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    Techno doesn't want to have to take care of his younger siblings, Niki and Foolish. But it's all he's ever known, so why change now?

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    Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
    Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    But how could I hate her, she's such an angel
    But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
    Walks by
    What a sight for sore eyes
    Brighter than the blue sky
    She's got you mesmerised while I die
    Why would you ever kiss me?
    I'm not even half as pretty
    You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    But you like her better
    I wish I were Kristin
    Oh, I wish I were Kristin
    Oh, oh, wish I were Kristin
    Why would you ever kiss me?
    I'm not even half as pretty
    You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    But you like her better
    Wish I were-

    (Or in short, Technoblade is in love with Philza but Philza is in a happy marriage with Kristin who is also Death whom humans can't kill and you don't want to Fuck with in any way. that includes taking husbands)
    (But there will be a happy ending <3 You just don't know how it will happen~)
    trust me its better then it looks.

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    They weren't always best friends. No at some point in the story they will have had to meet. This is that. And through time and interaction they must build a friendship.

    If only the circumstance were more ideal.

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    "Nobody cares. I know that perfectly well." Tommy says, without a hint of hesitation in his voice. Ranboo reaches out to him, trying to put a comforting hand on his shoulder.

     

    Tommy turns around. His eyes are hollow, hollower than they've ever been before. They failed to express the feeling of being alive, the heaviness of blood. Instead there was artificiality.

     

    "So if nobody cares, then does that mean I can do whatever I want?" Tommy asks, his voice barely above a feathery whisper.

    //

    (When Tommy's depression starts to taste like a nihilist god complex, who will be there to stop him?)

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    Technoblade's parents were the best of parents: kind, caring, and loving. Technoblade's parents were the worst of people: unforgiving, cruel, deadly.

    Techno loses his parents, his hair, and his autonomy. He gains a Phil, and a family. Just not in the way he wanted.

    -

    Techno's encompass installment: a story of what we lose and what we gain.

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    Dream likes pretty things. Technoblade was definitely pretty.

    Or;

    Dream and Technoblade have a fluffy moment, and then its a waterfall of angst and feels

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    Techno let himself smile slightly before his attention was quickly caught by a flying poison arrow in the corner of his vision. But the arrow wasn't aiming for anyone on the field. Who else would the arrow be aimed at-

    “TOMMY!”

    or

    The prison break, but everything goes wrong in every single way possible.

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    Whumptober 2021. Philza Minecraft. Others also most of the time. Only pain ahead, of varying degrees. Enjoy!

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    Basically a little prelude to my superhero AU fanfic 🤭

    Philza Minecraft AKA the crow father is many things; superhero, investigator, engaged, and now father to an adopted lab experiment by the name of Techn07.

     

    Also would like to mention this is not very long, like at all. It was just a little fluff but I do have plans to expand the story but for now it is this lol :)

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    Technoblade feels alone.

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    techno's middle child arc.

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    So I got bored and found some randomisers on google and put in all of the dream smp members and then used a different spin wheel and put in a bunch of fanfiction troupes and challenged myself to do my best with whatever it gave me.

    Requests are welcome I'll do my best to write them and I'm happy to write almost anything since I'm looking for challenges so I can test my ability to write a range of different people and keep them in character, though anything with a minor in it will be platonic. This is also not real people fanfiction, all of this is based on the characters/universes within the origins or dream smp/mcyt in character lore.

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    Somewhere, lost in the clouded annals of history, lies a place few people have seen. A mysterious place, called the unknown. Where long forgotten tales are revealed to those who travel through the wood.

    Tommy, Wilbur and Ranboo travel through the Unknown. They come across many challenges and tales along the way but in the end will they get home, or will they succumb to Dreams ghastly plot.

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    Basically Over the Garden Wall with Dream SMP members as the characters while playing very fast and loose with canon

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    This is my headcanon backstory for Technoblade. It's gonna get angsty up in here.
    Please read the tags for the warnings!

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    technoblade is still grieving the death of his youngest brother, tommy, after four months.
    and all he can do is hate himself;
    and beg for answers from tommy's friends

    lowercase intended
    TW in the tags

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    But that’s not important now, what’s important is that the sun’s going down, his time will be up soon.

     

     

    Or Techno's not okay and decides it's no longer worth it; Wilbur disagrees

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    Techno flips his head around to see a dazed Tommy in the middle of the road, glassy eyes and holding absolutely nothing. Techno then hears a metal scraping against stone and runs to the side to see a freaking _iron cart_ barreling down the hill like it ain't nothing. And in that second, the pieces clicked the weird coincidences, and the reason why they're so far from the house, and the reason why that darned Karen was there.

     

    Someone wants to kill his little brother. And like hell, he's gonna let it happen.

    ----------------------------

    The law of the universe -however unreasonable it may be- states that only four Crafts of the line of Philza may live. And Kristin Watson Craft just had to miraculously survive, causing the annoyance of the sky gods. So what happens when they attempt to kill one Craft, and in the end only take another?

    Oh well. The universe is at peace anyway. Now all they have to do is watch and play.

    AKA: A universe where Kristin doesn't die, but Techno does. This leads to complications. A lot of 'em.

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    1/?
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    Mother Nature, she loves her balance and her chaos in equal measure. So when she chooses a protégé, they're going to live a life to match.

    Enter TommyInnit, bundle of mischief and joy with a life of... well so far? Destruction. He's been simultaneously blessed and cursed by nature itself.

    AKA, Tommy's best friend is a deer and nature loves him. Featuring a more than your doctor recommended dose of angst.

    **TAGS TO BE ADDED**TAGS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS**

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    Tommy throws himself between Tubbo and Techno just in time to save his best friend from death. To bad he didn't think his actions would get him killed

    or

    Tommy tries to save Tubbo, when Techno gives into the blood god. Tubbo hold's Tommy's while he dies deciding he can't leave again.

    (Cannon divergence and inspired heavily by one of @1mcyt._.draws1 drawings)

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    (Based on the lyric from the song teen pregnancy by blank banshee but this fic isn't about pregnancy at all)

    Technoblade is 15. Turning 16 in 2 months. The thing is no one knows. He hides his identity behind the beloved boar skull mask. Everyone thinks he's around 22, 2 years younger than Wilbur, 2 years older than Tommy and Tubbo. The inhabitants of the dream smp treat him as one thing. A weapon. "The Blade". Techno thought that pretending to be older would make people respect him more, but they still only treat him as an object. His identity get's revealed and the dream smp reacts.

    (TAGS CONTAIN SPOILERS)

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