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Isaac Night did not try to take the life of his own best friend for the sole purpose of saving his sister. No, he chose to take the life of Gomez Addams in a desperate attempt to keep a secret.
This is the story of how and why.
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04 Dec 2025
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Billy Hargrove hit Mike just a little bit harder, Max woke up just a little bit later and Mike Wheeler had always had shitty luck. He gets drugged, hauled to Russia and jabbed with so many needles that he doesn’t know where he began and the needles ended.
But it’s not so bad (He’s lying, it fucking sucks) at least he has the boy in the bed next to his, and relatively regular mealtimes and- Yeah, he's having trouble coming up with anything positive.
He just wants to go home, but the doctor and this strange new thing in his chest aren’t going to let him. That’s fine, he’ll just have to get himself out.
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TLDR: Mike Wheeler gets taken to Russia, gets powers and has to figure out how to get himself the hell out of there without killing himself or getting killed first.
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30 Nov 2025
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Mike Wheeler is in love with Will Byers. Will was murdered before Mike was born. That doesn't stop them loving each other.
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26 Nov 2025
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Isaac wasn’t the only thing Gomez Addams hated in Nevermore. Isaac also wasn’t the only thing Gomez loved. Isaac wasn’t a “thing” even, he was his best friend, young and talented davinci, coy enough to cause trouble, smart enough to never get caught.
Isaac wasn’t like other boys. Isaac was… something else. Not only his lanky frame stood out from the crowd of purple-striped students, his curly head held one of the most impressive minds Nevermore has ever seen. Only one thing was bad about Isaac, and Gomez hated it with his whole heart: he was dying. Imminently, without compromises, his heart was failing to sustain his elegant body and pump the blood all the way towards his thin fingertips. His heart was failing more and more, but at one thing it never failed him — and Isaac hated it.
Cross-posted on Wattpad
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03 Oct 2025
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A want is not a need by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Addams Family - All Media Types, The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
08 Sep 2025
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Isaac stood frozen, face flushed with more than just frustration. The warmth from Gomez’s hands still lingered on his shoulders, in his hair, across his cheek where the blood had smeared. He could feel it drying now, tacky and red, but couldn’t bring himself to wipe it away. His heart ticked violently behind his ribs, a mechanical rhythm that had no business faltering like it was now.
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30 Sep 2025
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When Caydon joins Nevermore he's expecting a weird year but nothing would have prepared him for falling in love with a dead man. Wednesday seems to draw danger to herself like a magnet and Caydon keeps ending up in the wrong place at the wrong time. If he doesn't learn what his so called "psychic" abilities are he might not survive the school year.
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21 Sep 2025
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If You Go Fast It Sure Won't Last by PipPirripsolosyourfav
Fandoms: Family Guy (Cartoon)
21 Feb 2024
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Peter Griffin was no stranger to screwing around with men. He wasn't nearly as prolific as he was in his younger years but he'd be lying if he said he didn't still get around when he was bored- which was a lot of the time. From three-out-of-ten working class joes in unhappy marriages to high-end escorts he bought out with the family vacation fund- out of all the countless guys he'd taken a liking to on a plastered evening, none of them were ever as cheap and abrasive as Quagmire. None as perfect or unattainable either.
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A reimagining of Peter and the guys' first night in Atlantic City from the Jersey Bore ep, in which they don't get drunk enough to blackout and instead: a bigger trainwreck goes down. Enjoy :33
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02 Feb 2025
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What happens when an obsessive William Afton fan gets to actually meet the man? A lot of chaos and tomfoolery. Maybe even the beginning of an unlikely alliance.
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13 Oct 2024
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Дві пляшки віскі by D_Arquen
Fandoms: Університет Чупарського | Chuparsky University (Cartoon), Університет Чупарського
27 Jun 2024
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Остап дуже довго хотів зустрітись із нею, сходити на побачення, навіть, відчути її тіло. Та всі плани та надії знову руйнує один рудий гад. Тільки цього разу, дещо відмінним від своїх звичних вибриків способом.
Або!
Ості так хотів сподобатись Юлі, шо сподобався Ромі.Bookmarked by ProfessorReason
29 Sep 2024
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Harry had thought, perhaps foolishly, that the end of the war would mean the end of Voldemort.
He had been so very, very wrong.
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14 Aug 2024
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The Mergerization and Acquisition of Patrick Bateman by venusjailer
Fandoms: American Psycho - All Media Types
05 Jan 2025
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Patrick Bateman's closet doesn't contain any dead bodies in this tale*, but there is something in it that scares him so much more...
*This is slightly AU; it's still set in Manhattan and the characters are all the same, but Patrick hasn't killed anyone, his dad is still alive, he has a whole ton of childhood trauma, and is incredibly mentally ill and in therapy at the beginning of this.
I've also updated it to modern day times; there is no specific year but it's intended to be sometime in the mid-to-late 2010s. Also, Paul knows who he is from the start and doesn't mistake him for Marcus Halberstram.
Oh yeah, and the biggest change is that he's joined Paul in that whole Yale thing. He just doesn't know it yet...
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01 Feb 2024
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A small interest blossoms into something odd. Hughie doesn’t know what the hells going on anymore.
I wrote this is because I don’t think there’s enough Hughie/Homelander fics out there.
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03 Jan 2024
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The year is 1921. The NYPD has their hands full with the enforcement of the 18th Amendment. Crime hides in every basement and every alleyway, right under their noses. And among the drunks and dissenters, a serial killer nicknamed "the Prophet" taunts them by hiding in plain sight.
David is a fresh-faced cop, too busy looking for his missing best friend and old partner to look out for himself. His newly assigned partner, Gwen, is just trying to keep him alive. They both know one clue could lead them into a tangled web of murder, ripe for David to prove himself and solve the mystery of Jasper's disappearance - or it could lead him to the spider at the center, poised to make David's first big case become his last.
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21 Dec 2023
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Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.
Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.
Naturally, things escalate. A lot.
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06 Dec 2023
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He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.
Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.
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17 Nov 2023
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28 Aug 2023
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Upon coming back to life in the Forbidden Forest, Harry obliviates Voldemort. And when magical fires begin burning down the wizarding world, Harry and the Dark Lord come together to take down the arsonist. Without his memories, Voldemort struggles to understand his growing devotion to the boy whose life he devastated.
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28 Aug 2023
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It's not until the cupboard door swings open that Harry realizes he's not in his four-poster bed at Grimmauld sleeping off a hangover next to a naked and gratuitously busty Pansy Parkinson.
He's back in his cupboard with an incredibly irate Aunt Petunia staring down at him swinging a frying pan at his head.
He ducks, on instinct, and pulls the covers back over his head.
His hands are—he can't remember the last time they were that small.
What the fuck is going on?
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It’s 12 years after the war has ended that Death sends Harry back in time to fix the timeline and save his soulmate.
Except there's one catch.
Harry has to start over again from his first year.
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[Chapters 45-48 new as of the latest update]
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27 Aug 2023
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"Okay," Harry says gravely, "kid. So. You might not believe me, but." He swallows. "You've been….de-aged."
"De-aged?" Tom asks, perplexed.
"I think so," he goes on rapidly, "I mean, you were, like…" He screws his face up. "Sixty-eight years old, just an hour ago. But now you're seven."
"Sixty-eight?" Tom gasps, and he opens his mouth to scream.
June 24th, 1995. The night that Lord Voldemort regains his human form, and he and Harry Potter fight to the death, when their wands collide, shared by a beam of gold light.And then, Lord Voldemort's volatile, recently-regenerated human form morphs into something else entirely. Into his seven-year-old de-aged self. Now he's young Tom Riddle, fresh out of Wool's Orphanage. The Golden Trio and the Weasleys will learn something new about themselves - and Tom will, too. Can young Tom escape the shadow of his older self? Or will he succumb under it?
Featuring: fluff, lots of fluff, Tom Riddle being Tom Riddle even at age seven, and Harry Potter being an idiot, per usual. Updates every week/two weeks! <3
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09 Jul 2023
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Paul knows that the most painless solution to a problem of tedium is always a mindless algorithm, the kind of muscle memory you don’t have to think about. It is this idea that he clings to for the umpteenth time as he waits for a certain Patrick Bateman on the evening of Sunday, December 20th, 1987 in the deserted Texarkana restaurant.
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02 Jul 2023