IneffableDoll



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  1. Summary

    For as long as anyone can remember, secret agents have been feeding the ducks and holding clandestine meetings at St. James's Park.
    Naturally, secret agents gossip.

     

    And naturally, there is one particularly odd pair at the park about whom the secret agent gossip ring can't help but speculate. Their code names are Sunglasses and Tartan.

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  2. Summary

    My ever-growing collection of love confession fics for the ineffable duo. All asexual, stand-alone, and can be read in any order.

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  3. Summary

    Ficlets written for the Soft Omens Snuggle House Discord's Guess The Author rounds. The limit is 500 words each. Ficlets from ongoing rounds will be added after authors are revealed.

    If you're interested in learning more, check out this page!

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  4. Summary

    A series to collect my ficlet collections.

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  5. Summary

    Pure fluff human AU series in which Aziraphale and Crowley pick berries and fall in love. Asexual romance! Gender fuckery! Best read in order!

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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    “Crawly, you got me a gift?”

    It’s a thing the humans do; one of their many inventions. Giving things to each other, spontaneous small tokens or surprises, simply because they feel like it. It’s a rather charming custom, in Aziraphale’s opinion. Gifts.

    He’s thought, sometimes, that it must be nice to receive one. That it must feel lovely for somebody to know you enough to guess what you’d like, and care enough to want to give it to you.

    “No!” Crawly says sharply, hands coming up in front of him as if in defense against some attack or accusation. “Demons don’t give gifts. So, ngk. So it’s not a gift.”

    “Not a gift,” Aziraphale echoes, though he does wonder what it is.

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    20 Mar 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh, this was hopelessly adorable. I love seeing them invent their doublespeak, in that murky place before they actually figure out how to do it properly. XD

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    Aziraphale starts saying "I love you" at the end of phone calls with Crowley, after Crowley has hung up. Then one time Crowley doesn't actually hang up.

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    01 Apr 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    help i can't stop rereading this

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Crowley has fallen more times than can be counted, but always, without fail, he stands back up.

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    22 May 2022

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

    FUCKING MASTERPIECE

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Comic fanfiction - Anathema drags Crowley to watch Aziraphale fence in a tournament. Crowley, having only met Aziraphale briefly before, finds his opinion of the man improve dramatically in the short afternoon.

    (Previously called 'Love A Man Who Can Handle A Sword')

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    09 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    Crowley levered himself off the floor and just straight-up slithered over to Aziraphale. "It's not hard, angel. You just... loosen everything up."

    Aziraphale stared for a long moment. "My hips do not do that!" he finally squeaked. "I know my hips do not do that!"

    "The hips are standard-issue. You just have to learn to use them." He demonstrated by slithering back across the room and splaying himself on the couch in a vastly un-Aziraphale way.

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    11 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where Az is proficient with wards and doesn't understand that it's lowkey rude to make blood sigils on your friend's corporation without their knowledge. Also discussion of hips.