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    Lullaby, W.H. Auden

    Lay your sleeping head, my love,
    Human on my faithless arm;
    Time and fevers burn away
    Individual beauty from
    Thoughtful children, and the grave
    Proves the child ephemeral:
    But in my arms till break of day
    Let the living creature lie,
    Mortal, guilty, but to me
    The entirely beautiful.

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    “I know it’s shitty of me to be so skeptical about us being married, but. Everything is kind of how I thought my life would be. Except you,” Wei Ying said.

    Lan Zhan looked at him neutrally.

    “Do we...” Wei Ying looked around to see if anyone was nearby, then lowered his voice anyway and leaned in to whisper: “Do we have sex?”

    Lan Zhan let out a small huff of a laugh in response, as Wei Ying’s face flooded with color at the squirmy feeling even asking the question brought up in him.

    “Yes,” Lan Zhan replied, once he had gotten over his initial reaction. He maintained steady eye contact. “We do.”

    _____

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    Wei Ying is hit by a curse that temporarily takes away his last eight years of memories, including all of the years he's known his now-husband, Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan prepares himself for angst, but instead ends up having very sexy times with Wei Ying, who's having all of these horny feelings he's not used to.

    What's Lan Zhan supposed to do, not enjoy relieving Wei Ying of his virginity for a second time?

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Three cultivators wake up on the side of the road with no memory of who they are or how they got there.

    Under the assumption that they were companions before, they band together to figure out what happened, and who they were - in themselves, and to each other.

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    15 Aug 2025

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    "Their sect leader, Mu Qingfang thought, might be a monster."

    Mu Qingfang learns something about Shen Qingqiu and draws the wrong conclusions.

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    11 Aug 2025

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    Shen Jiu grumbled and flipped to the last page out of sheer boredom- only to squint at a nearly invisible line scrawled at the very bottom.

    Proceed with caution: 50% chance of total hair loss. Will never be recovered upon loss.

    He stared.

    "...What the fuck."

    Or! Months after escaping the Qiu Manor, Shen Jiu found a strange manual that promised to make him the strongest being in the world.

    A OPM x SVSSS fic that nobody asked for but I still wrote anyway.

    (No he didn't go bald)

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Lan Wangji lifts his head to press his lips to Xiao-Hei's forehead, the kiss an expression of all the affection he has to offer.

    “Prrt?” Xiao-Hei says, and stretches, and—

    The weight on Lan Wangji increases abruptly, and his hands aren't touching soft fur anymore, they're touching soft skin—bare skin—and he's looking down into Xiao-Hei's yellow, slitted eyes, though not into Xiao-Hei's little cat face, but the face of a man.

    A beautiful, startled, very naked man.

    Or: Lan Wangji finds himself with a stray cat he didn't want, then a stray cultivator he pretends not to want, and then a stray boyfriend he definitely wants.

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    24 Jul 2025