101 - 120 of 409 Works in Kid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
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“I’m Technoblade” he said “what now?”
“Well it depends… what do you wanna talk about? We can talk about our days, our interests like- I don’t know, what do you do for fun?”
“The other day I saw dad kill a guard” the rabbit drawled “that was fun.”
He bit back a grimace at the bluntness of it. It was nothing he wouldn't expect from the emperor, there was just something jarring about hearing it without an underlying terror.
“I guess that's a start” he muttered “why’d he do that?”
“‘Dunno” the rabbit drawled, finally taking a bite of the carrot he grabbed for him “why would I care?”
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Wilbur goes to his first charity ball and is tasked with making friends with the emperors son by his parents. Ever obedient, he does as told and ends up making a genuine friend that night. The only problem is that the prince is a tad possessive, deciding that he'd rather keep him than settle for something as silly as playdates. Why settle for a friend when he can have a brother, after all?
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Fox boy is tasked with befriending rabbit prince for political gain and ends up doing too good of a job, now rabbit prince won't let him go :)
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- Part 14 of Dory's Dark SBI
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"He is in there, chained"
Phil nodded and crept into the house, his hand resting on the hilt of his sword. He expected to see a criminal or someone dangerous, why else would they pay him 1000 gold to come assassinate them? Instead, there was a small child curled into a ball, sobbing. The boy didn't seem dangerous, just scared and in pain. Why then was he locked up like this?
The boy slowly looked up at Phil. His eyes glowed a faint red but Phil didn’t know if that was because of the Nether lighting or if that was just the color of the kid’s eyes. Phil knew one thing for sure. He had fallen in love with this little boy. He would do everything in his power to get him out and away from here.
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or, Phil is an assassin but somehow accumulates 3 new sons by various means (All with their own problems might I add). He doesn't mind because, you know, Dadza. :)
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*DISCONTINUED* but I posted the outline on the last chapter so you at least know how it was supposed to end :)
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Their Feathers - softest sound I ever heard by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Jan 2024
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Techno and his brother Grian ran away from the lab experimenting on them, grafting wings into their backs to touch that which The Watchers can only see from a distance. And The Watchers aren't too happy about that.
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It isn't that Techno doesn't like his space. He does! He loves his rooms. But sometimes, he wonders what's beyond the locked door. What's past the roof of the castle. Sometimes, he tries to see beyond the maids who bring his food, look past his tutor when he arrives.
The space outside his rooms doesn't look like much. Just a landing with a window, and stairs looping down. He wonders what's at the bottom of those stairs. Another room? Another locked door? More stairs? He doesn't know.
For as long as he can remember, Techno has never left these three rooms.
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OR, kidnapped baby dragon-shifter!Techno is locked up in a tower and his family needs to save him.
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- Part 5 of SBI Whumptober 2023
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Techno wanders off during a game of hide and seek, inadvertantly changing the course of his life when he befriends the bear he bumps into.
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- Part 15 of Regicide AU
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A Million, Billion, Trillion Stars by DepressedLaundry for ESTELLALUN4
Fandoms: Sleepy Bois Inc, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Jan 2024
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“Awww,” the boy cooed. “You’re so small!”
The infant had been particularly unhappy with that statement, managing to slip a hand through all his layers to sock the boy in his nose.
He blinked away his tears to grab the free fist with one hand.
“Hey, no!” The boy whined, nose still pulsing from the attack. “Don’t punch me!”
The baby only continued to cry in response.
There was a long sigh.
The brunet resorted to digging through the many layers of blankets in search of a pacifier, or a bottle. He found neither.
The danger of wolves or monsters finding them both only grew stronger. Having no other option, the boy put a hand over the baby’s mouth.
Not one second later, a loud yelp sounded as he drew his hand away.
Hissing in pain, the boy frowned and examined his hand.
Two beads of blood welled up.
There was a pause.
“Wait… isn’t that…?” The boy hesitantly placed his hand back. Sure enough, two fangs pierced the skin of his finger, and the baby held in his arm drank greedily.
“Oh.” The boy said softly, laughing at the realization. “You’re like me!” -
Count to Ten And I'm Sane, Count to Three, I'm... A Dad? by CowgirlJ for Jackary_sparrow
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jan 2024
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Here in the Nether, no true passage of time happened. Piglins, like himself, didn’t sleep like humans and hybrids did, or not as much. They had hibernation periods, where they would rest and recharge for a set period of months, but that was only among bastions. Philza wasn’t apart of a bastion. He was simply a loner.
One would think that having gold fur (or blond as the humans called it) would make him desired among piglins, but that wasn’t the case. For runts, yes. Golden runts were cherished beyond belief. Even golden brutes were treated better than him.
Golden caretakers weren’t adored. At least not in his bastion. He was despised from the start of his life, from when he opened his eyes and his eyes shone green as emeralds instead of the white of a brute or brown of a runt. Caretakers weren’t given green eyes, but that’s what everyone had assumed Philza was.
No one ever really knew what Philza was, so he’d given up trying to figure it out.
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Philza is an outcast from his old bastion, but three shoats take an interest in him, leading to some unpredictable events happening. Who knew that three shoats had an entire bastion wrapped around their finger? Or... hooves in this case.Series
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baby server: the fic: the sequel: the realization: the first by LostAndDowned
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Dec 2023
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"So," Philza says, his carefully calm expression never wavering, "I've heard some things from Techno, and I want to check with you that I'm understanding all of this right. Is that okay with you?"
Dream doesn't want to have to talk about it. That was the whole point of having Techno tell Philza instead. He doesn't even know if he can talk about it, but it's not like he's going to tell the Old God 'no.'
Dream nods.
The pot begins to bubble.
(or: dream is very carefully balancing saying what happened and saying what philza wants to hear, when he wants to hear it. but what's this about his code now?)
(or: or: dream has several heart attacks (and he doesn't need to) and foolish has several heart attacks (and he probably does))
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Stay safe out there! :]
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- Part 4 of baby server: the series
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"The kid from the closet stole my face."
Philza looks up from the phone and looks at his son. Wilbur stands bathed in the morning sun through the window of the cramped kitchen, in pajamas, with shaggy hair, with a completely calm face and looks with his big, viscous brown eyes. His feet are bare. The smell of toast is in the air. The coolness drags from the open window. Coffee is steaming in a mug.
"The boy with the red eyes?" Phil politely clarifies, trying to look casually inquisitive.
"With bloody ones," Wilbur clarifies, as if this is a very important detail.
Phil sighs. This was not how he had dreamed of spending this morning.
Or: Techno is a little horror creature who settles in Phil and Wilbur's apartment, family machinations occur
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Just a series of SBI One shots.
This is all of SBI Centric not Just Tommy.
In this AU All three SBI kids are adopted by Phil and Kristin.
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The radio fell silent on the day that Techno's parents died.
There's no one left to speak. The rotters don't talk. Sometimes, Techno doesn't think he can talk anymore either.
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Alone and injured, Technoblade is faced with the similarities of his infection and the illness that took out his parents and most of the planet. Even if he was one of the few that survived the disease before, there's no one around the help him this time.
Until there is.
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Technoblade told Tommy that the kid was Theseus, claimed the blonde the same as the man. It makes sense...the exile, the minotaur being a way to call Dream, or Technoblade.
or: Technoblade says jk lol you aren't Theseus, but one out of the two of us is, and it sure as hell ain't you.
or: Author has had this idea stuck in their head for way to god damn long.
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Technoblade struggles, but Wilbur is there to ease his burdens.
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In the aftermath of a war between the Nether and Antarctic Empires, Philza, the Emperor of the Antarctic Empire, sets out to the Nether to form an agreement and speak with the citizens of the Nether.
This leads to him taking an interest to one captive in particular. Technoblade, the consort of the deposed Nether Emperor.
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“What did you do?” Phil asked his middle child making his way into the living room.
“I said it wasn’t me!” Techno yelled after him.
The scream turned into big dramatic cries and there was another voice aggressively shushing the first. Phil emerged through the doorway connecting the kitchen and the living room to find his youngest child crying on the floor.
Tommy’s mouth was glowing blue and there was a matching trail down his chin. The same substance was staining his fingers and shirt. In his tiny fist were two empty glow stick tubes, bite marks on both.
Wil was hovering over him trying to get him to quiet down but once he saw Phil in the doorway he stood up straight and hung his head. Phil shot him a look that said ‘We will talk about this in a second.’_____________________
or Tommy is easily convinced to consume something he definitely should not
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Der Blutgott (ist sieben und das ist besorgniserregend) by SWSense
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
08 Nov 2023
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Philza Minecraft trifft den Blutgott und macht sich infolgedessen Sorgen.
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- Part 3 of Translations (Deutsch)
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Kristin expected her husband to bring back a souvenir from his journey. A rare book, an exotic delicacy, or perhaps a seashell from a faraway shore. What she didn't expect was for him to bring back a child claimed by a god.
Or: five times Techno showed he was not just any child and the one time he definitely was.
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- Part 2 of Marked/Claimed/Loved
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Theory: a powerless child born to two individuals with superpowers can manifest their own powers through exposure to the correct circumstances to activate recessive genes.
Experiment: expose a subject meeting the criteria to electric shocks until the right brainwaves are produced. Keep them for observation, test their grasp of said powers, and report back to the Hero Association if an acceptable threshold of control has been met.
Subject: zero-nine-nine, also known as Techno Blade.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Medicine + Experimentation + "This is going to hurt" + Headaches + Seizures
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Magical exhaustion + Nonconsensual touchingSeries
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Here a pretty baby lies, Sung asleep with lullabies by floristkills for Whooo_Even_Kn0ws
Fandoms: Dream SMP
03 Nov 2023
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The entire time Techno has lived with Phil, it's been good. There's always food, and new clothes, and even soft childish toys that make Techno feel equally embarrassed and light. Phil isn't like any of his past caregivers, and Techno almost forgot what it's like to be scared in those ways.
Almost. Then it gets cold.
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“Where’s Tommy?” Techno urgently asked, scanning any rocks or possible hiding spots. How did they forget to keep an eye on him? Fucking christ. They wouldn’t be winning any brother of the year awards.
Wilbur began to panic, flicking his tail and swimming to investigate where their little brother could’ve gone.
“TOMMY?” the twins called out in unison, overturning large shells or stones. But they didn’t find the small mer in any of his typical hiding spots.
“TOMMY!” Techno shouted, cupping his hands around his mouth. “TOMMY! COME HERE.”
No one replied.
OR: Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy run away from home but they're mermaids and they are just children. It goes well /sarcastic