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  1. Summary

    What would you do if… everything you knew was a game, a play, an opera of events perfectly branching and wrapping into one large, unfeeling performance of death and despair?

    From the very soil beneath the feet of the monsters and mages to the quiet thrumming of Dark Fountains worlds displaced. From the stars above to the prophecy whispered in the minds of Darkners.

    Everything is connected. A plan has been long made. The world inching closer to the finish line, the key pieces on the board must find their niche and place. Otherwise…

    Otherwise, the only ending is the one for all things good and the life for all things bad.

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    Kris is more determined than normal; but with every advantage a vessel gains, their opposition must gain one greater than that. A more outgoing and charismatic Kris can tackle some of their problems head on, but they very quickly find that they’re not the only one with agency they lacked before. And while they can finally reach for what they truly desire, sometimes that’s in contrast to what they think they want.

    With a soul that whispers prescient instructions, and friends that seem very worried about the Dark World they find themselves in, Kris can only hope that, in the end, they can make things work out in their favour.

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    15 Dec 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    I got bored and wanted to procrastinate doing actual writing, and dialogue is my favorite thing to write, so here are my takes on a bunch of Undertale characters' speech patterns and how to reflect them! Mostly for my own use, but I might as well share.

    These aren't strict rules or comprehensive. I'll add to this as I get more stuff.

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    27 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Papyrus remembers things that he should not.

    Things are getting stranger and stranger by the day. He is seeing things that nobody else seems to see. Hearing things that no one else can hear. Experiencing sensations that he cannot easily explain.
    There is something that people don't quite seem to notice.
    There is something that Papyrus can't quite seem to remember.
    And there is something not quite right with Papyrus.
    Whatever you do...

    Don't forget.

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    18 Aug 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    "Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of two strands is not easily broken."
    —Ecclesiastes 4:12

    Or: Miles Upshur travels to Mount Massive Asylum and finds an unlikely companion.

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    09 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Interesting concept

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    [Undertale] A few stories following a specific time kid's journey after helping her monster friends and family get out from under a mountain.

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    25 Jun 2020