18 Works in MythicalSausage-centric (Video Blogging RPF)
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No happy ending in sight for us by trazzythegreat
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Oct 2025
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In the death game of 3rd Life not all people brought were players. Some were meant just to watch, not able to be even perceived in any way that would matter by anyone.
Sausage couldn't do anything but watch the Tragedy of Dogwarts.
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There is to be a series of trials, the winner of which will claim the hand of Queen Pearlescent Moon of Gilded Helianthia. Sausage has just won those trials. Pearl is, in a handful of ways, not what he expected.
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It’s okay to eat fish ‘cause they don’t have any feelings by synonymsofspeeches
Fandoms: Empires SMP
29 Jul 2025
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Sausage still has no clue what the party is doing here or why there’s a fishfolk in front of him.
It’s only when someone takes a shot at the fish Sausage understands. The realisation makes him want to be sick. Suddenly it all makes so much sense, the squawking goat horns, the fear in the Codland fishfolks’ eyes, the fishing nets and that descaler. They’re hunting the fucking beautiful fish right in front of him. They’re going to kill a fish. He’s going to have to eat a fishfolk. He really doesn’t want to.
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Sausage attends his first ‘real’ hunt for his twelfth birthday. It doesn’t go well. For him.
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- Part 1 of Synonyms’ ESMP worldbuilding
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Sausage almost couldn’t believe it, the sight he was seeing.
Before the lord, still reasonably young yet feeling so much older than he should, is the body of one of his peers. Once an enemy, never quite an ally. King Scott of Rivendell, first and last of his name, with a sword buried through his chest and a demon wrapped around him.
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aka The Lord of House Sausage, King of Mythland, mourns his peers as he finds the last of the unaccounted for rulers in the aftermath of The Rapture. He buries the last king of Rivendell and thinks of everyone he has put to rest or seen off, as the last ruler of their once powerful continent.
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- Part 7 of Hour's Empires Fanon
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Sausage can't help but develop some nostalgia upon hearing that name. Yet, it's gone as fast as it came.
Extending his hand, Sausage shakes Pearl's hand. “Mythical J. Sausage! Though,” he leans in, whispering the next bit, “the 'J' is silent.”
Pearl couldn't hold back a short laugh, one that soon turns into a pondering look. “Sausage, huh? Sounds a bit familiar… Have we met before?”
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Once holding distaste towards her, Mythical Sausage finds himself in a predicament when an old 'friend' walks back into his life—both when he's at his best, and his worst.
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Sausage wanders through the fog, not quite sure how he got there. Mud clings to his boots, and the shadows of trees loom in front of him, twisted limbs appearing out of the thick grey clouds ahead, curled as though trying to reach out and grab him.
Two figures take shape ahead, one far taller than the other. He rushes to greet them - people! At last! - but stops short when he sees their faces.
Joel, a much shorter Joel, one made of clay and without a beard, laughs happily as he’s twirled in a dance by an alarmingly tall, blue-skinned woman with axolotl features and needle-sharp teeth.
“Hello?” Sausage calls out, but neither seem to register his presence, Joel simply continuing his laughter as the woman smiles.-
Who knew that there was more than one spooky fog-swamp around? Not Sausage. He’s not too sure where he is, but the further he walks, the more familiar faces he sees.
Title from the song 'Ragnarok II: The Calling' by The Mechanisms.
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They slowed their horses as they entered town. The architecture here was more ornate than it usually was in a place like this, even the overgrowth looking intentional.
This was the right place.He tied up their horses before Katherine could even ask him to, and they headed towards the most rustic building he could find- the kind someone in the future might even call 'cottagecore'.
It was a tavern- and, yeah, it was a nice place, but he stopped looking around after he spotted who he was looking for.He sat excitedly at an empty bar-stool. One of the barkeepers spotted him, her green eyes widening as she did.
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I was possessed by ESMP 1 Scosage and wrote a poem about it. I dunno man.
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- Part 1 of Empires Poetry
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Sausage mentally commanded his right hand to flex and unflex, staring down at the lower half of his arm as the complicated prosthetic moved. He clenched the hand into a fist and then unclenched it, watching intently as the prosthetic obeyed his commands. “How the hell did you…?”
Fwhip snorted at Sausage’s bewilderment, arms crossed as he leaned against the wall. A smirk pulled at his lips as he rolled his eyes in a weak attempt to hide his amusement. “Don’t act so shocked.”
Sausage lifted his head to look at Fwhip, furrowing his brow at how nonchalant Fwhip was being. “How else am I to act? You have literally made me a new hand!”
[aka Fwhip makes Sausage a prosthetic arm/hand and Sausage loves it a bit more than he's willing to admit]
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- Part 9 of tales of the empires
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The King of Blood, a life lived so cursed,
Queen of Sun, life doomed to be broken.
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Sausage discovers Pearl is a Watcher
He does not like Watchers.
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- Part 26 of Ash's 2024 Whumptober
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just shiny things and wildest dreams by Always_Indigo for whimsicaltwine
Fandoms: Empires SMP
23 Oct 2024
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After helping Fwhip complete his bet with Jimmy, Sausage goes to the Cod Empire to tell Jimmy. After a almost-panic attack and some conversation, Jimmy reveals some information that has Sausage reeling, along with an idea to get the two lovesick idiots to finally give him some peace and leave the poor Codfather alone.
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Avoidance is a valid strategy when one wants to leave the past in the past. The thing with avoidance, however, is that one can't avoid things forever. Scott has avoided his secret ex-boyfriend, Sausage, for seven years and he plans to keep it that way. He's found happiness for himself as support for Xornoth's rule, a close friend to Shrub, and Jimmy's boyfriend. Sausage, on the other hand, has been looking for his ex-boyfriend since the beginning days of his rule and that conviction is what has kept him afloat. He can't claim that he's happy but his "deranged king" reputation precedes him and he's kept Mythland strong, even as the ongoing hostilities with The Ocean Empire grow more severe. Can Scott avoid Sausage for the rest of time or will his secret finally see the light?
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- Part 7 of tales of the empires
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Sausage watches Oli’s choice between going back to the wife or staying with the kestrels as a pirate.
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At age thirteen, both Sausage and Scott had decided to sneak away from their empires to the neighboring empire of Gilded Helianthia. They took on new identities when they spent time there, J and Sage respectively, and ended up finding each other. They became quick friends and boyfriends not too long later. Our story takes place four years after they first meet, switching povs between the two as they navigate their lives and their relationship. They have glamour and blood magic on their side so nothing can go wrong, yeah?
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- Part 4 of tales of the empires
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And now my love is gone. And I am left here, withering. by orphan_account for GoodTimesWithScar
Fandoms: Empires SMP
27 Feb 2023
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Sausage doesn’t quite clock at first what it means to Know everything about all the lives he’s led. He’s too busy thinking about Pearl, and leaving her behind to really process anything or anyone else.
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or, Sausage realises how hard it is to talk to anyone when youve met them lifetimes ago -
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home, someplace else, then home again. sausage was getting used to these visions (well, no he wasn't, they still freaked him out massively,) but he'd never quite encountered one like this before.
or; scosage being scosage through the multiverse (well, only 2 of them)
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"Hm, you know, I had great memories of playing in sunflower fields when I was your age."
The boy tilted his head then pointed at the sunflower in Sausage's hand then gestured to the colorful fields that he and Bubbles were playing in earlier.
"Yeah, in Papa's old home there was this huge field of sunflowers then went on for forever and when I was a boy your age, I'd play in there for, oh, I don't even know how long," he chuckled.
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Sausage gets nostalgic for childhood memories long gone, particularly one about sunflower fields and familiar people from other lifetimes.