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    Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone!

    Back in March, during a discussion about the then-newly formed Exquisite Tomarrymort Corpse (coming soon! So exciting!), a few of us decided to play a game of Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.

    In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence -- with the caveat that their prompt couldn't use the same words as the prompt they were given. This continued through twenty-six (26!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.

    Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.

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    Disconnected harry potter fics with doctor who plots/creatures turned magical. Not crossovers, not really.
    No overarching plot, or any promise that they make sense.

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    Interpreting the prophecy to be about the power of true love, Voldemort dies to find it; when he returns a decade later, the Potters and Longbottoms are nowhere to be found.

    Understanding the prophecy to be about becoming a horcrux, thanks to Regulus and Severus, Harry and Neville are born and raised by a full family with eight people they all call parents, completely guarded, trained to share a life to protect the other by sharing a secret identity.

    Despite it all, love prevails, Tom and Harry find a way to be together.

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    Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.

    “Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.

    And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.

    Just once. Just a single nod.

    Why did he have to nod?

    “Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”

    “Of course.”

    Of course.

    “Was it better?”

    “Yes.”

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    Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

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    31 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Lex is actually so pissed off by Superman mainly because he has had a very unhealthy crush on the Man of Steel since his appearance, although simultaneously hating him for what he is. He is obsessed with exterminating Superman, not only to eradicate the threat to humanity, but to rid himself of the temptation he can't reconcile with himself.
    When Lex doesn't mind the risk of wiping out millions of lives as collateral damage during a research test, Superman can't help himself and seeks the confrontation with Lex. And then Superman offers Lex a deal he can't refuse. For twenty-four hours, Superman belongs to him alone. And he will do whatever Lex wants.
    Who could have guessed that twenty-four hours would be enough to change the world entirely.

    [This is the English translation of the original German version]

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    20 Nov 2025

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    Rumor has it that whenever any one of the seven or so gremlins that Steve has magnanimously decided to adopt sleep over at his ridiculously large and empty house, he’ll get up extra early in the morning and pack them all lunches in brown paper bags. He’ll make them breakfast, too, and drop them off at school with a ruffle of their hair, a slap on their shoulder, or a pep-talk, depending on the kid.
    Not that Eddie Munson, of all people, would know anything about it.

    It's October and Steve starts packing Eddie lunches for work. Eddie doesn't know what to do about it.

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    20 Nov 2024

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    Harry unintentionally opens a portal to a long forgotten test hidden in Hogwarts. Stuck in an enchanted world faced with the realisation that no one will be able to find him, he logically decides to set out and complete the trials that await. Only, the place is covered in extinct Magical Beasts and all the instructions are written in incomprehensible Ancient Runes.

    So, really, it’s a very good thing he managed to bring Draco Malfoy along to help.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Draco is very seriously entangled with someone he only refers to as Sir, or He in the privacy of his own mind. He's been entangled with Him - obsessively, impossibly - for years now, almost as long as he'd been out of prison. So what if he wasn't exactly happy? He was used to this life by now. He knew what to expect, and even if it wasn't always so great, at least he didn't have to think about Azkaban. He didn't need to be saved by some sloppy-haired git. He didn't need anything. Apparently, Potter didn't care.
    Why, why must he always ruin everything?

    *All non-con elements and Dom-Sub tones are not between Harry and Draco.
    *Rough references of abuse. Past and current non-con. Dark, dark, darkness. Then some light.

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    28 Sep 2025

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