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like puzzle pieces from the clay by beautifulduckweed for cadenzamuse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 May 2026
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The universe had decided Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov were perfect for each other, so it sent them an unmistakable sign. Unfortunately, the two of them have a lot of practice in mistaking things. So the universe tries again, and again.
Or: how many soulmate tropes does it take to get two oblivious hockey boys together?
“Dude, did you get a tattoo?”
Shane looked over. Shelly, who had the stall next to his at the CN Sports Complex locker room, was staring at Shane’s left arm.
“Uh, no?”
“What the fuck is it, then? Looks gnarly as hell.”
Shane looked down at the dark squiggly shape on his delt, an irregular blob slightly bigger than a loonie. Its edges were a series of indentations and protrusions, kind of like a jigsaw puzzle piece. If he’d seen this on anyone else, he would’ve assumed it was a tattoo, too. A shitty one that should be lasered off ASAP.
“I don’t know,” he said. “It kinda showed up out of nowhere, like, last night.”- Language:
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29 Sep 2026
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Best Served Hot by queerteaoop
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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The camera is zooming slowly in on Shane, sitting on a bench in a locker room with his gear most of the way on, starting to lace up his skates. There’s a steaming hot coffee in a paper cup and a donut set neatly on a napkin on the bench beside him. Text appears in the space above the items and proclaims: Extra fuel, for when it’s time to cream Boston.
Dunkin’ Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Hortons responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.
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29 Sep 2026
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my grass is greener than yours by Kach_wow
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jun 2026
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“So. That’s it? Those are the rules?” Hayden asked. “Don’t go through your texts or photos, keep up with your workouts and diet, and listen to everything Yuna says, without question.”
Shane seemed to be thinking about it, pausing a second. All of a sudden, he looked up at Hayden, again with that intense anxiety face.
“And most importantly, do not talk to Ilya Rozanov. Ever. No matter what.” Shane said, “Avoid him. Don’t even look at him. OK?”
Hayden nodded, and resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Like he even needed to be told that. Besides, Shane had been avoiding Ilya Rozanov for his entire career. How hard could it be?
OR a well-meaning witch bodyswaps Shane and Hayden (to teach them about the power of friendship) the day before the 2017 All Stars Game.
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29 Sep 2026
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The Husband Era by IdoGeek
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Aug 2026
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@centaurs_core: IS ILYA ROZANOV OKAY??? WHO STOLE HIS PHONE
@sensandcents: the hearts i am crying tears of actual blood this is so soft
@puck_discourse: Ilya Rozanov using heart-eye emojis on the main timeline is the scariest thing to happen in the NHL this season.
@hockey_tweets: "my husband" oh he is down atrociously, someone check on him
OR five times Ilya forgets how to behave in polite society because his husband is simply too amazing to handle and the one time Shane decides he's entirely done sharing.
completed and will be updated weekly
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28 Sep 2026
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Five-Minute Major by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Sep 2026
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“Hello? What is going on? Did you mean to call me?” Ilya asked nervously, glancing around at his team to make sure they weren’t focused on him, confirming that most of them were either undressing and checking their own phones or teasing St. Simone about the new tattoo he had gotten the other day.
“I—I think—” Shane stuttered, and Ilya frowned when he heard another scream from Shane’s end of the line that didn’t sound like a gleeful hockey celebration. Was there something beeping loudly, too?
“I think the plane is crashing.”
And Ilya’s world came crumbling down.
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After the tuna melt incident, Shane calls Ilya from a plane that is going down.
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27 Sep 2026
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Shane summons a demon.
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26 Sep 2026
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Immune to Everything (Except You) by proseandpulse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
31 Mar 2026
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Shane's heart learned Ilya's name and forgot how to beat for anything else.
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- Part 2 of Night Changes AU
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Night Changes by proseandpulse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Mar 2026
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Shane is drunk, concussed, and hiding in a phone booth when he calls the only number he knows by heart.
The man who answers is not Hayden Pike.
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- Part 1 of Night Changes AU
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24 Sep 2026
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Scouting Report: Pascha with the Pikes by proseandpulse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Apr 2026
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SCOUTING REPORT - PIKE CHILDREN (ages 1-6)
Threat Level: Spiritual
Projected Outcome: Domestic devastationIlya Rozanov shows up to Easter with homemade bread and a carton of hand-dyed eggs.
Shane Hollander shows up with four painstakingly hand-curated Easter baskets.
He agonized over the thread color. He's not going to talk about it.(Or: Hayden Pike puts on an inflatable bunny costume. It goes about as well as you'd expect.)
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- Part 2 of Scouting Reports
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24 Sep 2026
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Scouting Report: Rookie Season by proseandpulse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Mar 2026
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SCOUTING REPORT - PIKE CHILDREN (ages 1-5)
Threat Level: Catastrophic
Projected Outcome: Emotional devastationShane Hollander shows up to babysit like it's Game 7.
He has a binder. He has a strategy. He has run simulations.
Ilya is no help. Ilya is asleep on a donut.
Hayden Pike has made a terrible mistake.(Or: Shane and Ilya babysit the Pike kids. It goes about as well as you'd expect.)
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- Part 1 of Scouting Reports
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24 Sep 2026
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this life we've made by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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Ilya: I have a complaint to file with HR
Shane: What?
Ilya: This is the second month in a row I haven’t received a paycheck.
Ilya: It’s unacceptable, Hollander.
Ilya: I want to file a complaint.Shane: 😑
Shane: Wasn’t aware I still needed to pay you when you’re now a co-owner on all my accounts.
Shane: You know.
Shane: Because we’re MARRIED.Ilya: I’m going to tell the whole world.
Ilya: Imagine what they will say when I tell them Shane Hollander fucks over his employees both literally and figuratively.Shane: For fuck’s sake.
Shane: You’re not my manny anymore.
Shane: You’re my husband.Ilya: 🥹
Shane: Are you about to get really emotional again because I called you my husband?
Ilya: YES.
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- Part 2 of when the right one comes along universe
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24 Sep 2026
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when the right one comes along by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.Shane: He is great.
Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?
Hayden: NO.
Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
Shane: That would be irresponsible.
Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
Shane: God. Fuck my life.Series
- Part 1 of when the right one comes along universe
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24 Sep 2026
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I can see it, your face is glowin' by joldiego
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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Shane is stooped over to strap on his shin guards when his phone buzzes once in Hayden’s hand.
He doesn’t mean to tap the notification.
And oh god, does he wish he could un-tap the fucking notification.
Because why the fuck has Lily, Shane’s mysterious Boston hook-up of several years (no matter how fervently he denies it), sent him a picture of a fucking sonogram.
Black and white, blurry, and undeniably baby-shaped.
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Ilya makes a joke, Hayden breaks Shane’s phone, and a comedy of errors ensues.
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23 Sep 2026
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sweetbitter by hehered
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Aug 2026
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Sai Hollander is the first female NHL player ever. Ilya Rozanov is the rival that everyone is convinced is secretly in love with her.
Liliya Rozanova watches and wishes for everything that she can't have.
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22 Sep 2026
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the things you buy, the secrets i keep by sleepberries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jan 2026
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Amélie's work days are usually boring. Sit at the counter, help people find things, process orders. If she's lucky, she'll get great commission when someone shows up to spend money for money's sake. Her only companions her phone and the near constant presence of Shane Hollander's Rolex campaigns.
So, boring.
Until Shane Hollander walks through the door.
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- Part 1 of heated rivalry by me ❤︎
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22 Sep 2026
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the stories you tell (and those i keep safe) by sleepberries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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Requested follow up to my fic "the things you buy, the secrets i keep", where Amélie helps Shane buy his engagement ring for Ilya.
How Amélie learns about just who the ring was for, and some bonus scenes I liked the idea of.
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- Part 2 of heated rivalry by me ❤︎
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22 Sep 2026
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#BostonsBannedBangers by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jul 2026
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There are many privileges to being the Captain of an NHL team. Respect, better money, fame, and for Ilya Rozanov: the power to ban your teammates from playing shitty songs in your presence, or even banning them from playing songs that remind you of your decade from situationship, who suddenly ended things and replaced you with a movie star girlfriend.
A social media fic in which Ilya goes from occasionally banning songs to banning just about every breakup song in existence, and the internet is really starting to worry about his well-being.
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- English
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- 3/3
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21 Sep 2026
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While jerking off and thinking of each other, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov switch bodies. With a week before they meet for their first game of their second professional season, they've got no choice but to live each others' lives until then. But will seeing each other in person reverse whatever switched them?
Ilya plans to enjoy the admiration, while Shane is about to learn what it's like to be respected, but not loved. They both also find they're enjoying their predicament more than they should - and they've switched more than just appearances. Tastes and language skills remain, as do echoes of other memories.
Shane's about to learn there's more to the dickish Russian than an attitude and talent, and Ilya's about to learn that being the golden boy isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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MAIN STORY: 1-13 (complete)
MINI ARC (Birthday Suit): 14-17 (complete)
MINI ARC (Cottage Country): 18-20 (complete)
More stories in the continuity potentially to be added!
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A bodyswap fic that breaks some of the usual tropes of the genre and uses the swap to allow them to speedrun getting to know each other.Series
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21 Sep 2026
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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- 42/42
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20 Sep 2026
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“We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.
After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.
Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.
“Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.
It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”
“Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”
Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.
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- Part 4 of HR Social Media works
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19 Sep 2026