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Technoblade is a farmer trying to live his current peaceful life, but a certain child ruins that while weaseling his way in Technoblade's heart.
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Day 15 of Febuwhump: "Who Did This To You?"Series
- Part 13 of Febuwhump 2024
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Un lugar suave para caer by ScapeSystem
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2024
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"No soy Bloodlust", responde Techno rápidamente, poniéndose de pie. “Estás conmocionado. No sabes de lo que estás hablando”.
La cara del chico es de incredulidad. “¿Estás tratando de engañarme?” Exhala, con el aliento entrecortado. “Estoy siendo manipulado por Bloodlust. Este es el mejor dia de mi vida."
El principio.
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Why does Technoblade insist on making his bases in the coldest biomes possible? Phil really wishes he knew, but it's not so bad, all things considered.
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Important: This is a copy of the original text of Broken Toys, saved for posterity before I begin to completely rewrite the main work. Click here to see the new, updated version, and be sure to follow my newly made tumblr page for updates and other fun stuff from me! Look for it in the end notes.
Okay honestly I don’t know exactly how many chapters this is gonna turn out to be, just know that the theoretical max is 18 but it’s much more likely to only get up to like 12.
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- Part 4 of Dream SMP Toys AU
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Technoblade always thought Spring was just another season that passed through the year. How could he not think like that? He has been alive enough to see thousands of them, but there is a certain Spring that Techno will never forget, as it has taken root in the deepest part of his soul.
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In which Immortal Technoblade meets flower nymph Philza and they become friends.
Angst ensuesSeries
- Part 1 of MCYT Wips, works and future stories.
- Part 4 of MCYT Ongoing
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Beyond The Mountains There is a Field of Potatoes by LittleLadyMarmalade
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
10 Oct 2023
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The nightmare was real, leaving Chayanne and Tallulah lost in a new biome, spawned somewhere they've never been and need to find their way home. But they don't know how they got their or what caused it. And they don't know how to leave.
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Or: Techno finds some kid's and asks if anyone's gonna adopt them. He doesn't wait for an answer.
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Techno groans as he sits back down and readjusts himself against Steve’s oddly warm body. The cabin is relatively quiet other than the crackle of the fire dancing in front of Techno and the huff that Steve lets out at the pinkette leaning his shift against the great creature, soon to be joined by the gentle shink as Techno begins to drag his knife’s blade across the whetstone freshly in his hand.
It’s a quiet night. Peaceful. Almost as if all the noise of the world has been blocked out.
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Taking a peek out the window, Techno forces his eyes to focus considering he’s not wearing his glasses. And there, standing at his door is…
Sapnap? And a random child?
Why is Sapnap of all people here?
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Sapnap adopts a kid he finds in the Nether named Billzo and they both end up at Techno's cabin for some help due to hibernation happening before they were prepared and it creates a budding relationship between the three, and Techno finds yet another teen that he tolerates.Series
- Part 52 of Crystal's MCYT Works
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Small Mercies(Are Given to the Children) by Cuddly_Art_Mage
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Jul 2023
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Wilbur blinked at the baby.
The baby blinked back.
Suddenly, as if a little voice was whispering in his ear, Wilbur knew the baby’s name. “Schlatt, huh?” The little baby grinned and Wilbur grinned shakily back.
“Well Schlatt, I think we’ll be okay”
Wilbur hoped that if he said it enough, he could believe it.Basically, when Wilbur died, Kristin decided that no, this wasn't gonna happen, so she sent him and Schlatt back as smol children. She proceeded to tell exactly *no one* about it, including the children. And Ghostbur is still there.
Chaos ensues
(On hiatus)
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A Pretty Cottage And A Warrior's Story by Dakota_is_silly
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Jul 2023
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''His mind was racing, but seemed to stop with it’s thoughts as the door opened, revealing a tall man, with broad shoulders and long, pink braided hair. The pink haired man started a greeting, obviously not expecting Chayanne to be here, by the way he said ‘’Hey mom, its been a whi-‘’ the man cut himself off, seeming to notice that his mom was in fact not here, instead looking down and seeing Chayanne, who was nervously fidgeting with his hands, stare back up at him.''
Chayanne doesnt know how he got here, but it doesnt matter. He feels safe here, no duty to protect anyone as he skips trough the meodows of potatoes, and when he meets a pink haired pig-hybrid, he feels instantly safe, the stories the man tells him are amazing.
Or, when Chayanne gets knocked out, instead of the dream realm, he ends up in Technoblade's personal heaven, fluff ensues because i said so <3
Or, i write a Chayanne & Technoblade duo fic because them>>>
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[For Techno Gift Exchange]
Technoblade should be hibernating by now, but he isn't.
Wilbur should have taken care of his wings by now, but he hasn't.
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- Part 17 of Pinch Hits
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Wilbur thought he would be gone for a year at most.
It has been five.
// The last official part of this series. You don't technically need to read the previous 2 parts.
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- Part 3 of Promises Forgotten, Promises Kept
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(This was written before the cancer announcement and I have not written a word in it since Technoblades passing and I have no plans to ever continue it. If you want to feel free.)
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Tommy and Techno The Retiree by Xiekzyl
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Маша и Медведь | Masha and the Bear (Cartoon), Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
26 Oct 2022
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An alternate universe where Technoblade is the Bear and TommyInnit is Masha from the cartoon Masha and The Bear!
An old friend of Technoblade, Wilbur, surprise visit him. Little does Wilbur know that Technoblade is not the same person he knew all those years ago. And he learned many facts about his old friend, like how Technoblade have a very serious case of potato obsession. Even after the visit Wilbur will always have a deep personal grudge towards potatoes. But what's more surprising is that Technoblade have a joint custody with this particular child.
Inspired by that episode where Bear got surprised by his friend tiger!
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- Part 2 of MCYT one-shot's
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my babysitter's the blood god by LostAndDowned
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Oct 2022
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Technoblade is a busy man.
Much to busy for a baby.
(or: techno acquires baby? momentarily. babysitter techno pog)
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- Part 1 of the egg cinematic universe
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Phil stumbles over the woods after he had a too-close meeting with some hunters.
But he saw something that just might be his salvation.
Who knew pink was such a good color
:D(Kill me I can't focus on one thing at the time)
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Violets for a Crow by maskfox
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Violet Evergarden (Anime)
01 Aug 2022
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Before he was ‘Technoblade’ he was just, ‘The Blade.’
The Blade that possessed the only purpose of fighting.
That was before he was given to him, General Philza Craft.A Violet Evergarden AU but with a twist.
No romantic relationships and there won’t be any voices inside of Techno’s head 😊To Alexander “Technoblade”
For his voice to be heard by thousands and his legacy to live on for million years.
Thank you for everything and may you Rest in Power.Series
- Part 2 of MCYT Wips, works and future stories.
- Part 1 of MCYT Ongoing
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a baby, a grandpa, and a ghost (and you'll love them all the most) by LostAndDowned
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Jul 2022
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"You're a grandad now, Phil," Tubbo jokes and Phil just grins brighter, gentle hands holding the maybe-two-year-old. For a hunter who's rumored to be an emotionless husk, his eyes are suspiciously wet.
"Only you, Tubbo," Phil tells him, "Only you could collect this many demons under one roof."
(or: a conversation and Michael just wants to be held in the dark)
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The day it happened was, in most ways, unremarkable.
He sat down with a book he’d already read and a cup of tea, an afghan Phil had knitted in his lap. When he was about halfway through the book, just enjoying the calm, quiet atmosphere, things clicked softly into place like the last piece of a puzzle.
It was time.
And then Phil was there, a small, pained smile on his face.
Or: I shake the title Angel of Death until a fic falls out of it
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The story you know: Techno has won countless battles, slain countless foes, and finally found a place to rest, far away from the bustle of Hypixel.
The story you don't know: Techno has spent his entire life haunted by a soulmark that drove him apart from the piglins he grew up with - but it's about to get a lot better.
(bedrock soulmates for the... soul!)
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The fledgling did not shriek. Making lots of noise was beneficial sometimes when faced with a predator, but it could also draw creatures of the night, which became infinitely more dangerous in close quarters. He’d learned not to scream before he’d learned he was a crow.
He drew in his feathers and backed carefully away, whipping around as soon as he had some distance. The thing in the doorway had the face of a pig and the body of a night creature, except it was the size of a golem, or nearly. It had bright dark eyes and a crown on its head, gleaming in the light from the torches.
“Flockmate,” the crow said, flying to the pig thing’s raised arm. The fledgling squawked a warning– usually the crows were smarter than this– and the pig stroked the crow’s head absently, watching the fledgling with wide eyes.
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- Part 29 of dream smp fic my beloved