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Before there was An Ample Sufficiency
Before there was A Bit Much
An angel had NOTHING (nothing but a few toys and an… inkling).Series
- Part 1 of Where’s He Hiding That Thing
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- English
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- 8,046
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- 1/1
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01 Jan 2025
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Stuck On You by Zin_Lynn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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After a drunken handfasting ceremony goes awry, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves magically bound to be touching at all times. In order to set the situation to rights, they must embark on a multi-day journey to seek help from the last true witch in England.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,496
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 889
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- 1,201
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29 Dec 2024
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Of Buccaneers and Barkeepers by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2024
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Crowley is the terrible, terrible Captain of a pirate ship.
Aziraphale is the sweet, sweet barkeeper at the local pub.
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- Part 1 of falling in love with a pirate
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08 Nov 2024
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Unhallowed Providence, being a narrative of certain events occurring in the stygian past of human history, in strict accordance, as shall be shown, with the Dark and Distorted Prophecies of Angus Nutter, Warlock.
A reversed AU in which a demon and an angel explore the forbidden treasures of the heart, mind, body, and soul—before doomsday lays waste to their sanctuary.- Language:
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- Words:
- 15,273
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 91
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- 96
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- 30
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- 1,903
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01 Nov 2024
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Meanwhile the World Goes On by lineslines
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Dec 2023
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Crowley looked at him. He was still wearing his suit, there was tartan in it, but it had become polished, the worn edges returned to pristine, boring perfection. He looked too prim. Proper. Perhaps this hurt most of all.
(Crowley is on earth, Aziraphale is not. Meanwhile the world goes on. Plans, great and possibly ineffable, are set into motion. They are--always, inevitably--drawn back together. Long before reconciliation, long before they can bear it. The only thing they can bear less is staying apart.
Oh, and Heaven seems to have misplaced Jesus.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,236
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Comments:
- 704
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- 1,298
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- 289
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26 Aug 2023
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Demon and Angel Professors by Ghostinthehouse
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2021
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They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.
Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.
Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.
Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)
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- 133,200
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- 200
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08 Aug 2023
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03 Apr 2022
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London, 2019: While Crowley’s poking around the bookshop one day, he discovers Aziraphale’s collection of Regency romance novels, and starts reading—and is surprised to discover striking parallels to a long-ago summer...
Devon, 1817: Aziraphale’s only here to ensure that young heiress Margaret is set on the proper philanthropic path. And, of course, if Evil’s going to show up (in the unfortunately dashing form of Crowley) and start trying to lure her into iniquity? Well, it’s simply Aziraphale’s duty to make sure he doesn’t succeed—by keeping a very close eye on him...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,265
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 248
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- 1,106
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- 263
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19 Feb 2022
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Samson: A Duet by amdg2846
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2019
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He left Crawly on the wall, pleading care for the exiled humans, and wandered into the desert, alone. When night fell, he made himself a little fire, and sat hugging his knees and thinking about God, and flaming swords, and apples, and apple-red lips. He stared at the fire, worrying his tongue between his teeth and twisting his fingers, and almost didn’t notice the lonely figure approaching out of the moonless shadows to the west.
- Language:
- English
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- 27,287
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 565
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- 1,049
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- 379
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- 16,987
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19 Feb 2022
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Temple of the Muses by AJ_Constantine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Oct 2022
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It’s the start of the Season in 1841 Victorian England. Mr Anthony Crowley has left a life of working at a luxurious high end bordello in Paris behind him and is now a courtesan intent on climbing the social ladder in London to increase his status and social connections.
After unexpectedly inheriting the title of the Earl of Eastgate, Aziraphale finds himself trying to navigate the complicated world of the aristocracy. Duke Gabriel purchases a month-long contract with Mr Crowley for Lord Fell as a surprise gift to Aziraphale’s astonishment and dismay. He declines to take full advantage of Crowley’s charms but agrees to an arrangement of pretending to be Crowley’s paramour in exchange for lessons on the etiquette and expectations of Society.
It’s a practical arrangement, nothing more. Certainly no feelings will be involved...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 239,236
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 2,257
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- 1,129
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- 319
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- 42,055
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29 Jan 2022
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Look Not Too Deep by mortifyingideal
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 May 2021
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After wrestling with a string of failed dates, a substandard algorithm and a stubborn refusal to accept his fate, Anthony J. Crowley thinks he may have finally found the perfect husband.
Yeah, alright, Aziraphale Fell—purveyor of rare and antiquated books—isn't exactly what he imagined when Crowley pictured himself getting married, but there's a connection there that can't be denied. Some unspoken thing that tells Crowley he's finally met his match. Now he just has to get married, live happily ever after, and not let his new husband find out that he's only so keen to get hitched because he's in the market for a new cover identity in order to get back to his career as a deadly hitman.
Aziraphale, naturally, felt the exact same way.
A Mr & Mr
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- English
- Words:
- 31,812
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 570
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- 669
- Bookmarks:
- 160
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- 10,711
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29 Jan 2022
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Ineffable by ICanSingNoRequiem
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Spontaneous (2020)
15 Feb 2022
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When angels in Heaven inexplicably start to Fall, Aziraphale and Jophiel struggle to survive when each moment together may be their last. As an unexpected romance blossoms between them, they soon discover that when tomorrow is no longer promised, they can finally start living for today.
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- Part 18 of Crossovers
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29 Jan 2022
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Sneeping Beauty, or: Sir Aziraphale and the Art of Houseplant Maintenance by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CloverTheGrand
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Nov 2021
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A wall of thorns surround a sleeping beauty, slumbering for far longer than any human ever could, laid out with long red hair lying in ringlets on the pillow… and snoring like a somnolent pig.
Crowley’s lockdown nap continues, in the meantime, his plants have plans of their own which may or may not include re-enacting “the day of the triffids” and taking over the entire apartment block. The locals call for help, and a blue eyed knight in shining armour arrives to battle his way through the thorns to awake the snake within…
AKA: I got inspired to write more silly cracky nonsense again.
With thanks to CloverTheGrand on Clio's art discord for the inspiration! Thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for beta reading.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,672
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 80
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- 402
- Bookmarks:
- 33
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- 1,708
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22 Nov 2021
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Villainous by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2021
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{Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
The smut isn’t until later chapters.}
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Rookery
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 216,600
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 3,096
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- 3,104
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- 1,099
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- 115,931
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06 Nov 2021
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Talk about the weather by nightbloomingcereus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jul 2023
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Television meteorologist Aziraphale Fell and Youtube storm chaser A. J. Crowley have nothing in common aside from a purely professional interest in the weather and a mutually beneficial arrangement to lend a hand when needed. So what if they bicker and flirt more than your typical professional acquaintances, or if their arrangement inevitably veers into more personal territory? It's not as if they're in love or anything. Absolutely not.
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- Part 2 of thunderbolt and lightning
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,582
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 796
- Kudos:
- 1,031
- Bookmarks:
- 235
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- 21,988
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29 Oct 2021
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,795
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 1,915
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- 7,184
- Bookmarks:
- 2,180
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- 94,311
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06 Jul 2021
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The Damned by LadyMango
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Apr 2021
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Demons were captured by angels during the Fall, and have been kept as servants ever since.
Aziraphale, feeling lonely, decides to purchase a demon. Naturally, he chooses the most frightened one.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,317
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 446
- Kudos:
- 1,381
- Bookmarks:
- 235
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- 24,378
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23 Mar 2021
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A Nominal Fee by Quefish
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Oct 2022
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A series of stories of Aziraphale's experiences with sexual services.
- Words:
- 46,041
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 105
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24 Feb 2021
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Roomba of Doom (some chapters illustrated) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CynSyn
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jan 2026
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Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.
Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...
I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.
There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 113,533
- Chapters:
- 61/61
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4,667
- Kudos:
- 1,924
- Bookmarks:
- 457
- Hits:
- 55,418
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16 Dec 2020
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The Grinch Who Sold Christmas by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Feb 2020
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Anthony J. Crowley, a big-time attorney from London, is sent to small-town Tadfield to close a deal before Christmas that would sell out half of high street to a fancy developer and put him up for partner at his firm. The deal will run the local businesses out and change the landscape of the town forever, but that’s none of Crowley’s business; he’s just doing a job.
But as the town invites him to share in their lives, their hopes, and their holiday celebrations, and as the enigmatic Aziraphale invites him to share in something more, Crowley starts to wonder: if everything has its price, is he still willing to pay what this deal will cost?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,854
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 2,803
- Kudos:
- 2,286
- Bookmarks:
- 570
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- 33,637
Bookmarked by Wolfenne
05 Dec 2019