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    Apparently, I reached the maximum amount of tags I'm allowed to put in the previous Stupid Deaths book, so to ensure I can continue chronicling the stupidest deaths in fiction, I created a second book. As usual, you can request characters who died stupidly, and I may include them in the book. As long as you obey the rules, anything goes.

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    English
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    12,954
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,872
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    This is a collection of short stories about what I believe would happen if 2 different virtual bands (Gorillaz and Beatcats) met each other at certain points in Gorillaz' career. The idea is that in each story, Beatcats woke up and began their musical careers sooner, and the stories feature them encountering Gorillaz in one way or another. The stories are divided by phase according to what Gorillaz does during that time, and the bands' interactions with each other depend on the current phase of Gorillaz' career. Also, I'm not making one for Phase 8, because it hasn't ended yet. I'll consider adding one for that phase once it ends, but for now, this is all you're getting. Enjoy.

    Language:
    English
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    18,086
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    63
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    This is a series of Pokémon-themed logic puzzles that I will put up. Whenever I put up a new puzzle, I will put up 2 chapters. The first chapter in each pair will showcase the puzzle itself, and the second chapter will have the solution. If you think you know the answer to the puzzle, leave it in the comments.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,861
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    266
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    Everyone makes mistakes. In the case of some mistakes, such as spilling a drink, forgetting to flush, or even leaving your wallet behind on accident, they don't normally harm anyone. Then there are mistakes from which you can never come back from. This letter dictates a mistake so horrible, it changed one figure's life forever.

    Also, the story is inspired by a Creepypasta that genuinely disturbed me, but for the sake of a twist, I'll leave you to determine which one I'm talking about.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    4
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    This is an anthology series I'm making inspired by the Stupid Deaths sketches from Horrible Histories (Season 1 to be more precise). Death is working as a registration officer for the afterlife, processing those who have died. Of course, he prefers stupid deaths more than boring ones. Here, you can request deceased fictional characters to be processed by Death. Also, their death needs to be stupid, so nothing dull or depressing. If your character didn't die stupidly, they will not be included. other than that, request whoever you want.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,725
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    204
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    6,555
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    Jonny's entire life changed for the worse when his latest attempt at torturing Oskar ended with his brother dead and himself in the hospital. However, when word starts to get out about what went down that day, he's left to wonder the morality of his actions, and soon, he'll start to regret everything he's ever done.

    Or, in simpler terms: What if Jonny had survived the events of Let the Right One In (the original novel)?

    WARNING: This story contains sensitive subjects that some readers may find offensive, such as bullying and suicide. If you can't handle that, go read something else. Reader discretion is advised.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,319
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    These are some headcanons showing what I believe would be the opinions of two virtual bands that I don't think people have thought about crossing with each other yet: Gorillaz and Beatcats. If you don't know who they are, I'll make sure to give a description as to who they are at the beginning. Both chapters will show what I think each band would think of each other and their music.

    Also available on Quotev

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,396
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Hits:
    26
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    The SCP Foundation has 2 official test logs for people who want to run tests using SCP-3922, a device that can release people into any piece of media to punish any and all crimes committed in it. Of course, you can't add any tests to the Test Logs unless you're signed into the Foundation website, so for those of you who don't have an account (or don't wish to get one), I have created a free alternative. Go ahead and request stuff here, and I'll see if I can work out how SCP-3922 might affect it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,727
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Hits:
    111
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    This is a rewrite of Total Drama Island but with all the characters replaced with Pokémon. Many characters behave similarly to their Total Drama counterparts, but I've gotten original with a few. I will also make a few changes to who gets eliminated and who doesn't, pulling a page out of an alternate TDI timeline book I read a few times to create something unique. Read on to see who takes home $100,000!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,826
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    802
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    Anonymous is a group of hackers that might sound dangerous if you don't know that much about them. But the fact is that they've strived to make the world a better place, and the things they've done show that. They've attacked hate groups, they've helped spread awareness of police brutality, and they've launched a cyberattack on Vladimir Putin due to his launching of an invasion of Ukraine. I've noticed that the group has been mentioned a lot on Quotev, so it got me thinking: What if Anonymous has done services for fictional worlds? As such, this book will feature hypothetical Anonymous messages directed at villainous people and organizations from works of fiction: TV shows, movies, anime, you name it. Also, I might include some ideas of my own. Oh, and please note that I don't mean to make a mockery of Anonymous' work. They've done things that can be respected, and I appreciate it. So don't think of this as a means of insulting Anonymous but as a tribute to their acts. Also, I respect your opinions if you have any regarding anything that gets brought up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    552
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    12
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    Before they sent shivers up our spines in "Donphan", a pair of Meowstic siblings did work starring in a series of advertisements for Folgers Coffee. The commercials you are about to see are rehashed versions of Jim Henson's Wilkins Coffee commercials, starring the two Meowstics as they take turns not liking Folgers Coffee (and suffering for it).

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    English
    Words:
    2,731
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    105
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    I haven't read or watched any version of "The Hate U Give", but the Wikipedia articles inspired this. It was mentioned that One-Fifteen might've been horrified by what he did in the movie, but there's no mention of this in the book. So I was thinking... what was One-Fifteen going through during the events of the story? Did he regret his actions? I'd like to say he did because there's only so much about the story that I know.

    This letter is my answer to that question. (P.S. Black Lives Matter)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    122
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    I will take random Family Guy scenes, and rewrite them in my own way, so expect to see more of anything that aired on Family Guy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    357
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    98
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    In the year 2040, sightings of strange creatures have been reported at a national park in the state of Nebraska. Unfortunately, these creatures have supernatural powers and mean harm. Lots and lots of harm. Who knows where they came from, or what they want? What's going to happen to us?

    Inspired by several EAS Scenarios on YouTube.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    70
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    This retells the controversial 2020 action thriller film The Hunt but with Pokémon. Here, 12 humans and their Pokémon are abducted by wealthy elites to be hunted for sport, and as people and Pokémon alike drop dead one by one, it becomes a fight for survival.

    WARNING: There are sensitive topics here, and nothing I type is of my personal beliefs, so be warned.

    [UPLOAD OF FANFICTION.NET STORY]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,698
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    200
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    This is the first TED Talk parody. This one features a series of fictional characters who have all done something in their pasts that they deeply regret, starting to do so after their actions come back to bite them. HARD. Here, they tell the audience about their mistake, and advise them not to make the same mistake as they did. I might be able to come up with some stuff myself, but if you have any requests, go ahead and leave some for me.

    NOTE: Living characters only

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,499
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    100
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    This is a Pokémon version of a 1983 British PIF called Nobody Told Me, but starring Pokémon. The stars of the show are two Meowstics, one of whom doesn't have the biggest understanding of how our homes are only as safe as we make them. The other shows her how to keep a home safe, and you can learn the topes too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,688
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    30
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    Sage the Flareon has a good relationship with his little sister, Moonlight the Vulpix. Of course, they never spent much time together until one night, after Moonlight has a bad dream, and decides to sleep with Sage that night. From there, their relationship takes on a new meaning. Rated E for incest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,471
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    In this fanfic, I will take several characters from different media and put them in SAW-style traps to test their will to live. You can help by requestions victims. Just tell me what character you want Jigsaw to target, what fandom they're from, why Jigsaw is targeting them, and what the trap should be. You can request as much as you want, too. The possibilities are endless.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,797
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    190
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    In the year 2020, over 9 months, a serial killer known as the Pokéstrangler prowled the town. Anthro versions of Pokémon around 1'4"-2'0" tall, all males between the ages of 13-17, went missing. In July 2021, a hill was discovered to have been the burial site of all 14 missing teenagers. They were all raped, then killed by having their semen forced down their throats until they choked to death, and they were buried in coffins with numbers on them, from 1-14, presumably showing the order they were killed in. Victims included (in order of death) a Rockruff, a Deerling, a Litten, a Shinx, a shiny Vulpix, a Sky Forme Shaymin, a Cinccino, a Skitty, a Meowstic, a Poochyena, a Pachirisu, a Snivy, a Popplio, and finally, an Eevee. Buried with the corpses were videotapes that showed all the rape and torture the victims suffered before their deaths. It gave the police a massive lead in the case, as there were shown to be two rapists and killers: Female Vulpixes with boobs. Unfortunately, no other leads were found, and the case went cold. The following is a transcript of one of the tapes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,784

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