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The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) by rosiedoesfic
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, Bandom
07 May 2019
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Joe saw him first.
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18 Mar 2026
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“Sunghoon, seven years ago, you were part of a music group that was at its peak when you decided you wouldn’t renew your contracts with your company. And I’m sure lots of people would like to understand what led you all to make that decision, but first I would like to ask you something.”
“Sure.”
“Were you happy?” the interviewer asks “During the years the seven of you spent together, were you really happy?”
For the first time that day, Sunghoon breathes easy. That’s not a hard question at all.
“Yes.”
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Enhypen disbanded seven years ago. This is the story of Sunoo and Sunghoon over the years.
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10 Aug 2025
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Wildflowers (It Was Always Going to Be You) by pumafox for bunmoja
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
26 Jan 2026
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*As of 1/26/26, extra scenes have been added to the end of chapters 6 and 7.*
Sunoo never gave much thought to his secondary gender. Modern day society has no place for archaic biological stereotypes- the socially acceptable thing to do is start suppressants as soon as you present, so that’s exactly what he does. He goes about his daily life forgetting his inner omega is there at all, just like the rest of the world.
However, when filming goes rouge in a bad storm, the group is suddenly forced to learn more about their secondary genders than they ever thought was possible- like the fact that Jake’s omega gets territorial about where he puts his sleeping bag, or that Sunghoon’s beta gets nervous when the whole pack isn’t home before dark, or that Jungwon’s alpha can’t sleep unless everyone else has dozed off.
Or that Riki’s alpha likes Sunoo’s omega.
A lot.
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- English
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- 9/11
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14 May 2025
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DARK MOON: The Musical by EverybodyHonksam
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band), Dark Moon: The Blood Altar (Webcomic), &TEAM (Band)
26 Dec 2025
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Yang Jungwon is a fresher at university and he wants to try EVERYTHING!
Enter Kim Sunoo and the cast of his musical.
The two main leads, Heeseung and Jake are complete opposites, and Jake has never starred in a musical before. Can they turn their awkward tension into the fiery chemistry the play needs?
Director Sunoo and choreographer Sunghoon are constantly at each other’s throats, but is there something there neither of them want to admit to?
And of course, there’s Jay, the grumpy musician who catches Jungwon’s eye and makes him question what he really wants…
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09 May 2025
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2020 is for exercising self-control
Sunghoon's life is a constant balancing act. He had never been so shaken before until his nosy neighbor Sunoo threw everything into disarray.
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- Part 1 of introduction
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06 May 2025
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2021 is for inviting Sunghoon to go on a date
For his 18th birthday, Sunoo gets a peculiar watch. It's normal until it's not, as he discovers during a carnival (and he just wanted to bag a boyfriend...).
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- Part 2 of introduction
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06 May 2025
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Katsuki Yuuri is an accomplished escort at 23, operating under the pseudonym Eros, in Detroit. When one of his favourite clients sets him up with none other than world-renowned figure skater Victor Nikiforov, the delicate balance between Yuuri's personal and professional life teeters ever closer towards ruin.
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Russian translation by the extremely talented vikadz here
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04 Jan 2025
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The Path to Peace Is Paved by Blood by sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2023
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Luo Binghe is known as The Demon of Luoyang, and is a vicious warlord whose hands are covered in blood and heart covered in scars. When he is betrayed by those closest to him, he escapes to Cang Qiong Temple, where most of the monks are reluctant to shelter him. But when the strange monk Yuan urged his brothers to let Luo Binghe stay, he found shelter under the arched roofs of their ageing temple, and safety amongst the trees and the mountains.
Luo Binghe planned to only stay there while he gathered the strength to exact his revenge on those who betrayed him, but as time passed, he found that there was more to life than just blood and riches. He found Yuan, who was smart, and kind, and forgiving, and the only thing that brought Binghe peace in his miserable, tormented life.
But when karma comes knocking, the sins of Binghe's past surge forth.
And it's not just him that pays the price.
~Based on the 2011 movie Shaolin~
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24 Dec 2024
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Autumn Leaf, Summer Flower by Himsu
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Sep 2024
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Xie Lian has had a strange dream for some time. Then one day he asks his husband, Hua Cheng, whether he has kept the child-bearing pill he got as a birthday gift.
Together, they decide to use it.
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- Part 1 of Autumn Leaf, Summer Flower
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13 Dec 2024
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pell-mell bluebell by pomeny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Oct 2025
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Thick slick oozed down where the pair were connected, the swollen-red pussy stretching and squelching. Tracks of slick shone as they flowed down long legs, thick thighs shaking even as the thrusts became languid.
The clothed person leaned in, causing Shen Yuan to let out a loud moan and leave traces of red lipstick on the counter as she was filled to the brim. Tremors shook along her body as long, wavy hair cascaded around her face, bringing with it a familiar perfume that only one person wore.
“Laoshi, are you falling asleep?”
Shen Yuan quickly shook her head. Luo Binghe only spoke in that kind of tone when she wanted to be even meaner than usual.
After saving Luo Binghe from danger, Shen Yuan becomes the assistant of the most beautiful model in the business.
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- English
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10 Nov 2024
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"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
He tends to get carried away with his projects."Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
Originally posted on detective-pony.tumblr.com- Language:
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08 Nov 2024
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my house of stone by tired
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2023
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Reincarnated after his tragic death in Yong’an, Xie Lian lives his life in fear. When a familiar young man walks into his antique store, Xie Lian learns that nothing is truly scarier than the past.
“Gege, are you alright? You’ve been stressed all day.”
“Ah, San Lang,” Xie Lian sighs. “Yes. I am. I just, I don’t like mirrors or being around them.”
“I’ll try and sell them as soon as I can,” San Lang says, “I promise. They won’t be there long.”Xie Lian is slightly relieved he doesn’t ask for an explanation. “Thank you.” He smiles. San Lang takes his hand and squeezes it tightly, looking up at him. “San Lang,” Xie Lian starts, the question heavy on his tongue.
“Have you ever seen a ghost?”
(Or, gothic horror hualian where Xie Lian is haunted by two ghosts in the mirror, and the only thing stronger than fear is devotion.)
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06 Aug 2024
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I didn't mean to become the second male lead! by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Mar 2024
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Shen Qingqiu was only trying to help his protagonist disciple live up to his full potential as the Casanova he's meant to be in the future! Where did he go wrong?
The one where Shen Qingqiu thinks he's fixing plot points and helping stick to PIDW canon but he somehow amasses his own sizable fanclub and becomes a tragic figure while Luo Binghe (and his peak siblings) are being even stickier? When did he suddenly become eligible bachelor #1? Don't worry Binghe and System! Shen Qingqiu is sure that he's just a temporary place holder for the actual protagonist while he's gone!
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06 Aug 2024
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don't you (forget about me) by Red (zuwujun), zuwujun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
04 May 2025
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It's 1986 and for Xie Lian, a deaf college student, the world keeps getting bigger. For the first time in his life, he’s putting himself out there and experiencing things his overprotective parents would never imagine, including four consecutive dates with Hua Cheng, a 21 year old Harley enthusiast whose laid back personality and fluent sign language make him irresistible.
As overwhelming as his newfound independence is, Xie Lian is happier than he's ever been.
All of this changed on November 12th, 1986 — the day he disappears without a trace.
Xie Lian is kept bound in his captor’s basement — a man he cannot identify due to the mask he wears. When he manages to escape, he discovers he has been missing for nearly four years, and nothing in his life is the same. Worst of all, his captor remains a free man unless Xie Lian can find a way to identify him.
Though his entire world has turned upside down, one thing remains the same: Hua Cheng’s affection for him. Together, they work through the events of the past four years to help Xie Lian come to terms with his trauma and find a way to catch his captor. It becomes clear before long that until the man is caught, Xie Lian is far from safe…
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- Part 1 of 80s AU
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- English
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- 210,913
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- 29/29
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17 Jul 2024
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Heaven Official's Curse by icingburns
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
15 Jul 2025
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After miraculously surviving Xianle’s war with Yong’an, Hua Cheng ascends to the heavens as a martial god, and awaits the day he will reunite with the god to whom he has devoted his life, the crown prince who saved him when he was a child.
When that day finally comes, Xie Lian is in a state that Hua Cheng is wholly unprepared to find his once immortal and chaste beloved in. Acceptance comes easily, there is no world where Hua Cheng does not love Xie Lian exactly as he is. Understanding, however, is slow to follow, even as he becomes closer with Xie Lian than he ever dared to imagine possible.
Or; Hua Cheng is a martial god, Xie Lian is a flower demon. Naturally, they have a lot of sex. And also save the common people or something.
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16 Jul 2024
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Wish Received, Wish Granted! by SchaBao
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2025
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Luo Binghe aches so raw and violently in a way he hasn’t known since the Endless Abyss, since the scalding heat of tea on his scalp, or the sight of his mother’s tired and motionless form in her bed. Images of that other reality sear themselves into the forefront of his mind, plaguing him even when he shuts and scrubs at his eyes till they hurt. He feels the ghost of Shen Qingqiu’s gentle touch on his skin like a persistent burning sensation, flames of longing licking at the nape of his neck. He wants it. He hates it. He needs it.
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Luo Binghe (aka Bingge), because he’s the protagonist, gets his wish granted the moment he wakes on the cold floor of the woodshed, beaten black and blue, and fourteen again.
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- 18/20
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11 Jul 2024
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forgiveness is beyond our reach by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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"And what sort of story is Shizun's favorite?" Luo Binghe asks, not really caring about the answer. Luo Binghe's shizun is an air-headed man who hides his inanity behind his fan; surely, whatever it is that Shen Qingqiu deems to read in his free time, it must be something equally ridiculous and superficial. Probably romance, Luo Binghe thinks. Perhaps cultivation adventure stories where the hero always gets the girl and slays evil.
Shen Qingqiu flips his fan open to hide his face. "Revenge stories," he replies.
AU where Luo Binghe is raised by Tianlang-Jun. When Yue Qingyuan kills his father, Luo Binghe resolves to settle the score.
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- 232,861
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- 26/?
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05 Jul 2024
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like the stars miss the sun (in the morning skies) by viktuuriousred (zuwujun)
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
20 Oct 2018
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Twenty-year-old Yuuri Katsuki feels like a lost cause when his longtime boyfriend dumps him after a nearly deadly miscarriage leaves him to believe he is barren, effectively ruining him and his reputation. Omegas are not supposed to mate outside of wedlock, and he knows that no respectable alpha would court him after the shame he's brought upon himself.
He also knows that responding to an advertisement for a mail-order bride would be a brilliant solution to his problem. A midwestern tradesman like Victor Nikiforov would never suspect the darkness of Yuuri's past if he never explicitly revealed it, would he?
Eager to make a new start in the midwest, Yuuri is astonished to discover the hardships of the travelers heading west to Oregon and those that come into his own new married life. To survive the hardships, he must become stronger than he ever thought imaginable, push the limits of his very being, all for the man he loves and the future he wants to create for himself. But will it all pay off, or will his past catch up to him?
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- Part 1 of Frontier AU
- Language:
- English
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- 120,206
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- 12/12
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18 Jun 2024
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Playing Yourself by SingingInTheRaiin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
19 Jun 2024
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Luo Binghe only spared his evil shizun because Ning Yingying begged him to, and he always wanted to make his wives happy. But when an amnesiac "Shen Qingqiu" lands right in his lap, he sees the opportunity to get revenge without going back on his word. The most disgusting and humiliating thing that he could possibly do to the man who ruined his life: make Shen Qingqiu fall in love with him.
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- Part 1 of Playing Yourself
- Language:
- English
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- 56,987
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 1,809
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- 4,192
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26 May 2024
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it’ll cost an arm and a… nevermind by aucis
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2024
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[Mission Objective: Die for Luo Binghe]
Since Shen Yuan transmigrated, he has never received anything but this mission from the system.
With his limited life, he changes things... (for the better… right???)
Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into a fodder sacrificial childhood friend side character and somehow has to survive.
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- English
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- 155,568
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- 18/18
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- 480
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- 1,681
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- 418
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19 May 2024