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    When DJ Octavio needed spies on the surface after the first Great Zapfish Kidnapping, the Brine family was tapped. Having a family removed any surface suspicion, and Amy and Atla being identical twins mean they can pretend to have one kid and throw off the authorities. In Splatsville, Amy goes by 'Terry', a boy who plays harmonica for tips while also keeping the Salmonid-Octarian alliance alive and picking pockets. Then the 'Rich Inkopolis Tourist' Terry tries to rob turns out to be Captain Cuttlefish, AKA Octo Murderer, AKA Scourge of the Underground, and recruits Terry as Agent 3. Amy isn't too sure she can handle being a double agent, even if her parents are, and it's only a matter of time before all the carefully-crafted lies start crashing down.

    "I love how for this series theres everything in the splatoon 3 main game mashed with an insane spy plot surrounding instability within a major government and yet the main thing tying them all together for the story is this young doe eyed ansty kid who cannot escape the gender allegations." --RedEyedSheepSkull, the author of Barclay Street Flood, in a Discord conversation.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    On the morning of the 71st Hunger Games reaping, Johanna Mason knows the odds aren't in her favor. And when the worst happens - she's reaped and breaks down sobbing in front of the entire nation - it feels like a death sentence.

    Until she realizes that being overlooked might be the deadliest strategy of all - and the thing that can get her back home.

    See who Johanna Mason was before everything was taken from her.

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    04 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    As the war with Scanra begins to cool down, Kel struggles to deal with the trauma from the loss of Haven. Even as Kel finds her footing and New Hope begins to thrive, peace talks suddenly go awry, proving that the war is not yet over. And through it all, Kel and Dom begin to figure out just what they mean to one-another, and what peace may mean for them all.

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    22 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Thom and Alanna of Trebond spent their lives chafing against their fate. Thom, his father’s heir and only son, must go to the royal palace and become a knight. Alanna, forbidden from taking up arms because of her sex, is destined to become a noble lady in the convent of the Goddess. Never one to accept defeat, Alanna devises a daring plan: the twins will secretly switch places and take their future into their own hands.

    But the Gods have other plans. After casting their future in the fire, the twins’ teacher Maude declares that both children’s destinies lie at the palace, and that their paths are theirs to forge from there. Alanna, allowed to chase her dreams at last, is elated. Thom, ripped away from his, is less enthused.

    At the palace, the twins will make friends and enemies alike. They will learn skills and endure hardships and find strengths they never expected within themselves and each other. And with the arrival of the King’s handsome and charming nephew, the sorcerer Roger of Conté, they will discover that knighthood is not the only path available for young nobles at the palace.

    If only Alanna didn’t despise the man with everything in her.

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    21 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    08 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    The Capitol's lone social media channel- Vitara- is a hot-spot for gossip, theories, rumors and fan wars.

    Here are some of the most famous threads.

     

    Or: the Capitol definitely has state twitter and you bet your ass there are hard-core stans in it too.

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    31 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Complete brain-blanking gossip fluff. You need to know 0 characters and 0 context. Pure gossip relaxation with no guilt about it.