it fate or chance, but he finds you very interesting...
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An asexuals wet dream (super wholesome fluff ignoring the one Valentino chapter)
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Alastor finally realizes Lucifer is attracted to him. He quickly decides this is a good opportunity to try and manipulate the King of Hell for his own benefit. Who could resist pulling the strings on the most powerful being in this realm?
What he doesn't expect is to enjoy it so much. Despite all proofs pointing to the contrary, Alastor's heart isn't entirely made of ice. Lucifer's responsiveness to his manipulation tactics might be the one thing to melt it after all.
Will the master of manipulation and self restraint be able to resist, or will the First Tempter seduce him right back? Tune in to find out!
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Alastor suddenly materialized out of his shadow behind him and Lucifer was quick to turn off his phone screen before he witnessed the damning photographic evidence he’d captured.
The Sinner’s arms slid around his shoulders and he rested his chin on the top of Lucifer’s head. “Surely there are more interesting things to do than stare at your little rectangle, hmm?”
Oh, shit! Was…Was Alastor trying to seduce him right now?
Lucifer pointedly ignored the part of him that would happily yeet the phone from the top of the hotel if it meant more of this from his bo…situationship.
Speaking of… “Susan called you my boy toy earlier.”
A record scratch rent the air. “What.”
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Lucifer finds another inappropriate use for Alastor's Shadow, Rosie finally gets Lucifer alone, and Alastor flirts with domesticity.
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“Oh.” Lucifer lifted his mug and took a sip. “Well, er, thanks. For the coffee.”
“Of course.” Alastor took another bite of his croissant, chewing and swallowing before he spoke again. “I… actually had something I wanted to discuss with you if you might be amenable.”
“Sure.” Lucifer said without hesitation, taking another bite of his own croissant and speaking with his mouth still full as he chewed. “You can tell me anything, buck.”
Alastor hummed and reached over, swiping his thumb along Lucifer’s lower lip where a bit of chocolate lingered before lifting his thumb to his own mouth and sucking it clean, biding his time before he just… came out and said what he needed to say. He figured that would be the best way to go about it. After all, his maman had always taught him honesty was the best policy.
“I don't wish to have sex with you.” Alastor blurted.
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Alastor decides he and Lucifer are finally at that stage in their relationship where they should probably have "the talk" so he sits his King down and tells him when he needs to. It goes about as well as one might expect.
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"Fine," Lucifer decided. "How about a deal then?"
A spark of interest lit up Alastor's tired eyes.
"I came here to talk to you about Charlie. Seeing us fighting upsets her, and I don't want to hurt her if I can help it. So here's what I propose: for Charlie, we play nice. You can hate me, fight me, insult me in private all you want, but in front of Charlie? We're friends. If she ropes us into one of her redemption exercises, we do it, no complaints. If she asks if we're getting along, and some snide remark comes to mind, you hold your tongue. If anyone sees us arguing and it has even the smallest chance of it getting back to Charlie, we drop it. You do this, and I'll heal you." Lucifer stuck out his hand. "Deal?"
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Alastor has never liked touching. It was weird and uncomfortable. Sure he did it to others, invading their personal space but it also wasn't skin on skin. But now he is in a secret relationship with none other than the king of hell himself and never had he so desperately wished to touch. To touch and be touched without a wave of fear coursing through him or the violent need to rip his body away. To love this short stack of a king like he loved him.
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- Part 3 of The Good, The Bad, and the In-betweens
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Alastor has trauma and internalized acephobie and also haphephobia and Luci is sooo understanding and supportive!!
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All my fics for Hazbin Dead Dove Week 2025!
- Day 1: Incest — Charlie/Lilith
- Day 2: Aphrodisiac — Charlie/Lucifer
- Day 3: Knifeplay — Angel Dust/Valentino
- Day 4: Atticwifing & Bodymod — Lilith/Lucifer
- Day 5: Underage — Valentino/Vax/Vox
- Day 6: [Skipped]
- Day 7: Dealer's Choice (Snuff) — Alastor/Vox
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Lucifer screeched to a stop on seeing the car. “No. Absolutely not.”
Alastor arched a brow as he opened the passenger and back doors for the two of them.
“I’m not going anywhere with you behind the wheel.”
Charlie’s eyes darted between the car and Alastor and she gave a nervous laugh. “Um…”
“Get in the car.”
Lucifer crossed his arms. “No way!”
Charlie, meanwhile, took a small step to the side so she could hide behind him.
Oh, he was going to make them both regret this.
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Alastor, Lucifer, and Charlie visit Rosie in Cannibal Town. Rosie doesn't take kindly to being the third in line to find out about Alastor's newfound...situationship.
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Alastor doesn't want to waste his time on silly little team-building activities, but when Niffty catches him eavesdropping on the group, she tries to convince him to join them.
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Vox has been doing his research and it’s time to put it to good use.
His plan was simple. Well sort of.
Get Alastor to fall in love with him. Break his heart. Revenge ensues.
Why else would he spend seven years learning the courtship and mating rituals of deer? It's not like Vox still has feelings for Alastor.
What could go wrong?
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The one where Vox tries to use Alastor’s weird deer instincts to date him.
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Radiostatic Smut one-shot collection because I'm bored and I thought it be funny to write. Also I hate tagging and writing summaries so this is like the crock pot stew thing of fics.
This fic is more like mutlpe multie chapter fics shoved into one chapters and stuffed in here because I am that bad at tagging. Summaries and alignments in the chapter summaries there's a lot. I take Al's sexuality and romantic alignment and put it on a scale then drag it back and forth depending on what I think would fit the prompt as a way to justify this thing's existence.
ANNOUNCEMENT!
Now open to requests.Part 1: Revenge Dress
Part 2: Love Letters
Part 3: Romance Novel
Part 4: Locked Out
Part 5: Office Space
Part 6: Sweater Weather
Part 7: Binge Watching
Part 8: Domestic Bliss
Part 9: First Kiss
Part 10: Locked In
Part 11: Beach Episode
Part 12: Stalker Tango
Part 13: Unhealthy Obsession
Part 14: Identity Theft
Part 15: Fairytale Love
Part 16: Gang Bang
Part 17: Old Flame
Part 18: Remember Me
Part 19: House Keeper< br /> -
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Many people were under the impression that Vox enjoyed being in charge. This was false and both Valentino and Alastor were very well acquainted with Vox’s more submissive tendencies. Vox’s desire to be under someone’s foot was best satisfies by Alastor, he just had something Valentino didn’t. Seven year absence be damned, after his initial rage Vox had contacted the radio demon to see if they could restart their little agreement. He’d been pleasantly surprised when the redhead had agreed.
So now every month on a Tuesday the two set the stage for an entertaining evening.
Sequel to Black Tuesday with the secretary/forced promotion prompt.
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With the next extermination being in 6 months, and having your own personal demons giving you hell- You decided to visit the Hazbin hotel. No matter the outcome, you were sure you could spin it in your favour. But it turns out that there were things you hadn’t considered and maybe you’d bitten off more than you could chew.
It didn’t take long to figure out that the ‘Radio Demon’ was someone you’d known well in life. Your childhood best friend. Your husband… Your partner in crime. You hadn't seen him in at least 100 years, and didn’t exactly part ways on good terms- Would you both ever get back the trust you had in each other during your glory days?
(Reader is AFAB and on the ace spectrum. Also- Please read notes for content warnings.)
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