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Going for a blackout now lol gotta get real serious (/lhj)
1. SBI- Candy
2. Neopolitan trio- Dragons
3. SBI + Kristin- Lost in the Woods
4. Bedrock Bros- Abandoned Building
5. SBI - Tavern
6. SBI - Costumes
7. SBI - Moths
8. Twinsduo - Curses
9. SBI - Trick or Treat
10. 3/4 - InsomniaSeries
- Part 11 of Spooky Bingo
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Technoblade doesn’t feel well so he takes a break to get some fresh air. Wilbur and Tommy accept a job to pay off a debt and kidnap the son of rich and powerful Phil Craft for ransom. Things go down hill from there.
Written for SBI Whumptober prompts: 27.nausea, Alt 10.hostage situation
And AI-less Whumptober prompts: 1.sick, 5.kidnapping -
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“Looks like you have a real problem. Boy, this reminds me of that old wives tale!” the neighbor laughed, slapping his thigh repeatedly.
“What old wives tale?” Techno asked, masking his annoyance best he could. The neighbor wasn’t even bothering to help shoo the birds away.
“Aw man, it’s an old story about the Crow Man. The Crow Man fell in love with a goddess that granted him some children as company, but the Crow Man’s kids were stolen by an angry mob and hidden all around the world, so now, every autumn, the Crow Man sends out his crows in search of his lost children. It always stops on the Day of the Dead, though, to honor his goddess love.”
“Well, he’s not gonna find any lost children here,” Techno snorted.
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or, the Crow Man definitely finds a lost child in a small town.
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- Part 2 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
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Darkest Depths of Tartarus Are Reserved for Those Who Hurt Death's Own by CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
19 Oct 2023
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Prompt: Feasts
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"Greetings!” Tantalus calls, his brown curls bouncing in a way that reminds him of Wilbur. His many wives and other female “friends” surround him. “Dinner will begin shortly, but my eldest wishes to show you her skills on the lute!”He doesn’t usually enjoy songs sung about what he’s like, but all the specific lyrics and poems about death is making him unsettled.
As people begin to get seated, servants arrive with trays of food specifically tailored to each god. Philza wonders if he’ll get pomegranates.
He watches Quackity’s face scrunch up as he is given honeyed food. Practically everything on the other’s plate is coated with honey. He chuckles at the sight when suddenly the feeling of doom overtakes him sharply. He feels a sharp pain in his chest. He tries to keep his face neutral as his body seems to be shutting down.
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As the God of Death, Philza is often lonely in the Underworld. Sure, he has the constant string of dead to entertain him if he so wished, but... it wasn't the same as the godlings he's been promised....Series
- Part 8 of Spooky Bingo
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Prompt: Crows
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“I know! It’s awful! There’s nothing to do! Steve’s the only one who will play with me. Mom’s mean,” Techno frowns. The crow hops closer to Techno’s foot and Techno slowly pats its head. He smiles when the crow jumps and knocks its head against Techno’s hand and relaxes when Techno resumes petting it. “I wish I could be like you one day and fly away,” Techno whispers, praying that his Mom isn’t listening in on him right now.The crow hops away from Techno’s hand and moves to stand at the still-open window. “What are you–” The crow lets out a loud CAW! and Techno winces. His mom definitely heard that. Techno nudges the creature out onto the ledge and shuts the window. “I’m sorry, but I can’t let her think you were in here or she’ll kill you.” The crow pecks the closed window. As though he were annoyed that he was locked out and was patiently waiting to be let back in.
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Techno has been stuck in his room for years. His mom's a bit... crazy and she doesn't like to see Techno outside of his room or letting anything in. But... it gets lonely, and a little crow just wanted attention. Nothing will come of it. Right?Series
- Part 7 of Spooky Bingo
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Prompt: Scarecrows
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Wilbur huffs as Techno glares at him through the blizzard. “Well, it’s our best shot, moron. Unless you have a better plan.” Wilbur crosses his arms and Techno huffs in annoyance.“Fine then! I hope you know that I’m burning you alive tomorrow for warmth.” Techno’s arms wrap around him and Wilbur growls.
“Not if I do it first.”
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Techno and Wilbur hate each other. No one knows why it started or how, that's just how it is. That is until they suddenly disappear one day after threatening to light the other on fire. No one notices the two suspiciously placed scarecrows in the witch's crops until years later and the results are something that no one, not even Wilbur or Techno, could've expected.Series
- Part 3 of Spooky Bingo
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It had only been half a year since Kristin’s death, and Philza still struggled with looking at his side at night and finding children there rather than a wife whom he loved, but he was coming to terms with her death and the fact that she wasn’t there anymore.
He shook it off and continued his work, not noticing the rising tensions in some of the guards that didn’t tell him of a possible threat for fear of him trying to take matters into his own hands. He didn’t notice the maids and cooks that checked every meal and room for traps and poisons everyday, every moment. He did notice that the boys were more closely watched, but he assumed that they’d been up to some mischief and also shook that off.
Maybe the red flag he should’ve noticed before he went to bed that night was the unfamiliar guard in his closet that would take him and his boys in the night and he wouldn’t even know until he was awoke in his own orchard surrounded by some other lord’s guards.
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Philza leads a good life, loved by all, but paradise falls to the fruit of sin in every tale, what happens when Philza's life begins to fall apart too? -
Basically how tommy became part of the family by AkutagawaRyuunosukefrfr
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Oct 2023
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Wilbur finds baby Tommy and says "is anyone going to take that?" and didn't wait for an answer lol
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- Part 2 of All my dsmp works
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Phil goes off to work one day and comes back to the kitchen a mess of melted crayons, pots, paintbrushes, and pink wax. Not to mention the three kids, Technoblade, Wilbur and Tommy now have their hair covered in melted crayons trying to copy a book they found. This is what happens during that day, and how the their boys ended up with pink and white hair.
Or: Phil leaves his kids alone and they paint their hair with crayons because they don't know any better and can't read. (Always read the fine print)
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- Part 6 of Flufftober
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“You really thought we were friends?” Wilbur taunted, standing akimbo on the steps. Techno stood beside him and nodded, his arms crossed over his chest.
Tommy bit his cheek. It was just a game… right? But why did it feel so real?
“What?” he asked, confused.
He moved up the steps, but the twins turned away and ran out of view. Childishly, he followed, like he always did.
He reached the top of the steps and saw Techno darting behind one of the railings. The twins were much faster than him, unfortunately, as they were older. They seemed to be waiting, though, so hope sparked in his chest.
“Wait up!” he squeaked.or; Tommy has trouble telling between make-believe games and real life sometimes.
or or; day four of flufftober: spies | “we were just acting.”Series
- Part 17 of Em’s SBI one-shots
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Theseus, but he has pink hair by do_you_know_venus
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Oct 2023
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Technoblade had told Tommy that he was Theseus, the blond boy matching him almost perfectly. However, what if instead of Tommy, it was Technoblade?
or: Technoblade is Theseus and he goes through a lot of shit.
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kill and keep by LostAndDowned
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Oct 2023
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Wilbur freezes.
The avian, eyes wide and wings wider, freezes too.
"Hey there," he says, sounding just as spooked as Wilbur feels.
"Hey," Tech says, grumbly and grumpy at having been woken up. He's shivering again, even with the blanket nest. "Go away."
(or: post-apocalypse twinsduo find an abandoned barn to wait out the snow storm in. only, oops, it's not abandoned.)
(or: or: how one acquires twins - mumza style)
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2023!
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Fundy finds a lost and orphaned Piglin hybrid child in the middle of L'manburg and decides to take the child in, unaware that the child is the past version of Technoblade who had been accidently sent forwards in time.
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- Part 4 of Technoblade & Fundy Stories
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My Darling, Has No One Shown You Kindness? (Please Let Me Be The First) by Centur1on
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Sep 2023
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Phil is an avian blessed by the Goddess of Death who's been living in isolation for 500 years after his best friend went missing, and he's okay with that!
Kristin, said Goddess and friend gone missing, isn't. So she sends him a traumatized Piglin.
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Phil isn't good with kids, but Kristin doesn't like seeing him isolate so she gives him one anyway.
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Wilbur flips over and flies above Tommy’s head, laughing as his brother looks around for Wilbur before glancing up. “Oi! What are you doing up there?”
“Flying, what are you doing?” Wilbur teases, smirking, “We need to land and find some food.”
“The only food around is meat, though,” Tommy complains. Wilbur shakes his head fondly, his mane flopping over his neck as he does it. He knows how much his brothers despise shifting, it’s not even the fact that they’re shifters, but instead that if any human (or other pegasi) see them do it, they’ll be cast aside. Again.
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Pegasus Hybrids Wilbur, Technoblade, and Tommy are on the run and are constantly switching between their pegasi forms and their human forms (no matter how poorly they pretend to be completely human)
When Wilbur meets a new kind of hybrid that he'd never even heard of, he's excited! Until he learns why there aren't many like them......
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Day Six: Mythological HybridsSeries
- Part 6 of Hybrid Wilbur Week Fics
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Starting Off Isn’t Easy by Isabellakirch110 for Drhair76
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Sep 2023
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”That's good. Well, I look forward to getting to know you this season, mate.” Phil smiled, clapping his hand on Techno’s shoulder, before heading towards the door.
Phil had taken more time to talk to him than Techno ever imagined and he couldn’t figure out why.
Techno couldn’t even help the flicker of hope that sparked in his heart for this season.
Or: Techno is starting his 7th grade season and is nervous about meeting his coach. He had no idea that he was going to be exactly what Techno needed in the midst of family drama.
*I’m awful at summaries but you should totally read :D*
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Too Excited to Hold Back (Too Protective to Run) by CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2023
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“So annoying, my itty bitty–”
“I’m older than you–”
“By only a few hours!”
“And your point?” Wilbur glares playfully at his brother before curling up in the grass underneath him. Footsteps walk toward him and he peers upward at Techno, squinting at the sun that’s just lifting from the horizon. “I spose if you wanted to, we could nap here.”
“You sleep like a log though,” Wilbur groans
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Twinsduo are dog hybrid breeds that have lots of energy but angelduo are a bit more on the lethargic side of cat hybrids, so they just go out at night and use their extra energy. Nothing has gone wrong, so nothing will. Right?Series
- Part 3 of Hybrid Wilbur Week Fics
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we came, we went, we tried (a first try techno challenge compiliation) by LostAndDowned
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
03 Sep 2023
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A compilation of all 6/7 days I managed to do for the First Try Technoblade 30-minute Writing Challenge! (cross-posted on my Tumblr)
(Day Six:
When Technoblade founded the Syndicate, he did not expect it to end up like this.
Honestly, it was just supposed to be a book club. How was he supposed to know that nobody read Greek Mythology except him and a bunch of immortals?)
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Philza and Technoblade. Best friends since childhood. Only life forces them on different paths. They meet again, years later, and things will end up fine. Because they have each other, even after everything that happened.
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Villain Philza and his childhood friend, Hero TechnobladeSeries
- Part 49 of unconnected DSMP fics
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He hates them.
He hates them so much.
“I’m sorry,” he whispers to the phantom hybrid in the cage beside him. “I’m so sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.” He doesn’t want to hurt them, he just– he had to find the other half of the thing in his hands, he had to, he had to search for more! He can’t help it.
“It’s okay, it’s not your fault, little one,” the phantom whispers back, his voice wavering as his cage is dragged away from Wilbur’s.
“I’m sorry,” Wilbur whispers, watching the other cage disappear.
“Good work, allay,” one of the hunters says, wrapping the sack around Wilbur’s hands and tying the string tightly. “Enjoy your stay, you’ll be here a while.”
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Wilbur's always been used to the cruelty of the world, from the Matron of the orphanage to the hybrid hunters he's with now, he's seen a lot of it. Freedom had always seemed like a thing that he would never see, but that changes the day he's given something smooth and- and shiny and- and he's got to find more!Or the hunters using Wilbur make a mistake and end up getting the worse end of the consequences (not that Wilbur would know, he's got other things to think about)
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- Part 2 of Hybrid Wilbur Week Fics