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What happens between the night that Mickey comes out until the morning that Ian can't get out of bed.
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26 Aug 2025
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Just one bite; to taste, and let go.
Or, the on-field flirting is getting a little ridiculous.
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- English
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- 16,556
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- 1/1
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- 8
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- 808
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17 Jan 2024
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Dracula senses his servant slipping out of his grasp. Instead of crashing Renfield's support group, he tries a subtler approach.
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- English
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- 92,060
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- 18/18
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30 May 2023
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Laszlo Cravensworth, an up and coming film director, hires recent film school graduate Guillermo de la Cruz to shoot his next project, a documentary about a series of small town murders and the local vampire legend surrounding them. Joining them are Laszlo’s long time collaborators: his wife, Nadja Antipaxos, a stellar editor with a penchant for perfection, and his best friend, Nandor Jahan, a keen-eyed cinematographer with his own reasons for taking a back seat on this project. Rounding out their team is studio man Colin Robinson, in charge of keeping their budget balanced and ascertaining risk.
As the investigation kicks into high gear, the crew finds themselves entangled in a dark mystery spanning the whole course of the town’s history, uncovering secrets about foul truths that lurk within the heart of Coventry, truths that may have been better left buried. And it’s not just the town that has skeletons; the crew members have their own secrets that could threaten their careers, their relationships, maybe even their very lives.
One thing’s for certain: no one escapes Coventry unchanged. Whether for good or ill all depends on how far you’re willing to go to reveal the truth, and what - or who - you believe in.
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- English
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- 171,070
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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- 575
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- 398
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01 Mar 2023
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Nandor decides to spend the night as a bat. Guillermo adapts.
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04 Nov 2022
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The Hunter and the Hunted and the Loved by vampireshmampire (thekumquat) for ChaoticSmirk
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Nov 2022
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Nandor is no stranger to a little primal play. But the game Guillermo has in mind tonight is a little different--stranger, sweeter, and terrifying in an all new way.
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- English
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- 3,880
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 16
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- 270
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- 55
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- 1,820
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03 Nov 2022
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Freemanji: A Love Story by bad_idea_in_a_glass
Fandoms: Free Guy (2021), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (Movies)
15 Oct 2022
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Antwan is doing court-ordered community service when he comes across a busted game console. A spur-of-the-moment decision takes him on an adventure he never could've imagined and he realizes that not all NPCs are blue shirt-wearing dickheads that actively want to ruin his life.
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- Part 1 of Freemanji
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- English
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- 53,300
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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25 Oct 2022
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After outside forces make it impossible to leave the house the vampires are getting hungry, and Guillermo isn’t about to be their last resort.
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- English
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- 4,780
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- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 16
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- 251
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- 26
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- 1,443
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04 Oct 2022
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Really cute. Nandor is a little freak, but also really sweet and trying his best. I love that for him.
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Nandor flips his sword in his hand and presses the tip to Guillermo’s chin.
Guillermo's breath catches in his throat. Is he going to die here? In a world where he doesn’t belong, in an army who he doesn’t serve, at the hands of a man he doesn’t know?
Nandor lowers his sword, barely grazing the stubble of Guillermo’s neck. He says, “Good fight.”
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In which Nandor never becomes a vampire, and Guillermo gets sent back to 13th century Al-Quolnidar to find his destiny.
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“You’re the new blacksmith, right?” The baker says, stepping back behind the counter. Nandor dumbly follows him, watches rapt as he leans on an elbow, face turning in his palm. Coy.
“Yes. You stopped by last week, I remember.” Nandor fumbles with his hands, looking around the little cafe. There’s barely anyone here. They can talk.
“What did you think?”
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A new blacksmith comes to the pier, and Guillermo doesn't know what to do with himself. They take up a whirlwind situationship that gets complicated when he finds out the man is a vampire. Maybe it would be easier if Guillermo didn't want to be one so bad. Maybe it would be easier if Nandor didn't hate himself.
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- English
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- 136,589
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- 19/20
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25 Sep 2022
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Nandor had handled greater hardships with much more grace. He'd lost battles, lost companions, lost rivers of blood, but none of those had reduced him to such a shameful state.
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A sequence of unrelated events lead to Nandor having a meltdown.
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09 Sep 2022
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Guillermo has been fantasizing about Nandor's bite for a long time
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 170
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29 Aug 2022
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His heart began to sink as he recognized the familiar feeling of abandonment curling around it, tightening. His shoulders slumped as the ticketer called out to him, asking if he was getting on or not. He started to resign himself to the fact that he would be taking this trip alone when he heard the commotion of feet pounding on pavement and a voice calling out.
“Ma- Nandor! Wait!”Or: what if Nandor and Guillermo got to take their trip together?
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29 Aug 2022
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something happens when I hold him, he keeps my heart from getting broken by Jay Auris (nighthawkms) for halberrd
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
09 Jul 2022
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5 times Guillermo admired Nandor's hands.
+1 time Nandor admired Guillermo's.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 297
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25 Aug 2022
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When Nandor speaks to him — when he thinks Nandor is speaking to him, rather — it sounds not quite like it’s coming from outside him, but not quite from inside his head. The seconds before his voice cuts through sound like the way Guillermo’s ears would pop on a plane; a change in pressure as the ethereal reception clears.
He decides that, imagination or not, there’s no harm in responding. It gives him something to do.
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24 Aug 2022
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I kneel at the shrine, I eat from the vine, drinking your wine by Jay Auris (nighthawkms)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
15 May 2022
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All Nandor wanted to do with her evening was settle in with a nice novel. Now she's stuck cleaning up Guillermo's mess, aka. Guillermo herself. But it's not all bad news; Nandor finally gets a look under Guillermo's armor, and she likes what she finds.
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23 Aug 2022
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The vampires casually groom each other. Guillermo slowly becomes a part of that, but struggles with how it makes him feel.
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- 2/?
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- 69
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- 120
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22 Aug 2022
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Hi my name is Link and Welcome to Jackass by ChronicDelusionist
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
10 Oct 2019
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When Zora's domain comes under attack by a mysterious and ancient force, Prince Sidon of the Zora is not content to merely sit on the sidelines and wait for the demise of his beloved home. With his best friend Link, the Hylian champion of legend, bearer of the sword that seals the darkness, he will jump into the world of adventuring and cross Hyrule to save his home.
But...
Hyrule, and Link, might be more than he bargained for.
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- Part 1 of Hyrule's Bravest Idiots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,039
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Collections:
- 1
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- 1,376
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21 Aug 2022
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The moon shone through the gap in the curtains, illuminating the face of this invader fully to the human. Guillermo froze, his grip on the lamp slipping and wincing as it dropped to the floor with a loud thud. Not even Nandor’s click of the tongue at his disappointment could distract the human from the stranger’s face as it stared at him.
Because stood there, still dripping with what the familiar really hoped wasn’t blood, was Guillermo De La Cruz.
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Season 4 Guillermo gets transported into Season 1 and meets his younger self. They have a good, well needed talk, and Nandor has a gay crisis- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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19 Aug 2022
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"Sheesh. You let your bodyguard stick his dick into a vampire one time and all of a sudden he starts acting like he owns the place."
Nandor is a brat. Guillermo likes it.
This is all an elaborate excuse for me to psychoanalyze their attachment styles
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- Part 2 of Relent(less)