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141: A Space Oddity by Trashole
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games), Stellaris (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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The 141 is a joint military and research vessel of the utmost caliber within the Union federation. What they had not expected was for them to stumble across an elusive lone human, nor the shenanigans that would follow.
CoD in space/CoD meets Stellaris and my brainrot. (No knowledge of Stellaris is necessary to understand or enjoy this fic)
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31 Jan 2026
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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16 Jan 2026
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It was 8.30am, he hadn’t had a coffee yet and the sun falling in through the window blinded him in his left eye when he learned three things.
One: There were horrors beyond their imaginations out there. Precisely, in the hallway.
Two: They had been brought in as caregivers of sorts, meant to take responsibility for some weird, slimy tentacle monsters with shapeshifting and inhuman fighting abilities.
Three: This was not a joke and no, they were not allowed to back out, since they had signed a contract in which “animal handling” was listed under “expected duties”.As if this shit compared to a K9.
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Or: Horangi meets the horror of the deep. To his mortification, the horror seems to take an unsettling interest in him…
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12 Jan 2026
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“Does it ever bother you?" Blazer asked. "That the public doesn’t know? I mean, most of us keep our identities secret, but that’s a pretty big part of yourself to hide from everyone.”
Robert swirled her drink a little as though she might find the truth written at the bottom of the glass. It felt right to give the question some thought instead of defaulting to her usual jokes and quips.
“Nah,” she said eventually, and knew that she meant it. “I am Mecha Man, and Mecha Man is me. Or at least he was, before he got Fourth of July’ed in the background of a TikTok dancing video. What a shitty way to go.”
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The female!Robert AU where everything and nothing changes at the same time.
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- Part 2 of Dispatch AUs
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25 Dec 2025
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Also know as "The 5 Times Robert Showed his Team How Much of a Normie He Wasn’t and the 1 Time They were Reminded Brutally How Normie He Was".
Robert Robertson the Third doesn't have the same pain tolerance most humans do. The Z-Team isn't used to it.
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16 Dec 2025
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But then he sees it.
The unmistakable sight of something staring at him – eyes positioned just above the water level.
Ghost blinks. He blames it on a hallucination – sleep deprivation playing tricks on his taxed mind. He knows this and still he doesn’t move. The water ripples around the thing, disturbed by its presence at the surface. He scrubs a hand over his face, a last minute attempt in waking his sorry arse up. By the time his hand falls away, the eyes are gone.
He doesn't get a minute of sleep that night.
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Stationed at a remote base on the edge of the Norwegian Sea, Ghost assumes the worst he'll face is the bitter cold, isolation, and a shark or two. What he doesn't prepare for is something watching him from the docks, showing up again and again.
It's not human, but doesn't seem hostile and won't leave.
Ghost is starting to wonder if he even wants it to.
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23 Nov 2025
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When homesteader John MacTavish wakes up to find his livelihood wiped out, he’s told to seek out the Ghost. Not a phantom but a roving bounty hunter, keeping the valley clean of scum.
But Ghost has been chasing Shadows. And this quarry is known to bite. There’s a lot more out there in the empty plains than just men and horses. Sometimes there are monsters.Bookmarked by Number1dickrider
18 Nov 2025
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Ghost had near a hundred kills under his belt, at a time when most men never even met that many, and he'd slayed just as many monsters on jobs just like this one for Price. It was the last job of the year. It was supposed to be easy. Ghost was supposed to be well on his way back south before the snow started falling. There wasn't supposed to be a sex-starved demon involved. And Ghost certainly wasn't supposed to be bringing it back with him...
... with Ghost's half-demon bastard growing in its belly, if it was to be believed.
Ghost was going to make Price pay him double.
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17 Nov 2025
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16 Nov 2025
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“Do you require constant validation, MacTavish?” The Prince’s voice remained perfectly level, but there was an edge beneath it now, sharp as a fresh-stropped razor.
Johnny stiffened. “Your Highness?”
“You speak as though your observations merit acknowledgment.” The Prince tilted his head slightly and the gesture was distinctly predatory. “I am not here to provide you with conversation. I am not here to offer companionship to a lonely guard or to soothe your apparent need for recognition.”
Heat crept up Johnny’s neck. “I was just being cordial, Your Highness.”
“I have no need for cordial.” The Prince held his gaze, unblinking. “I require competence and silence. If you cannot provide both, I shall request your replacement and spare us all the inconvenience.”
Johnny’s jaw clenched hard enough to make his teeth ache. He wanted to argue, wanted to point out that common courtesy wasn’t too much to ask, that treating people like furniture spoke poorly of any man regardless of birth or station.
He swallowed his pride, forced it down into his belly where they sat like stones, and made himself say: “Understood, Your Highness. Competent and silent.”
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05 Nov 2025
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Gavin Reed is seriously over worked, and finding it hard to cope in these new integrated times. It's no secret he hasn't been the same for the last couple years. Angry, bitter, resentful and on the edge of a mental breakdown. He's struggling to cope as Connor takes it upon himself to knock his walls down and throw his comfortable belief system into question. How the hell is he supposed to do his job if he starts seeing these smashed up robots as people?
A chance encounter at Cyberlife leaves him with even more than he bargained for as he's forced to work with a new partner. Over time he slowly decides that maybe the RK900 isn't so bad. Anything more than that? Hell no. Not Gavin Reed. No way.
Meanwhile it seems an old adversary of Reed's has come back to haunt him. Or has he? That's what Perkins needs his help to find out as the FBI takes on an old serial case.
That doesn't mean Gavin isn't busy at the DPD. The revolution was no joke, allowing various sickos to crawl out of every corner. Gavin, Connor, Hank and Nines have their work cut out for them trying to keep on top of it all.
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05 Nov 2025
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The Stonekin Chronicles by Horny on Comms (RedSkyNight), RedSkyNight
Fandom Call of Duty (Video Games)
28 Oct 2025
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29 Oct 2025
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After a string of bad decisions leaves GV200 without a place to stay, he ends up crashing with the last person he’d ever want to live with: Special Agent Nines.
Cold, clinical, and somehow more robotic than any android he’s ever met, Nines seems to take a certain pleasure in making him feel small. But GV starts noticing the cracks in this polished exterior: the sleepless nights, the skipped meals, the relentless refusal to ask for help. He always thought Nines was untouchable. Above it all. But his pedestal is beginning to teeter—and it’s a long way down. (Reverse!AU)
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27 Oct 2025
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formerly titled More Than a Handful
The Stonekin were enslaved by humans more than seven thousand years ago. Simon is the last one still free to search for a way to break the bindings.
Then he meets Soap—a human with more courage than sense, who refuses to let Simon face the impossible alone.
A story about grief that spans centuries, love that transcends flesh and stone, and the choice to bind yourself to someone forever. Literally.
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- Part 1 of The Stonekin Chronicles
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19 Oct 2025
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ABSOLUTELY*KRAKEN*MYM'FINGHOG by fockenWIMDY, Monsterlice, toomanybats for Soapedghost
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
22 Dec 2025
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Of course there's always the muscle and the beautiful eyes and the every other tiny thing that has kept Ghost strung along in the last year and a half since Soap first walked up and demanded to be allowed to try for the 141. That's a part of it, Ghost knows. The drive, the determination to be the best without even taking into account his natural advantages when shifted into…whatever it is he becomes. Soap has always been cagey about that. But Ghost has always been attracted to competence, and this insolent, insubordinate little shit is also probably the single most competent soldier Ghost has ever had the good luck to work with.
And then there's the fact Soap is a hybrid. A damned powerful one at that.
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The predator in him can't deny the inherent thrill of having prey so close; the satisfaction of remaining undetected is a high he'll never get sick of. Though he's strictly human, Ghost is stealthier by far than any other Soap has met. It's probably why he's so pathetically infatuated with the man. He mentally shakes himself, returning to the mission at hand as he and Ghost both watch the men beneath them until they enter a door and are out of sight.
Then they move.
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11 Oct 2025
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Who could ask you be unbroken, or be brave again? by atlas_paint
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
23 Sep 2025
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Johnny can tell that he’s been abused. That’s not all too uncommon in Detroit, androids aren’t always treated with respect, like they’re sentient beings. But that thing was just sad to look at. He named it Simon, he supposed that was a nice little name. Johnny doesn’t intent to work it to the bone. This is more so a retirement, for Simon and himself.
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Or; AU in the DBH universe.
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23 Sep 2025
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There's nothing about Ghost to love.
More machine than man, he's a weapon for his country to use as they see fit. Stripped of his humanity, Ghost has come to accept his way of life, going through the motions because he has to.
That is, until Soap slowly breaks down Ghost's walls, and makes him realize that maybe there is still hope for him. That his augments don't define the man who suffers within. That he's worthy of love, just like everyone else.
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19 Sep 2025
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After a night of drinking in a Scottish tavern, James Riley takes a challenge for his daughter's hand in marriage. The catch is, he's never had a daughter. Where some see a problem, others see opportunity. James forces his eighteen year old son into a dress and tells him to murder the Scot for money. He never counted on his "daughter"'s eventual response.
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John MacTavish is a young clansman of twenty. He's never been interested in the lasses. It's not natural, and he knows it. Drunk and happy to shut up a mouthy Sassenach, he challenges the old timer for the hand of his daughter. He never expected to win. His ma will be so so happy. Fuck. What's he gonna do now?
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- Part 3 of Bottom Ghost Week 2025
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01 Sep 2025
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The blade pressed hard against skin, and Simon's breath came heavy. "What the fuck are you doing in my house?"
"Uh..."
"Answer me!" Simon's voice was loud, harsh. The voice of a soldier.____________
What if Simon Riley found one John MacTavish breaking into his house?
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18 Aug 2025
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it's christmas eve, you set the house on fire by Anonymous
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
08 Aug 2025
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He's…terrified, really. Because of the reason for this visit, the bags full of Christmas gifts for his nieces and nephews, every glittery card signed 'uncle John'—a persona, really, one of many, one he hasn't quite ever gotten a hold of, often away for too-long stretches of time. He's terrified because of the fact that there is a twelve year long, almost entirely radio silent stretch of time between John MacTavish, sixteen years old, running away to enlist, and Soap, his current self, when it comes to his relationship with his parents. Because of the fact that he's trying, now, as are his parents, to rebuild a relationship over that long, painful gap where so many things have gone unsaid between them.
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The Christmas season brings along some unexpected blues, as Johnny tries to reconcile with his parents after years of a stilted, rocky relationship. Ghost comes along for the ride.
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- Part 4 of spider's cod collection <3
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11 Aug 2025