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    “I brought you something,” Strahm said, lifting the plate of cookies like it wasn’t already abundantly clear why he’d appeared in Hoffman’s office.

    Hoffman’s stomach grumbled from the sight alone. He rubbed it thoughtfully and watched Strahm’s eyes go dark and heavy. “I don’t know, special agent. I’m gettin’ real full...”
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    Hoffman gets a little more than he bargained for at the precinct holiday party.

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    After bolting from Rozanov's house, Shane was desperate to figure out what the fuck was wrong with him that kept him crawling back for more despite his better judgment. Maybe sleeping with someone else would finally give him clarity.

    Ryan had been striking out for weeks. Every hookup with his usual type ended the same way: humiliating and incomplete. He was starting to wonder if he needed to try something different and branch out from what normally attracted him to shake him out of his own head.

    Neither of them gets what they want, but they figure things out, anyway.

    Or: An alternate take on Shane's sexuality crisis coming to a head.

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    Emmrich sees Lucanis. Sees him quietly drowning. He extends a hand to pull him to the surface, even as Rook does his best to push his head back underwater.

    Lucanis will finish his contract. He will.

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    It was as if someone had taken a seam ripper to his little teddy bear of a brother and torn all of the stuffing out. High school left him open and deflated on the side of the road. Just shredded him. He’s always been so delicate. He sops the grease off pizza with napkins before it touches his mouth now.

    Gerard undoes his belt for him.

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    Wilson always said that the best gift he could ever receive was House himself. It was only after House had carefully wrapped a large ribbon around his chest, tied it into a bow, and jammed a Santa hat onto his head, that he realised maybe Wilson didn't mean that literally.

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    Joel is your protective guard dog, ready to drop to his knees the second you get home.

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    Side effects from meds are messing with Ilya pretty hard and that in turn makes him spin out of control trying to cope.

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    He can survive the missions, it’s the after that’s the “hard” part.

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    The red fox of Hungary and the Bohemian hound met when they were seven and fifteen. The fox hunted power and crowns like game; and forgot where love ended and possession began. The hound served his fox with sword, with body, with silence; and forgot where loyalty ended and desire began. Between court and battlefield, between two Luxembourg brothers divided by ambition, a kingdom burned and the knight-hound must decide what kind of man he truly was.

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    Noun, adjective: a group of paraphilias characterized by sexual or romantic attraction to inanimate objects.

    Bolaire has never met Thjazi face to face. Bolaire was only ever Thjazi's unwilling victim. And Bolaire doesn't lie to Halandil Fang.

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    Written for the prompt: "Domming the Demon."
    If Spike's heart literally doesn't beat... well, presumably he can't get an erection.
    That doesn't mean he can't have sex, though.

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    "Why are you nervous, Eddie? Do you think just because your tiny dick can't get hard we won't be eating you? It doesn't bother us, we love you like this, small, soft dick and sooooo vulnerable.."

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    ·道德混沌态小孩×人如机男妈妈
    ·设定阿莱夫是ed男,我觉得有必要提醒这个情况。
    ·顾名思义,虚构集偏爱那会诞生美妙文字的器官。
    ·根据角色行为以及关系不同会变换称呼,可能影响阅读致歉。但我仍偏爱这种称呼变换,如:阿莱夫工作时的代称是“顾问”,下班后是“笔友”或者阿莱夫。虚构集在描述文学时,代称“青年作家”会高频出现。

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    "Body Writing: When given the opportunity, House enjoys writing on a partner as much as his whiteboard. It’s not something he wants his partner to focus on, but if allowed to it's something more passive. He'll write words his partners moaning like 'fuck', 'more', 'doctor', or titles to describe what he sees in them like 'princess', 'bitch', 'himbo', 'stud'... Usually not that flattering. Given the stereotypical doctor signature curse though, House's handwriting isn't that flattering either.

    It's more of a power play, as if to say a partner is only as useful as a piece of paper, but on a lighter note he does find comfort in a work habit spilling over into another aspect of his life. On top of that if he's doing things with a trusted partner, House'll feel more comfortable writing phrases, drawing arrows to places he likes, and even drawing silly doodles on them. He writes these things using special skin safe markers that he orders and hides around his apartment."

    AKA Pukey's been selfshipping with House and Wilson through art on other platforms and wanted to share the love on the writing side with headcanons

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    Hongjoong struggles getting hard and decides hiring someone who'll tease him about it.

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    Charmer doesn't object to Deacon's company. It's hard to think of anything but this… this fucking cancer growing inside her, but he manages to take her mind off it every now and then. He makes her laugh with stupid jokes and absurd commentary, as though he’s the wacky narrator of their shitty, shitty lives. It's a short-lived reprieve from the inevitable spiral she finds herself falling back into. She escaped, but she's still there in the same room. They're still laughing. And they're starting to sound just like him.

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    Han Jisung is not going to look up. He only looks down, staring at the stain between the kitchen floor tiles. But when life is at it’s worst, Minho is there to tilt his head up.
    Minho isn’t looking up either. But he’s willing to try.

    This is a depiction of my and others’ experiences in American schools, specifically high school. It’s supposed to represent inappropriate, depressing, and realistic themes that I myself have gone through as well as many others I know.
    I did indeed write this on my school computer. I am not ashamed.

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    “I cannot,” Grantaire’s voice is uncharacteristically quiet. He does not want to deny this man anything, but he knows this cannot be. The tightness in his chest moves up into his throat and his headache worsens.

    “You said you would follow me,” Enjolras shreds his coat and marches towards Grantaire. Their eyes never leave each other. Despite being the same height, Enjolras looms over Grantaire from where he is slumped against the wall. They are both loud and larger than life, but Enjolras has a purpose about his presence. What does Grantaire have?

    Grantaire stares up at his leader, “I would. I will.”

    In the evening at The Café Musain, Enjolras ponders over an issue. Grantaire stumbles between giving in and giving up.

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    Grian is very sneaky about how and when he chooses to get off lest the government find out he's just as degenerate as the rest of the world and punish him duly, but when your normal methods stop working and you're as paranoid as Grian, you're going to have to find another way to let off steam.

    Cub is his perfect victim(?)

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    During each shift, one of the team will take up residence beneath Robert's desk. This time it's Flambae.

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