OscarTheSlouch
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- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (7)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (7)
- Marvel 616 (3)
- Marvel (2)
- Iron Man (Movies) (2)
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Widows and Orphans by OscarTheSlouch
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
10 May 2026
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Somewhere in the multiverse, Pepper saves the world and pays the price. Tony lies in a coma, not expected to survive, and a grieving Steve Rogers is named as Morgan's legal guardian:
“Hey, Cap. You should probably have a seat for this one.” On the video, Tony took another sip of coffee. “You’re going to want to kill me. But sadly for you, if you’re watching this, things have gone wrong for my little family. Pepper and I are dead already. Vegetables. Whatever. You’ll have to hash out your feelings of impotent rage vis à vis me with your support group. Anyway, let me cut to the chase here: I’ve named you Morgan’s legal guardian. I’ll give you a second to pick your jaw up off the floor.”
Steve sank slowly to the bathroom tiles; Tony was right. He did need to sit down for this one.
“You over it? Good. Look, I should’ve asked you; Pepper thinks I did. And you know, I thought about it, but if I’d asked you, you might have said ‘no,’ and I couldn’t let you say ‘no,’ Cap. I just couldn’t. Pep and I don’t have a deep bench, okay? Our folks are dead, and when you’ve got no family, your options are limited. But you know that. And that is yet another reason I picked you.”
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The Prince and the Painter by OscarTheSlouch for Fluffypanda
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Jan 2026
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Steve Rogers, art student and part-time employee at Erskine's Antiques and Watch Repair, does a favor for a strange man in a green coat. In exchange, Steve is granted one wish. Thinking of his stack of unpaid bills, he wishes that he didn't have to worry so much about money. Instead of funds in his bank account, Steve finds billionaire Tony Stark at his door with a bouquet of roses.
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”What will it be, Steven Rogers?" asked the man in green. "True love? Absolute power? What is your heart’s desire?”
Right now, Steve's heart desired this commercial transaction to end. He wanted to sell the guy his paperweight and get him out of the shop. The man was obviously crazy, and Steve definitely hadn’t told him his name, so how did he know it?
“Don’t trouble yourself with the details,” the man said breezily, as if Steve had spoken aloud. “What about riches, Steven? Mortals always like riches. Do you desire riches?”
“Well, sure, I guess, but I’d settle for sixty plus tax.”
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Material Girl by OscarTheSlouch
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616
13 Oct 2024
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Tony Stark drinks magic potion at a Halloween party and temporarily turns into a woman. And puts on lipstick. And sings karaoke. And hits on Steve. In Tony's defense, he was drunk, he was horny, and it all seemed like a good idea at the time. Steve is horrified, particularly when Tony’s condition proves to be more than just temporary. Tony is horrified, too: turns out, being stuck in a body that doesn't feel like his own is much less fun than he thought it would be, and the implications are profound for Tony, for Steve, and for everyone else.
The government sees great potential in a chemical that can change someone’s appearance at will, and they’re eager to keep it for themselves. As Tony Stark’s bloodstream is the only available source, they’re eager to keep Tony for themselves, too…
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Name Recognition by OscarTheSlouch
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel 616
13 Sep 2017
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Tony, in the living room, was pouring a scotch even larger than the previous one. “You can’t be Steven Stark,” he snapped, “It’s ridiculous.”
“Why?” Tony refused to look at Steve, but he didn’t need to. Tony could practically hear Steve’s furrowed brow and the serious, concerned look in his eyes.
“Because,” he faltered momentarily, searching for a sane argument. He found one, sort of, “because it’s alliterative! I mean, who outside of Big Bird has two of the same initial?”
“Tony,” Steve placed a hand on the small of Tony’s back, “what’s wrong? Really?”
“I’m sorry, but famed Nazi-fighter Captain America cannot have the initials ‘S.S.’ That’s a branding problem if I’ve ever heard one. You’re gonna have to stay Steve Rogers,” Tony was babbling, he knew.
“Tony,” Steve interrupted, “I won’t do it if you don’t want me to. And you clearly don’t want me to.”
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Friendly Therapy [PODFIC] by OscarTheSlouch for lovelyrdj
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Jul 2017
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Set post-Captain America: Civil War. Tony is celebrating his birthday alone, and it's Steve's fault. And maybe his own fault (a little). He can't think of any good reason to stay sober. In the morning, he finds an uninvited (but not entirely unwelcome) birthday guest.
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Redistribution by asocialconstruct
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Apr 2021
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Some short pieces set in the 4F AU (institutional WW2 era prostitution).
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Bookmarked by OscarTheSlouch
03 May 2026
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this is what it feels like by Thahire for Cap Iron Man Community, ishipallthings
Fandoms: Marvel Ultimates, Marvel
11 Jan 2023
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Against his better judgment, Steve accepts Jan’s dare to kiss Tony under the mistletoe. It has unexpected consequences for everyone involved.
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"Hmm," Stark replied, eying him speculatively. "Is the mighty Captain America perhaps feeling—a tad shy?"
"Fuck you, Stark," Steve said, and then flipped them over until Stark was on his back on the couch, hovering over him.
Stark smirked like that was exactly where he wanted to be. "Whatever will you do to me now that you have me at your mercy?"
Steve swallowed. He felt very much like he was the one at Stark’s mercy. It wasn’t—the worst feeling. He stroked a thumb over Stark’s mouth, mulling over Stark’s question. What was it he wanted?
Well.
"Want to suck your dick," he admitted, and then set his jaw. He was sure his cheeks were bright red.
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07 Apr 2026
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Chamber of Reflection by Thahire for meidui
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Ultimates (Marvel Comics), Marvel (Comics)
04 Jul 2023
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A few years after retiring, Steve and Tony get a surprise visit from another Steve. Steve Rogers from Earth 1610 is lost, grappling with the new century he’s been unceremoniously dropped in, with confusing feelings for his new teammate, with himself.
Steve and Tony decide to get involved.
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Bookmarked by OscarTheSlouch
30 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Poor Ults Steve. He's gonna go home and cry on Bucky and Gail's porch again.
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The Edinburgh Problem [PODFIC] by Lockedinjohnlock (Podfixx) for snorklepie
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 Oct 2016
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“A nice holiday, just a bit more...murdery. ” John said drily.
“Yes! The best kind of holiday!” Sherlock beamed. “So we won’t get bored!”
After he separates from Mary, John returns to Baker Street. Following a request for help from Sherlock's cousin Violet, the detective and his blogger take a trip to Edinburgh. John discovers more about the Holmes family and Sherlock than he bargained for, but tries not to run screaming.
Bookmarked by OscarTheSlouch
19 Mar 2026