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  1. Summary

    A (mostly) chronological series of stories centring around Dinah and C.B. being friends, and becoming more.

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  5. Summary

    A series of smutty interludes exploring the relationship between Electra and Greaseball as they go from passionate rivals to humbled losers, from a one night stand to lovers, and from lovers to...what?

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “What will it be?” Its inhuman mouth curled around the words. “Your freedom, or the old man’s?”

    Alfred felt like he might throw up. But he rose to his unsteady feet, and he sucked in a shaky breath.

    “I’ll stay,” he said. “My freedom for his.”

    “So be it.”

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    An ill-advised venture, a curse, and how the two ended up solving one another.

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    06 Jul 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Since arriving at Castle von Krolock, Alfred finds himself questioning a lot of what he thought he knew about himself. Professor Abronsius says that all vampires are evil and need to be killed, but now Alfred isn't sure.

    Starts just before Act 2, minor canon divergences but mostly follows the plot... until it doesn't. Rating may change in future chapters. (refer to tags)

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    01 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    “Well,” Alfred licked his lips. “I’m…searching for something. There’s a…a thicket of thorns, and then a castle that’s been abandoned. I follow the labyrinth of the corridors, and I try every door until…”

    “Until?” Abronsius prompted.

    “I get to his room,” Alfred’s voice went soft. “The roof’s broken, and snow’s gotten everywhere, and…he’s in the middle, in a coffin made of glass. I open it, and…”
     
    And I think about kissing him.
     
    “...and then I wake up.”

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    Alfred's been having strange dreams, and Abronsius's rival returns with a strange crate.

    It's probably just a coincidence.

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    27 Apr 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    What if things had gone differently in Tanz der Vampire? What if the hunters had never made it to the ball, mayhem replaced with misunderstandings and death with desire?

    What if, despite the rockiest of possible starts, a love began to bloom between a mortal and a vampire? What if there was a truly happy ending?

    This is a tale of snark, sex, and science, of complicated feelings and a really big cock. Enjoy!

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    23 Apr 2022

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    Because Kojiro is so nice during sex.

    He'll choke Kaoru on his dick but call him sweetheart. Will prop Kaoru's hips up on a pillow and hold his hands while he eats him out until he cries. He's just like that and it's getting harder and harder for Kaoru to pretend that they're just best friends who get each other off. Kaoru has loved Kojiro since he knew it was possible.

    pining kaoru just wants kojiro. kojiro thinks they're already dating.

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    06 Apr 2022