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There are two known ways to heal holy wounds on demons: the first requires direct healing through ritualistic touch. The second involves remotely siphoning the holy energy into a host to allow the demon’s natural healing process to restart.
He is certain that the Radio Demon will never in a million years allow Lucifer to touch him, so the only way to heal that prideful prick is to secretly suck a little bit of that residual holy energy into his body every time they bump into each other. Which, by the way, gross, but if it means Charlie never has to blame herself for the death of a friend ever again, Lucifer will do it, no questions asked.
He just completely forgot that that’s exactly how he and Lilith made Charlie to begin with.
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Or, alternatively, Lucifer accidentally gets preggers from healing Alastor. Yep.
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Angel had wanted Alastor to look at him, to notice him. And oh boy, did he get what he asked for. That attention is so much weirder and more fanatical than he could have ever expected. Alastor’s attention is both addictive and oppressive; Angel has felt less observed being gangbanged by twenty guys in a crowded room with four cameras live-streaming to the internet.
Angel and Alastor have an apathetic relationship until Valentino finally takes things too far, and the Radio Demon steps in to correct his behavior. This triggers a visceral reaction in Angel, resulting in an increasingly debilitating crush on the Radio Demon. It also triggers something unexpected in Alastor. This could prove to be very entertaining.
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"So how do you know Alastor?" Charlie asked merrily, excited to get to know more about her newest member of staff.
"I'm his wife."
Unfortunately, you mentally add.
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Of Light, Dark, & Balance by RaichuPancakes026
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Oct 2025
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-Of Light, Dark, & Balance is a crossover between Hazbin Hotel and Harry Potter (my current obsessions). So I thought, why not slam them together and have fun?
When Harry vanishes in the middle of fifth year, the wizarding world is left reeling in panic.
However, the truth is far stranger.
Disillusioned by Dumbledore’s manipulations after learning about the prophecy, Harry is approached by the deity of Death. Death gives him a choice. Continue down the path of sacrifice as the Savior..or he can choose a new path–one of Balance.
Choosing the latter, Harry is swept through time to 1912 New Orleans, where he takes on the name Alastor. This new path offers things he never thought he’d have–family, freedom, love, and purpose.
As Alastor grows into himself–and eventually into the Radio Demon–he takes on the mantle of Balance. He revels in the chaos, punishes the wicked, and brings balance where he walks. Sometimes with mercy, sometimes with carnage.
Over the decades, his journey eventually meets up with his past. And the world he left behind still needs him.
And when the two timelines collide again…the wizarding world will learn that the boy they once knew is no longer a boy at all.
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哈利穿越後改名為阿拉斯托(HP+HH)
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“I’m sorry, did you say wife? As in WIFE?! Mr Freaky-Face, Creepy-Voice, Don’t-Anyone-Dare-Touch-Me-Or-You’ll-Regret-It, was married?! To a woman!” Angel exclaimed, barely believing what he had been told.
Step back in time as the voice of the Crescent City finds a bright, bubbly girl who has so much potential.
Updating every Monday, with some special drops on Fridays. Tags will be updated with trigger warnings at the start of the chapter. Please read responsibly.
Big trigger warnings: Update 24 on 14/10/2024, Update 37 on 16/12/2024, Update 40 on 27/12/2024, Update 51 on 21/2/2025, Update 54 on 10/03/2025, Update 56 on 21/03/2025
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- Part 1 of Shadows and Light
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Act II: Summoned Back by RaichuPancakes026
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Oct 2025
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Alastor (once Harry) has been swept through time from 1995 to 1912, gone through his life and afterlife, brought Balance to New Orleans and the Pride Ring, and gone and married to the Devil (some people have all the luck). But now he's been summoned back to the Wizarding World to end the war he was always destined to finish.
However, how will the Order and his old friends react to a Harry who isn't a 15 year old wizard anymore? To the world, he's now a 36-year-old radio host who is hiding behind a weight of lifetimes. He still feels like Harry at times—but there are moments where his old friends question who he's become.
Dumbledore is determined to get him back on the path of the prophecy. And he wants answers about the new prophecy as well as where Alastor stands now. But Alastor is armed with a sharp tongue, sharp teeth, and the Devil at his back—he isn't playing by anyone's rules anymore. And when Lucifer does inevitably follow Alastor, chaos follows.
Now, politics are being politicked, plans are being made, lines are looking to be drawn, and steps are being taken. So the next act begins.
-ACT II of V.
-ACT II is fully written.
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- Part 2 of Of Light, Dark, & Balance
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Alastor, a naiad rather fond of venturing into the woods, is caught slaying a deer favoured by Artemis. His father is sent to consult an oracle, to determine appropriate punishment. On his return, he exiles Alastor to the mountains – where his real punishment, his monstrous, fated spouse-to-be, will come find him at nightfall.
Alastor goes as bidden, and rapidly discovers that whatever monstrous traits his promised one may have, he may not lay his eyes upon. His fiance treats him well, all things considered, appearing in the evening to keep Alastor company at night, and vanishing at dawn. He only asks for one thing in return: that Alastor never seek to see him.
An Eros (Greek: Love) and Psyche (Ancient Greek: Soul) retelling.
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Lucifer has taken more of a role in his daughter, Charlie's, life when the Hazbin Hotel has been rebuilt. There's just one thorn in his side, however - Alastor, the radio demon. They seem to keep competing for Charlie's parental affections. One night, they see that there's a gap in Charlie's life that needs filled, and a deal that Alastor needs to get out of.
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- Part 1 of Oh, Mother! Queen Alastor
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Nothing in life is certain, except death, taxes, and Alastor and Vox. Somehow, no matter what universe they’re in, the two manage to find each other.
Alastor is nine years old when V and his fancy family move into the fancy house at the end of his street, the one that’s been under renovation for over a year. They’re not at all how Alastor expects. He’s never met anybody as cold and controlling as V’s parents, and he’s never met anyone he’s liked as much as he likes V.
They quickly become friends after Alastor saves V from a cruel punishment in the Louisiana sun, and V finds himself welcomed into a family where nobody yells at each other, where nobody gets hit for misbehaving, and where he can be free for the first time in his life.
What kind of men can two boys become when they don’t have to grow up surrounded by loneliness and tragedy?
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“I’d trade that for the raccoons—do you know what he brought in this weekend? A damn goose—excuse my language. A goose. Not the cute, docile kind, either, no. No, he brought in one of them Satanic creatures from Hell.”
“How?” V asks, aghast. He may be nine, but he’s met the formidable species known as the Canada goose before. “Didn’t it bite him?”
“Only God knows how that boy gets those critters to follow him around, honey. No, but his daddy got bit, and Alastor spent the rest of the night whinin’ about us putting his goose friend outdoors like it ain’t meant to be there.”
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From Harsh Beginnings (Radioapple) by CervidaeRadioHost (Neuroticcuriosity)
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Jun 2024
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When Alastor is reborn back on Earth with no memories of his past Lucifer takes it upon himself to be his guardian angel. Together they discover how much of oneself is truly written into their very soul, and if love can survive death, itself.
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The Cake is a Lie by EnterWittyNameHere for NotBrooke
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
18 Jan 2021
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Just a little slice of life look at some birthday shenanigans with everyone's favourite radio host.
Yes that's a horrible cake pun, come inside we have more!
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Waltzing to Jazz by Adabadoodle
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Aug 2024
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Loneliness is a cruel punishment one would only wish on their worst enemies. The ache in one's heart while suffering from this damnation is not an easy feat to remedy. Lucifer Morningstar, the King of Hell itself, has wrestled with this divine punishment from the moment he was cast into this pit known now as Hell. Cursed to never see the light he brought to the world with the power of unfiltered knowledge, to forget the intoxicating feeling of his lover, or to know the sweetness of his daughter. With this curse, he felt no different from the sinners who tore up his home, his heart, and his soul. But with darkness, there is always a promise for light to shine once more. To Lucifer's dismay, this light just so happened to belong to a tiny "on air" sign.
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There is a side to Alastor that no one is allowed to see, but Angel caught a glimpse, and now all he wants is to peel away the mask to see even more. Alastor doesn't understand why he feels compelled to know Angel beyond the persona he shows to everyone else, but he's determined to get under that second skin.
(AKA idiots being traumatized and not understanding how it feels to actually like another person)
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Alastor wakes up from his fight with Vox only to learn that he had been missing from Hell for seven years. A strange woman, freshly fallen, was given mysterious instructions: find The Radio Demon and help him to free his soul.
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“You are something else,” Alastor mutters, his smirk turning kind of deranged as he watches the commotion in the water when an alligator thrashes in it to get to the human meat.
“Oh, darling,” Lucifer huffs, successfully pulling Alastor’s attention to him as he steps into his personal space. He stands on his tip toes until the barrel of the Winchester rests against the center of his forehead. “You don’t know the half of it,” he whispers with confidence, grinning a bit too wide with the slightly too sharp teeth and his eyes might have an unnatural red glow. Risky, putting it in one word.
And yet, he watches as the man’s pupils dilate slightly.
Got him.
or; Lucifer gets to know Alastor when the latter is still human
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- Part 1 of wrap me in your skin and bones
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Another Overlord has emerged in Hell. Alastor may or may not be jealous (or is he just insecure?).
That's the fic.
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The counter to the next extermination has been turned off for the first time. After Adam and his Exterminators failed to make Hell bow to them, a tentative peace was born. The hotel was bigger and better than ever. Everyone was safe and the dream was alive. Now Charlie could pour her energy into rehabilitating Sinners. But she needed help. Professional help. And who better to teach them how to be good than an angel? Step one: Convince Heaven this was a good idea. Step two: Create a step two.
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- Part 1 of Hazbin Histories