UndeadAlkaline
Fandoms
- South Park (72)
- Red vs. Blue (17)
- Project Hail Mary (2026) (1)
- Iron Lung (2026) (1)
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Grace rolls his eyes, moving along to get the food, as Simon watches him, twirling his dark hard a bit like a school girl in love. Once Grace returns, Simon smirks. “Y’know, you’re almost as hot as Ryan Gosling.
The dirty blonde mock gasps, “Really? Well… You’re about as good looking as Markiplier”.
The dark haired male blinks slowly, “Who the fuck is Markiplier? What the Hell is a Markiplier?”.
aka
I write a bloody mary because why not.
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Grif looks at the flowers again. “Church isn’t coming back. Biff isn’t coming back either. That’s just how it is, Mark”.
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- English
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In which, Eric Cartman doesn't take responsibility.
Or
A South Park fanfiction heavily inspired by "Mouthwashing".
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“Whatcha thinking about, Mark?”, Biff asks, looking into his eyes. “Nothing too crazy, yeah?”.
“Well, I mean… since we’re just a bunch of rainbow nobodies to Project Freelancer, why don’t we prove we’re worth somethin’?”.
AKA the one where Temple is left for dead and the Blues and Reds rescue him
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- English
- Words:
- 1,604
- Chapters:
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- Bookmarks:
- 1
- Hits:
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Grif has a moment of clarity that maybe, just maybe, he can be an asshole.
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- English
- Words:
- 2,815
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 63
Recent series
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A bickering Stan and Kyle as told by their cat, Moose
(as with all OJV can be stand alone)
Series
- Part 19 of OrangeJuiceVerse Stories
Bookmarked by UndeadAlkaline
07 Feb 2025
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After getting badly hurt while out on a land survey, Stan Marsh finds himself in the company of the emotionally guarded doctor of a tiny mining town. Could this friendship of chance turn into something beyond, or will Stan hit the road again once he recovers?
Bookmarked by UndeadAlkaline
24 Jul 2024
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Getting drunk was his way of coping. This time, however, Stan gets a hold of something that according to Kyle, might even be worse than the alcohol.
Bookmarked by UndeadAlkaline
15 Jun 2024
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- Words:
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- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 9
Bookmarked by UndeadAlkaline
28 Sep 2023
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For pro skier Stan Marsh, things have just always seemed to… happen. It’s important to stay calm when shit goes sideways, because panicking won’t save you when you’re buried under the snow.
Bookmarked by UndeadAlkaline
30 May 2024