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“You’re so close now,” Wifies laughs, “I can feel your breath.”
“Just please be quiet.”
Parrot makes sure him and Wifies are just friends. Until Wifies begins to throw up flowers and things become more complicated.
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Bookmarked by Caffinated_Mess
18 Apr 2025
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The royal family of Antarctic empire isn’t exactly close.
Emperor Philza is always occupied; Tommy hasn’t seen Techno in months, and even if Wilbur is here, their relationship can be described to be strained at best.
The royal family doesn’t need to be close, however, it only needs to be balanced, like the pillars holding the country above their heads – as long as they are strong and steady, the Empire will be too. It’s the principle that held Tommy’s back straight and his shoulders broad through the years of hardships and trials of errors; through yet another formal meeting where his father’s gaze would look past him and where his brother’s words would be filled with poison that makes the deepest parts of his soul ache.
At that time, Tommy couldn't know that his family would find a replacement for him in the face of a commoner boy named Ranboo.
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Tommy's family has replaced him. It's only fair that he gets to do the same.
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- Part 1 of The curse of being young
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Bookmarked by Caffinated_Mess
09 Dec 2024
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last read on ch.39
cradling it i have goldenduo again -
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Hels and Wels' tragic backstory. Part of my main AU but can be read separately. The title is from 'Diabolical' by Welsknight (tho if you're reading this you'd probably have figured that out)
It's upload schedule might not be as consistent as 'Part of the Show' but I'll try to update on alternate Saturdays.
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- Part 1 of Shadows of Betrayal
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Hermitcraft Season 8
xisumavoid: So, does anyone have any other bugs they’ve noticed in the world? I’ve fixed the sleep cycle one already, but I’d like to check in.
tommyinnit: well there's the bug of me being in here but i dont think thats what you mean, big man
grian: what the fuckaka: this is ooc but im having fun, kudos to m1tsuri who inspired this
upload schedule: randomSeries
- Part 3 of forest gods and their adopted nymphs
- Part 1 of trauma dumping: dsmp / hc
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Bookmarked by Caffinated_Mess
01 Nov 2024
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kids on hermitcraft what will they do
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When Scott read his task at the start of session seven, it seemed fairly straightforward. He was sure he could get it done without too much hassle.
You must ask other players what you can do for them in exchange for diamonds, they set the amount and the task.
Simple enough, right?
You succeed when you have made a total of 10 diamonds from AT LEAST 3 other players.
Again, simple. Easy. A few diamonds per deal, a quick trip around the server, and he’d have everything he needed before they even hit the break.
You must accept their first offer, and cannot convince them to give you more diamonds.
Simple.
Right...?But then a stray dirty joke leads Scott down a very different route with his task than expected. Even if it had been a slip of the tongue, Impulse’s first comment had counted as the other half of Scott's deal...and Scott was already holding the diamonds. Granted, Scott knew he didn’t have to say yes. He could march right over to the Secret Keeper and hit fail, ending his task before it even began. He could.
He wouldn’t.OR: Scott's task is worded slightly differently, and an unexpected (and satisfying) opportunity falls into his lap.
Bookmarked by Caffinated_Mess
07 Sep 2024
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Scott my beloved, getting with everyone he can
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Loren’s Flower Ranchers by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
03 Mar 2025
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A series where one can find all my Flower Rancher Fics!! None are connected, and the reasoning for order is length, from shortest fics to longest fics.
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Bookmarked by Caffinated_Mess
06 Jul 2024
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THIS CREATOR IS AMAZING AND I LOVE THEIR WRITING RH
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How Did We Get Here Again? by QueenTorrent
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
10 Apr 2024
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Scott: good morning
Pixilriffs: No.
Scott: ohJimmy: I think I just watched someone get beat up in the hallway
Jimmy: I’m not sure!!Scott: hello fellow mistakes!
Joel: i wasnt a mistake
Scott: you will be soon.A wonderful ESMP highschool au chatfic!! Because I’m unoriginal and cant focus in school.
Oh and did i mention everything is magical? Because it is. And its a modern w/magic au because i thirst for those things
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- Part 1 of ESMP Chatfic AU
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How to be friends with 11 other people by VictorL
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Dream SMP
05 May 2024
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Pixlriffs: Ah, I was right then.
Codfather: Oh! Guess me :D
Pixlriffs: Jimmy, nobody else uses the title of Codfather.
Codfather: :(
just an ESMP chatfic I made because me and my friends are hilarious
FINAL CHAPTER MAY 5TH, 2024
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- Part 1 of How To: A Series
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Ship in a Bottle by painted_fl0wers
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Pirates SMP
24 Mar 2024
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A shot rang out.
His ship lurched beneath his feet, tilting slightly in the water. Scott cursed loudly and struck the flint and steel together, lighting the fuse. He stuck his fingers in his ears.
The cannon fired. He jumped to his feet, praying it hit its mark.
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The boy from the rift by Finley_Cy
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Dec 2023
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When Tommy was seven he was a beloved member of the Hermitcraft server. Boatem Crew found him hiding out underneath their bases before they began building.
But when the moon got a little to big.They had to get out fast.
At the very beginning of season nine, there is a certain someone missing from the crowd.
The Hermits try to find Tommy through all known servers. What they don't know is there is an underground server growing, one that is slowly stealing members away from others servers to play. The server would grow and grow into an experiment of life and death, war and peace, a story of who could survive the longest.
But when a certain rift pops up, hey were thrown through a loop when they entered the empires server. Most of the hermits somehow appearing in this completely new world with some of their old friends.
Now back in Hermitcraft, it seems someone else has come back to haunt them once again.
Or: Remember all those Hermit! Tommy stories that used to come out. I made one, but added a little bit of flavor to spice it up. And added the Empires crew for fun. This is a fun one a promise.
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- Part 1 of Boy from the Rift
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Mother Goose's Child by Finley_Cy
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Jul 2024
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Mother Goose was a lie. It was a lie that was created by the Watcher's to keep the truth away from everyone. To make sure no one knew the truth about any of the fictional stories that were told to little children. The Watchers and Listeners had taken over all the stories, and Father Parrot, the real Mother Goose had sent his child off to his Uncle and Aunt for safe keeping.
However after a year of making the story book land safe again. Grian found that his sister was dead and Phil wasn't allowing him to Tommy back home.
Now he has to find a way to fix all the family issues that have erupted after four years.
Or: Grian is Mother Goose, and Tommy is his son. All the hermits, emperors and others are fictional story characters. Phil has basically kidnapped his son claiming he's keeping him safe. But now Grian has actually made the story book world safe from the Watchers things are getting more complicated. Especially when Tommy finds out and the Watcher's come back.
Bookmarked by Caffinated_Mess
19 Feb 2024
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my jaw- is on the floor and will never recover- I have no words but this book is so damned good I cannot wait until more comes
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Tommy expected a lot from his family, what he did not expect though was to see an all too familiar car sitting in the driveway.
Phil wasn't supposed to be home this soon, and there was smoke coming out of the chimney meaning Phil had set up a fire in the living rooms fire place. He only ever did that when-
“Tommy!”
Oh no, please no.
He was not expecting his brother, the one he hasn't talked to in six years, sitting on the porch smoking a cigarette, looking the same as he did all those years ago.
Bookmarked by Caffinated_Mess
19 Feb 2024
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Somebody save this Phil and hoard him,, We need him in our lives <3
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mer scott (+ fishfucker martyn) by scribblingdragon
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
24 Nov 2023
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the ocean calls
the ocean does not wish to be ignored
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fWhip was barely eighteen when he was sent away to oversee the small mining town, Grimlands. No one wanted to oversee the almost lawless mining colony housing petty criminals and mad inventors. Anyone who didn't fit Mythland and their belief in what fWhip would call fairytales. Like the cursed dragon's blood apparently flowing in his family's veins, threatening to come to the surface and bring forth destruction or something along those lines. A bunch of stories to scare children as far as fWhip was concerned.
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- Part 11 of Empires Stuff
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After Rivendell is conquered in a surprise attack, Scott is captured and sold into slavery. He winds up in Pixandria at the mercy of the Copper King. Pix is an honest, just, and upright man with only one real vice: sadism. Lucky for both of them, Scott finds that he doesn't really mind.
Also, there's so much conlanging. Like, this fic is half language porn and half just regular porn.
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While recovering from the trauma that was Third Life, Martyn reveals to Grian an intense fantasy he's had about Scar...
READ THE TAGS, DO NOT SKIP READING THE TAGS.
TW: SLIGHT SNUFF FICYou don't really have to read the first one to understand, you'd miss out on a lot of polyamory though.
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- Part 2 of Then There Were Three
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Trigger warnings and more tags in chapter summaries!
Anyways I’m trying my hand at Kinktober but I’m a coward so Anon mode!!
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Fall Into my Arms (I will Always Hold you) by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
31 Jan 2026
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Tango had spent most of his life fighting. Taken as a child, the arena is all he knows. That is until a canary Prince comes to his rescue.
Jimmy is the second Prince of his kingdom. Older siblings and heirs to the throne being twins Pearl and Grian. One day, the family go to watch a gladiator fight, except things seem inhumane and his attention is caught by the brutal Blazeborn in the arena.
Or!! Tango is a gladiator (against his will) and Jimmy is a prince that decides to whisk him away as his personal guard (rescue him from the hell hole he's stuck in).
This fic actually gets pretty dark in some parts. MIND THE TAGS. THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON.
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- Part 1 of Rose's Ranchers
Bookmarked by Caffinated_Mess
14 Jan 2024
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Rancher boys and Grian being a crypid shit. Last read on ch. 14
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Bookmarked by Caffinated_Mess
08 Dec 2023
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Check. 5
I doubt this will be updated but one can dream -
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Purpled dies for who knows long, all he knows he died after The Dawn Of 16th and nobody has noticed that he died so he cames back as a soul. Not leaving until someone finds his body
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Yeah i know this doesn't make sense shut up i made this because of my panic attacks..so sorry