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“Yes, I’m in love with you,” Lex says, like he’s explaining that the Earth is round; like this is some baseline, inalienable fact that’s not irretrievably reorganizing Clark’s existence. “I’ve never seen any reason for that to be an impediment to our friendship.”
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05 Nov 2025
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Professor Lawrence has enough to deal with, between handling conference business and setting up voting panels for the organisation's new president. He doesn't need any scandals, and he doesn't need a new, unknown senior member cropping up out of nowhere. Nevertheless, this is what he gets.
(A History professors AU.)
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- Part 1 of Metamorphoses
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01 May 2025
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Old Friends, New Friends by AndeliaMaddock
Fandoms: Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout (Video Games)
25 Jun 2017
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He unhooked his one leg from the stool and turned back towards the rest of the bar. "Oh, you've got to be kidding me."
"About what?" Ignacio glanced over one shoulder and appeared to search the bar, but went right on past the culprit Arcade mentioned, as though he didn't notice the nosy NCR sitting with his back to them both in that stupid red hat that might as well have screamed 'Here I am!' for how discreet it was.
"Boone." He stepped past his date with quick steps. "What brings you here."
Boone lifted a brown bottle to his lips and tilted his head back just an inch. Beer held loosely between three fingers, he lowered it and arched a brow in Arcade's direction. "Beer." Once more, he lifted the beer, although this time as though to show off what everyone could already see, like a very uninspired salesman.
((Note, non-con is checked, but only because of non-con roleplay in chapter 5. If you want to avoid that, or you want to especially read that, that's where it is. Everything within the entire story is 100% consensual, including that.))
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- Part 1 of Three Men Walk Into a Bar
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19 Jun 2024
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every fucking thing and just a little more by DeanBean
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Oct 2022
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“Holy shit. You can’t-” she taps at something on the screen, her finger pressing into the touchscreen to bring up a small box of more detailed text in print too small for Izzy to make out. “Holy shit. You can’t feel your pussy at all, can you?”A fan whirs behind Izzy’s ears as her blood rushes to her cheeks. “That's none of your fucking business.”
“Woulda been my business if we were fucking right now like you thought we would be.” Jack exhales another plume of smoke before knocking a column of ash off into an old porcelain plate with char marks dotted along the inside on the edge of the worktable.
Or, Cyborg Izzy meets a mechanic who knows just how to bring her body back into tune.
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25 Oct 2022
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line my eyes and call me pretty by second_hand_heaven
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Jul 2022
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" “Stede Bonnet,” Ed says, “there’s someone I’d like you to meet.”
“Isabelle,” comes her raspy reply. “You can call me Isabelle.”
Stede's smile widens even further. “A beautiful name for a beautiful woman. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Isabelle,” Stede says, taking her hand so softly in his own before bringing it to his lips. It’s tender, barely a whisper of a kiss, but when Stede’s eyes flick up to catch her own, there’s a knowing fire burning there that is the furthest thing from gentlemanly. "
In which the best fuckery of all is a good old-fashioned gender fuckery.
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09 Jul 2022
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”You’ve always just had it all handed to you, haven’t you?” Izzy says. ”A captaincy you didn’t have to work for at all. Edward. Two kids.”
It sounds like an accusation. It sounds like a dream.
Stede Bonnet, who’s not exactly Dad of the Year material, brings his daughter onboard the Revenge for the summer. Izzy Hands turns out to be not just a competent first mate but an excellent father figure as well.
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- Part 1 of The Steddyhands Trilogy
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09 Jul 2022
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Prompt (summary): Stede begs Ed and Izzy play "pirates" with him in the bedroom. He wants to be kidnapped and fucked by these two, dangerous, rugged men. He wants to be threatened and hit and pulled and yanked. Ed doesn’t want to hurt Stede, but Izzy helps him find the right headspace to give him what he wants.
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Stede shrugs and looks a little bashful. “I was just… thinking. About how it would feel. To be captured by such strong, dangerous pirates. Tied up. Ravaged. How exhilarating that would be.”
Ed lifts his head and looks at Stede, a bemused smile on his face. “Stede, mate… what are you talking about?”
“I just think you both are so sexy! When you’re carrying out a raid and are all – you know. You about it. Blackbeard! The formidable Izzy Hands! It makes me weak, okay?”
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17 Jun 2022
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Stede gets kidnapped, Izzy comes to the rescue. Killing people in creative ways is a turn on.
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13 Jun 2022
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“Well, Gentlemen,” Bonnet said, clapping his hands together, “our mission is to make Izzy Hands soft!”
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After a certain... incident... with a crew member, Izzy is sent for ‘reconditioning’. Izzy expects to walk away beaten and bloodied, but instead Stede and Edward force him to enjoy the finer things in life. Along the way, Izzy begins to enjoy other fine things: namely, Stede and Edward's affections. But they can't possibly like Izzy back. Right?(AU where Stede and Edward are happy co-captains on the Revenge and nothing bad ever happened. Finished!)
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- Part 1 of Soft Steddyhands
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02 Jun 2022
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Usually, Stede and Izzy’s intimate encounters have taken a certain shape. Ed is always there, of course. Izzy has always remained somewhat clothed to take what he is given or relish what he is denied. He’ll take off his leathers, even as much as his trousers—
That is all to say, today is the first time Stede has seen the man remove his shirt.
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24 May 2022
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let the sea carry me home (may that always be with you) by DizzySpellz101
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 May 2022
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Israel “Izzy” Hands hated Stede Bonnet for a multitude of reasons, not just because of how he brought Blackbeard to his knees.
Stede reminded him of another man. A kind, fashionable, tall man. A man with a smile like the sun.
Sam “Black Sam” Bellamy had been Izzy’s first taste of love.
His first taste of heartbreak.
And now the cunt was dead.
One fucking storm and Sam was gone forever.Or: the one where Izzy once loved a man who made him soft, lost him, really lost him, and now Ed and Stede want to pick up the pieces.
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12 May 2022
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Ed helps his bedmates find a way to get along.
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27 Apr 2022
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stede's super fun sleepover adventure (ft. a mildly traumatised izzy hands) by natilieal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Apr 2022
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‘Just so I understand,’ Izzy says, voice steely in a way that would have most men quaking with fear, but only earns him an indulgent smile from Stede, ‘you’re going to enforce mandatory bonding time for me with the rest of the crew so that I can… learn to get along with them?’
Or, Stede organises a sleepover to try and get to know Izzy better. Somewhere in between wearing Stede's clothes and getting his nails painted, Izzy loses his mind.
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25 Apr 2022
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darling, you're wild-eyed, empty, and tongue tied by Hymn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Apr 2022
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Three days later Ed is splashing about in the bath that Stede had drawn for him, letting Stede braid his hair into a fancy crown when he mumbles, “Say. This might sound crazy, properly daft in fact, but- did you ask Izzy to let you watch us?”
“Er,” Stede says.
“Because I- I don’t know about that, mate. The things we do down below…don’t know as I want you to see them. Probably best left down there, yeah?”
Very gently, Stede pins Ed’s hair into place and then presses his fingertips in a fan along his scruffy cheeks, tipping his head back enough that Stede can kiss his forehead. “I disagree,” he murmurs. “In fact, I think it’s time to erase this separation, hm? No more above and below, in here or out there. I accept every part of you, Edward Teach, and that includes Blackbeard!”
“Hm,” is all Ed responds with.
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- Part 9 of Hymn's Fic: Our Flag Means Death Collection
- Part 1 of how stede got izzy to call him daddy: an epic
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24 Apr 2022
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“Are you going to,” said Izzy, gesturing between the two of them. “Er, sit up straight, and have a fucking conversation with me.”
Bonnet started to sit up straight, but Edward slid his hand up from where it was around Bonnet’s waist, and held his shoulder in place, keeping him where he was leaning his head against Edward’s shoulder. Bonnet half-struggled for a moment, and then relaxed.
Izzy scowled.
Kink meme prompt: It's bad enough Stede and Ed are fucking, but at least that's something Izzy can understand. What he can't understand are the times Ed and Stede just hold each other. It's embarrassing! Until one day Izzy's hurt or sick, and Ed and Stede decide he should be sandwiched between them. Then, Izzy decides cuddling isn't so bad.
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20 Apr 2022
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"There you go, now you'll have a bed, hm?"
"Don't need it. Sleep on the deck every night," Izzy says, fighting Bonnets attempts to tuck him in. Surely someone as pampered as Bonnet wouldn't simply give up a cushy bed like this forever, much less to the likes of Izzy Hands. It's not done.
Bonnet finally manages to wrestle him under the covers and places a cool cloth over his forehead. Bonnet gives him a stupid little forehead kiss and tells him goodnight, and leaves a cup of water on the nightstand. Izzy must admit it's not the most awful thing in the world.
(Or, Izzy figures out how to be a part of the crew, bit by bit.)
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17 Apr 2022
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Stede comes back.
Ed does too. It just takes a little longer.
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12 Apr 2022
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He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven by AuntieClimactic
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2022
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“Here we go again,” he heard Lucius scream over Izzy’s furious cursing.
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06 Apr 2022
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If there’s a truism in his profession, it’s that fear is a better bet than love. A man fears you, you both know where you stand. Love, though, love’s a right fucker. Steals your footing out from under you, leaves you dizzy and useless as a green-arsed cabin boy on his first day at sea. But he doesn’t want to be thinking about this tonight. That’s why he’s drinking.
(Four months later, Ed's on a bender in Nassau when Stede finally tracks him down.)
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05 Apr 2022
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Did people kiss like this? This often? Oh of course they must, not everyone shared his own stilted experiences with intimacy...
Canon-divergent ending to Episode 9 — in which Stede discovers just how touch-starved he's been, while Ed takes full advantage of his first chance to be gentle with someone.
Update: Russian translation available
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03 Apr 2022