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The priest tells him – “Your soul still belongs to God.”
The princess tells him – “No, your soul belongs to me.”A fix it for these two lovers.
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01 Dec 2025
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Timely Disruption by ChemFreak for Skylanian_Writer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2025
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A mission goes sideways and now Harry is in dire need of help. Who might come to his aide?
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01 Nov 2025
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The Beauty, the Beast, and the Two Very Confused Witchers by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Oct 2025
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In which Aiden and Lambert are hired to rescue a maiden from a terrible beast, and end up...not quite doing that.
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- Part 12 of Fairy Tale Retellings
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01 Nov 2025
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The portrait of Cygnus Black I that hung in the Ministry reported that her firstborn had been sent to Azkaban without any trial.
It made Walburga furious. Not on His behalf, of course, but because of the utter disrespect shown to a scion of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. How dare they? If she let them get away with it, then next time those filthy blood traitors might think it was perfectly fine to treat that way a worthy member of the House of Black. After all, it had set a precedent. A bad precedent. It mustn’t be allowed.
Or,
Walburga Black saves Sirius from Azkaban, and it changes everything.
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27 Oct 2025
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Severus Snape was resting his cheek on the table at the faculty meeting. The hateful glare he sent the headmaster's way was only emphasized by the dark shadows under his eyes. "Albus," he said. "I don't care what the board is blackmailing you with. This is hell."
Dumbledore surveyed the roomful of teachers and found not a single person who disagreed.
"I'm sorry, everyone," was his solemn reply, "but the babies are a mandatory project."
(You know that old trope in American teen dramas where they give them the fake baby to raise for home-ec? Yeah.)
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- Part 3 of October, 2022
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- 6/?
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24 Oct 2025
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Moonshot by magnolia_9
Fandoms: The Walking Dead & Related Fandoms, The Walking Dead (TV)
30 Aug 2018
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The one where Carl keeps trying to get his harried, overworked dad to meet his baseball coach.
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15 Oct 2025
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Desperate to prove a point after Lady Whistledown's provocation, Queen Charlotte names a more unexpected Diamond. This shocks Kate and leaves Anthony determined.
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11 Oct 2025
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Open Your Dreams to My Love by KaedweniTome
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Nov 2024
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“A vision, then?” He says to the ghost. “Or maybe a dream? Please be a dream, I fucking hate visions.” Because just fuck visions, really, all metaphors and symbolism and interpretations that he can never figure out until after the fact. Give him something to stab instead any day.
Lambert finds himself in one of Milena's dreams and gives her some excellent timely advice, and she returns the favor.
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09 Sep 2025
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New-Made Gold To Give You by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Oct 2022
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After the conquest of Redania, teams of Witchers go out to bring the news of the new regime and the Wolflaw to every fief.
Alderman Gustaw is terrified when his new overlords arrive. He knows what lords are like. But Witchers, it seems, aren't anything like the lords he's met before.
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- Part 43 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
- Part 37 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
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- 1/1
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08 Sep 2025
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Lambert doesn't know why this omega came with the husband hunters, or why she isn't afraid of him, but he might as well enjoy it while it lasts. She's only going to be here a few weeks or a month, after all.
Milena thinks she may have found the rudest alpha in the world, up here in Kaer Morhen, which she should have expected based on the rumors in Tretogor. She could not have expected that she might like that.
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- Part 1 of With Longing Eyes - Series
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08 Sep 2025
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Three Bells, Each With a Separate Sound by inexplicifics for Heronfem
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jul 2021
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In a dank cave in the Blue Mountains, a stripling just barely past the cusp of manhood looks up at a cyclops looming over him and raises his arm in a futile effort to ward off the massive hand as it swings towards him.
On the banks of a river, hundreds of miles and precisely five decades later, to the day and the hour and the ticking second, a man raises his hand to deflect the arrow hissing towards him and knows he’s going to be too slow.
Both of them have the exact same thought as their deaths approach:
Lambert is never going to forgive me.
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- Part 1 of Three Bells
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07 Sep 2025
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When an infestation of mice wreaks havoc on her mandrakes, Pomona falls into despair. That is, until a certain cat starts leaving her gifts.
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02 Sep 2025
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Unseen, Unnoticed, Unbothered by Dino_Cattivo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Potter - Fandom
19 Sep 2025
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Survival at Hogwarts has always meant enduring hexes and humiliation, but Severus could handle it. At least until a single failing grade shatters his hopes of ever escaping to a better life. For the first time, he wonders… would life be easier if he wasn't Severus Snape? Lucky for him, he is a potion genius and relief is only a few experiments away.
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01 Sep 2025
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“I think they made a mistake when I was born. Everybody says I’m a girl but I feel like a boy. We should tell everyone I’m a prince, not a princess. Then they wouldn’t say the wrong things anymore.”
“Zuzu, honey, you mustn’t say things like that.” His mother grabs his shoulder firmly.
“Why not?”
She doesn’t answer for a long time, gazing at the pond before finally turning back to him, the tranquility on her face contrasting with the urgency of her grip.
“It could make people very angry.”
“Like how Father gets angry?”
“...Yes, your father would get very angry.”
“Oh. Okay.”
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(aka: a trans!Zuko AU where Zuko says "fuck chasing the Avatar" and becomes himself instead.)
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30 Aug 2025
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"Azula’s answering grin is bitter and horrible and broken as she leans in close to Aang’s face and says, ‘Listen Avatar, I can either join your group, or I’ll do something unspeakably horrible to your friends. Your choice.’”
OR: After Zhao’s failed siege, Zuko and Iroh are captured. A few weeks later, Ozai receives a ransom from the Northern Water Tribe signed in Zuko’s blood. Unfortunately for the Firelord, Zuko’s safety is all Azula cares about.
OR: Unfortunately for Sokka, that means the Gaang has not one, but two unstable, broken fire siblings to deal with. Y’know. Once they break Zuko out of prison. Because this is not a situation that calls for torture (probably. HE'S still on the fence about it, screw Aang and Katara and their stupid morals and how much he agrees with them)
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26 Aug 2025
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20 years old, unemployed, and at the worst point of his life (and that’s saying a lot), Harry gains unrestricted access to a massive unfinished time turner and decides to use it to travel to 1946, when Voldemort only had two horcruxes and had yet to learn the worst of the dark arts.
But what he finds isn’t the proud, charismatic Dark-Lord-To-Be, but a neurotic 19-year-old Tom Riddle living quietly in the tiny flat that his retail job barely pays for, isolated and addled by chronic illness.
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- Part 1 of Venom or Valor
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- 30/?
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19 Aug 2025
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In which everything is the same except Azula is the firstborn and she's eleven years old when she first meets her baby brother.
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25 Jul 2025
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A series of unconnected stories about someone in the HP universe snapping.
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22 Jul 2025
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He speaks in the night, after the fire has been tended and the children are asleep. Athelstan should be asleep as well, is indeed curled under his furs near the dying fire with eyes closed and even breathing, but Floki knows.
Floki always knows.
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15 Jul 2025
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That's My Love by ffuPn0meL
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
09 Aug 2025
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Albus Dumbledore has been living in between two worlds since he was eleven and got into an accident involving multiple wizard boys— or perhaps even earlier, when he was eight years old and his parents thought, for the first time, that something might be off with him— but he was never accepted in either. To the wizarding world it was like he never existed. His family was far to ashamed to say the word squib, let alone mention him to anyone else. To the muggles he was just another brilliant boy, one they didn't know could brew potions as well as anyone or recite transfiguration textbooks from memory. The only person without a care in the world is his busybody neighbor, Bathilda Bagshot. When her great-nephew shows up in Godric's Hollow, Albus feels known, feels understood, for the first time. Too bad the boy hates everything Albus is.
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Gellert Grindelwald hates muggles, but doesnt know Albus Dumbledore is a squib. Good thing Albus has always been good at withholding information.
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06 Jul 2025