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    At first he couldn’t discern exactly what woke him up. Instinctively, he assumed it had something to do with the cradle at the end of the bed, and the fussy little lady who decided she’d much rather be nocturnal at the most inopportune of moments. But no, the room was silent. No cries of a disgruntled baby to be heard.

    Vash’s eyes popped open.

    The room was 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 silent.

    - - -

    Wolfwood's a good dad, and Vash is still trying to believe that he is, too. Luckily, they have the rest of their lives to figure it out.

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    Wolfwood’s nothing more than a troublesome kid from Hopeland when he first meets Vash the Stampede.

    Years later, he comes to the very unfortunate revelation he never quite got over his childhood crush.

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    Wolfwood braced against the counter, panting and sweating, gripping the wood for dear life. He leaned back, hazy eyes finding Vash’s as his pupils blew wide.

    Oh.

    Oh that’s probably not good.

    - - -

    When it rains, it pours. In Vash’s defense, he really had no idea his pollen could act as an aphrodisiac. Let alone one of this intensity.

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    “Oh nooooo,” Wolfwood drawled as the deputy moved from the wall, “don’t get the big, hulking, buff guy on me!” He dramatically leaned back in his chair, head hanging over it. “That’s exactly the 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦 of what a sod like me would want!”

    Deputy Josephson briefly halted next to Wolfwood, hands twitching for just a second. Wolfwood couldn’t help barking out a laugh at the mere sight. Too easy.

    “You ever handled a man of my caliber before?” Wolfwood batted his eyes. “Not to worry, I’ve had my run around the block. I’ll be gentle.”

    . . .

    Wolfwood would just like to have Vash to himself for one night. He does not get that. So he decides to make it everyone else's problem.

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    Vash’s eyes were drawn down to Wolfwood pants when he reached to tug at them, grumbling as he stiff-legged over to where he’d left some book on the table—oh wow. Oh, that left—there was nothing to the imagination. Oh God. That was—he was—it was very, um. Big. Wow.

    . . .

    Wolfwood's asked to ordain a wedding for a quick buck, and the new suit he's got for the event is a bit too tight. Vash is very normal about this.

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    How it’s supposed to go is this: the almighty Angel cannot forgive humanity for their sins.

    How it went, instead, was this: Millions Knives held a broken Vash in his arms at the entrance of a ship named Home. There he snarled, with all the might of Hell, that if humanity wanted to prove themselves worthy of all this agony his brother put himself through, then now was the chance to do it. 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

    . . .

    In all timelines, perhaps it was set in stone that Vash the Stampede would meet a man named Nicholas D. Wolfwood. Seemed it was also required to be a very long, very complicated endeavor for both of them.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
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    Vash almost dies, accidentally flirts with his best friend, has a crisis, almost dies some more, fucks his best friend on purpose, and nearly gets everything he wants. Not necessarily in that order.

    Or, in other words: a complicated innuendo involving Chekov’s gun.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    83
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    3,524
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    Melanie tries to pick up the pieces after her boys finally came home. Somehow, the fact Nico found a boyfriend like Vash was the most surprising part in all of this.

    They...𝘢𝘳𝘦 dating, right?

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    Hiccup knew what he saw that night, and what he saw was a snow-white Night Fury with someone riding on her back. Being Hiccup, he wasn't about to let the biggest discovery in the history of Berk get away without putting up a fight.

    The good news was that the pair appeared just as interested in Hiccup and Toothless. The bad news was that they seemed dead-set on making their presence as difficult and secretive as possible.

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    4/?
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    One year after the world 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 end, Vash and Wolfwood get married in five minutes flat. It's the best day of Wolfwood's life. This doesn't stop him from freaking out about it.

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    “You want me to apologize?” Vash ventured, then nodded to himself. “You’re right, I’ve apologized to everyone but you, huh? And you were the one who went to get the Plant back. Thank you, for that. And I’m s—”

    “I thought you were fucking dead.”

    .

    They get in a fight, Vash runs off, and then maybe sorta fakes his death on accident. Somehow, he's surprised when Wolfwood acts like the world fell apart.

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    123
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    24
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    "𝘞𝘰𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥?" Meryl exclaimed.

    There were many things he could say. Perhaps a greeting, like a normal person. Perhaps he could shrink away and look guilty considering the last time they spoke and he ran off. Perhaps he could ask what the hell she’s doing out here.

    Instead, he says: “How the fuck do you hit me 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦?"

    . . .

    On Wolfwood, between the events of the s1 finale and ep5 of s2, and being grossly in love with Vash the Stampede. The i̶n̶s̶u̶r̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ journalism girls are there too.

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    2/2
    Comments:
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    29
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    Wolfwood’s hand didn’t shake, because such an action had been trained out of him years ago. He lifted the gun and cocked it, waited (hoped, maybe) for Vash to wake up from the noise.

    He didn’t.

    Wolfwood felt the cool metal burn his hand as he raised the revolver. He stared impassively the barrel pointed at the back of Vash’s head.

    .

    Wolfwood falls in love with a ticking time bomb again, and again, and again. Sometimes he thought he loved him too much. Sometimes he thought it wasn’t enough.

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    131
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    21
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    That was a face he’d seen directed all across humanity and ached every time—that was love. Such raw, unbridled, drunkenly sick love.

    𝘖𝘩, Vash thought, followed shortly by, 𝘰𝘩 𝘯𝘰.

    - - -

    It was funny, really. In all one-hundred-fifty years, no one had ever fallen in love with Vash before.

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    280
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    66
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    2,155
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    And there in that crummy bathroom in the middle of nowhere after absolutely nothing spectacular at all, Vash thought: I’ve never been in love in my entire life.

    Or,

    Vash the Stampede was doomed to love the things he couldn't keep. He still wasn't prepared for Wolfwood.

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    74
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    17
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    The very important thing to remember here is that Nicholas Piberius Wilde is not, and had never been, an idiot. 

    Unfortunately, there's a certain rabbit that kind of makes him act like one.

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    Comments:
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    402
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    103
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    4,185
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    “Since when the hell did you have a 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬?” Wolfwood demands, feeling a bit crazy as Vash ducks his head and tries to hide his face by turning it to stare at the wall. “Is that seriously what that is? Are you 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥?”

    “This is from earlier!” Vash swore back, face as red as his coat, neck bent and nearly nose-to-nose. “Give me a break, I’m not used to this!”

    “𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯?”

     .

    Wolfwood learns some things about himself. And then some things about Vash. They learn together - one could almost call it romantic.

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    417
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    Pixal woke up.

    There was no gasp, no sudden lurching to life. It was as simple as her eyes blinking open. The reason for this was simple: she was a nindroid, and nindroids did not gasp for air they did not need. And, secondly, if she could, it would currently be physically impossible to do so.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    37
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    59
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    21
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    1,683
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    Bart sure has an awful lot to say about his friend Jaime. In fact, he seems to be around him pretty frequently for a guy who supposedly likes running around instead of sitting in El Paso all day. Kind of odd. Maybe someone should look into that.

    In which Bart and Jaime are some big dumb kids with some big dumb crushes, and the Flash family, like most families, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 being insufferable about it.

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    English
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    9,820
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,722
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    Your name is Jay Walker, and you are missing something. That's just about the only thing you know for certain.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    10
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