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    Wilbur did not expect for his patient to be a boy child, trembling and looking at him with fearful eyes. He wondered what had happened for him to be this terrified. His unevenly-cut hair is a shade of pale pink similar to the flushing of his fingertips, there is a scar that runs through his cheek, stopping at his jaw.

    “Hello,” Wilbur settles on saying, not moving a muscle just yet. He does not know this child, and this child does not know him. It’s best to proceed with caution like he was instructed.

    The piglin boy doesn’t respond. Wilbur could even say that he had made the situation worse, because he curled into himself and broke eye contact.

     

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    Wilbur's first case at a facility that houses piglins that are unable to zombify in the Overworld is a boy who is extremely terrified of this place and the people in it.

     

    Prompt: special facility to re-habilitate/take in certain creatures takes in an especially troublesome case

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    Techno gets sick at his new foster brother’s friend’s birthday party.

    Something small for Sicktember prompt 2. Too much of a good thing/overindulgence

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    There is something..no, someone. It's not his brother, neither is it one of the bandits.

    It's a woman wearing no armor at all, and she is running a sword through the malefactors like their limbs were made of sand. She had a grimace on her face, no guilt evident as she killed each and every one of those men.

    When she finished, she kneeled beside Techno. He could see her clearer now. Her hair was pink and fell right above her shoulders. The shade of his own hair is that of cherry blossoms burgeoning during the spring. Hers however, is the colour of the sunset, the fading stroke beneath the vibrant red and the ink of purple that comes after.

    “Are you okay?” she offers a hand. Techno takes it, and she lifts him up as if he were as light as the relief that currently plagues his heart.

     

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    Tommy and Techno are kidnapped princes. Niki, the goddess of freedom, rescues them.

     

    Prompt: fantasy

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    The mob is pushed off of him.

    Did his dad actually come? Holy crap, he has magical abilities! He turns over to thank him..except it wasn’t his dad at all.

    It was..

    “Tommy?” Techno tilts his head in evident confusion.

    “Get up, you lazy prick,” the younger extends a hand. The pinkette accepts it, and he gets pulled right back on his feet. Pretty strong for a presumed seven year old. But, what does he know? The other ten-year-olds like him had once knocked a tree down after all eight of them climbed on it. Although, this situation is distinctly different.

     

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    Tommy teaches Techno how to defeat zombies through the power of mud!

     

    Prompt: Character is unexpectedly a BAMF

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    “I'm sorry,” the ghost whispers.

    Kristin chuckles fondly. “No, it's okay, young one,” she reaches out to cup his cheek. Her hand doesn't fall through.

    Her palm is life itself. Everything she touches is life, and everything life touches is she.

    Even if this boy isn't truly alive. He is life.

     

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    Sorceress Kristin picks up a zombie, a ghost, and a vampire while on a journey.

     

    Prompt: Magical/Fantasy Found Family

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    The Blood God grimaces at his reaction. "I just want to know your name and how you came to summon me. I am not going to hurt you.”

    Techno’s shoulders lose their tension. He refuses to look the deity in the eye, but he can feel himself being studied underneath the gaze of a higher being. It's a special, simple gesture that makes him feel like he is worth something.

    "My name is Technoblade. I am your prophet. I am your vessel."

    "But, you are a child," the Blood God frowns as if it wasn't obvious enough.

     

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    Techno ventures out to fulfil his prophecy as the Blood God's vassal. But the Blood God is a merciful god, and he does not condone how his followers' oblation is a child.

     

    Prompt: Medieval Fantasy

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    Tommy glared down at the kid in front of him. He looks like Technoblade, acts like him too. But his smile is fuller, and his eyes spark with life. This isn’t the partially concealed grin he would give Tommy whenever he managed to defeat the older in sparring, and these are not the eyes that linger on the back of his head whenever he’s about to do something stupid.

    “Hullo,” this kid (who is Techno with a question mark) waves at him. Tommy immediately softens his gaze at that voice. He’d recognise it anywhere, but at the same time, he just sounds different. Younger? A little less deeper? A little happier?

    “Hiya,” Tommy greets back. “Mind if I ask? Do you happen to be Technoblade?”

     

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    Tommy gets isekai'd into a universe where his older brother is a literal child.

     

    Prompt: Isekai

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    The pinkette retreats, avoiding eye contact. “Go away,” he says with a shaky voice. “I might hurt you.”

    Phil makes a confused noise. “What do you mean?”

    “The voices,” the kid breathes out. “They're yelling at me. They're thirsty for blood.”

    “Do your parents know what's happening to you? Where even are they?”

    “I killed them.”

     

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    Phil finds a kid who hears voices that scream bloody murder. And..he hears them too..?

     

    Prompt: Surprise adoption

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    Being a parent is stressful. As Phil tries to have a nice settled life with his family all he finds is turmoil.

    The good part is he never stops loving his family. Maybe that's why things turn out alright in the end.

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    Philza forgot his hybrid genetics could be passed onto his kids. Instead of having a gentle life with his wife he has to fight battles every day to protect his children.

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    There was a stone statue abandoned in the middle of the woodland with overgrown vines, and wisteria crawling at the patron’s feet. It was tested by time, and cradled by nature.

    The dust sat on its shoulders like a child on his father's back, pointing at a pear tree with merry, jovial glee. There was a build-up of grime forming at the cracks of the statue, like a porcelain vase glued together hurriedly, hastily.

    It was a statue of a god, long forgotten and lost to the memories stitched into his followers’ graves. And the god? He was the god of vendetta.

     

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    Classic forgotten god Phil meets mortal Techno who needs his help.

     

    Prompt: Royalty AU or Music AU or Magic AU

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    “You like carrots?” Phil asks the bunny as if it could answer. “I've got a ton at home.”

    The bunny hops comically high, ecstatic at the mere mention of carrots. And when it lands, it has turned into a…fucking..child.

    “What the fuck,” Phil swears underneath his breath.

     

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    Phil acquires a child, Techno acquires a home. That's it, that's the fic.

     

    Prompt: Medieval/fantasy

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    If there's one thing Wilbur Soot knows, it's that adults are not to be trusted.

    These adults are no exception.

    Even if they're nice to Tommy, even if they never yell or hit, and even if they want to adopt him and keep him forever. They're hiding something, he's sure of it. He just needs to find out what, and then they can all run away.

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    Wilbur has a job, and that's to keep four-year-old Tommy alive. He's good at his job. Tommy doesn't drown in a bathtub when he's a baby or stick a fork into an outlet. He doesn't get kidnapped by bad guys or trip down the stairs. He even learns his letters!

    It's hard work to raise a baby, especially if you have to do it alone. That's why Wilbur's so lucky: he's never alone.

    Wilbur and Technoblade are in this together, for better or worse.

    Enter the Watson home, and their jobs just got a whole lot easier. Wilbur can already tell this is going to end in disaster.

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    Tags Contain Major Spoilers!

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    Chat is right.

    Techno will make this man pay.

    As if those nine years of torture wasn’t more than enough. The trauma and the scars, and of course, the sun beaming at the end of the tunnel that the soles of his feet are yearning to touch.

    Techno’s eyes glow red, bright and unnerving. A little monster he was, a little monster he’ll always be.

     

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    Techno finally flees his abusive household, and Philza Minecraft finds him because he's a fucking legend.

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    Where Missa is a paediatric nurse and (un)fortunately, the mob boss, Phil, has 4 chaotic children.

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    In an alternate universe in the Dark Ages, where Philza is in the woods with a friend (who betrays his trust). He finds himself taken by a group claiming to be working for the "greater good".

    The greater good in a time where towns banded against anyone who wasn't part of their groups? Ha!

    Philza's got more important things to worry about then some stupid prophecy that no one can remember.

    But the closer to their destination they get, the more Philza starts to think he should worry.

    Then he gets there and finds out he's the person from the prophecy and now has three blessed weapons in his hands.

    Things start to snowball from there.

    Can Philza, an illiterate man from Hardcore -a town feared for its power and ability to win battles-, successfully run a kingdom? Or will he fall victim to Lady Death herself?

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    When a God decides to mess with your life at a young age, sometime you end up running an entire country.
    Or maybe that's just a Blood God thing, Technoblade is unsure.

    Then he found out his mother is LITTERLY the Goddess of Death. So maybe don't listen to him.

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    Despite being a bunny hybrid, Techno's warren never made him feel at home. So he runs away. It's hard taking care of himself, but he's stubborn enough to get by. Maybe a little too stubborn.

    Also, somebody should have told Phil you don't feed stray animals or they might follow you home.

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    Techno has been staying with Phil for a month. It's the first foster placement he's ever had with a foster sibling in the house, but Techno thinks he's getting along with Tommy fine. Until a thunderstorm gives him a new challenge to consider: comforting a frightened kid.

    Flufftober prompt: "I'm scared" with bedrockbros

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    Tommy blinked. Once, twice, just to make sure what he was seeing was not some play of curling shadows and light. A low growl flew through the air. There, in the far corner, curled into a tiny ball and shivering, sat a child.

    or:

    Kidnoblade being protective about sick Kidza, arms around him and not letting go. Meanwhile Tommy would like to know how long these two children have been living in his garden shed without him noticing.

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    When Techno was five, his parents gave him up to the foster system. He's never heard from them since. Knowing that they didn't mean to forget to come back for him, despite everyone insisting otherwise, he decides to find his way back to them, no matter how long it takes. He's not going to let anything stop him, not even a measly cold and a little rain.

    Now, he's ten, and he thinks this time he'll actually make it. He already has the bus ticket and everything!

    Unfortunately, he doesn't expect Phil, his foster brother, to follow after him.

    It's going to be a long night, that's for sure.

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    WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN DESCRIPTIONS OF BEING SICK.

    READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

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