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The party (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny) rolled a collective Natural 1 on "Avoiding International Incidents" at a diplomatic festival, so they've earned themselves punishment at a rehabilitation camp.Party roster: One prince with anger management issues, one ranger in denial about his obvious bard levels, one rogue with a mysterious relationship to mortality, and one self-proclaimed wizard whose 'spells' so far seem... questionable at best.
It's going to be a long three months.
(Stick of Truth inspired AU where the main four are trapped together as a team at a rehabilitation camp for punishment. They either have to try to come out on top, or work together as a team to make it through.)
Read the first part here.
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- Part 2 of The Natural Disasters (SP D&D AU)
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16 Aug 2025
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fic inspired by covid specials//superhero episodes/you're getting older episodes but is its own thing. alternates between the past timeline when they are teens to the future when they're in their 20's
Join on the mystery of Kenny's multiple deaths and join Stan and Kyle, who hate each other, but have to work together to save South Park from The Cult.
I think the future fucking sucks... but I'll let you let you decide
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The Ghost of Christmas Future by chamyl for Kaiart525 (thewritingotter)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
21 Dec 2024
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Crowley, a separated father in his late forties that's stressed by life in the big city and depressed by his terrible job, decides to spend his winter holidays in the small town where he was born. Will he rediscover the true meaning of Christmas? Or is something much more ominous waiting for him in quaint little Tadfield?
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20 Dec 2024
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The kids of South Park were finally graduating high school, ready to go off to college and take on the world. Except Wendy was going to school two hours away from Stan and Kenny was too stupid to realize his own feelings right in front of him and Marjorine couldn't afford a boob job and Cartman was in denial. And, oh yeah, Kyle was in love with his best friend.
Things in South Park were far from over.
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Aged up South Park College fic taking place in a close-to-canon universe except people age normally and there are no aliens (I think?). Fic starts when they graduate, though there are flashbacks to high school and plenty of easter eggs.
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19 Nov 2024
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When T'Pring rejects Spock, Jim chooses not to fight.
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“Kyle, I swear I'm not...” Stan fumbles with the next few words, something within him is hesitant to associate gayness with himself, even as a dichotomy.
“Stan it’s fine.” He says. “Even if the note was a little stupid I thought it was weirdly sweet and, I dunno, I guess—”
“I didn’t write it.”
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02 Jul 2024
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A Letter from “Crawly” to Azirapil by mostlydeadlanguages
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Mesopotamian RPF
08 Jul 2019
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This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.
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There's nothing like a bit of interdimensional anonymous sex, when you've been rejected by the angel you're in love with.
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Side Effects by summerofspock for ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
28 Dec 2019
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"What's this, angel?" Crowley asked, holding a black bottle close to his face. "Another batch of loot?"
"Crowley," Aziraphale said warningly. "You shouldn’t—"
Crowley uncorked the bottle and was consumed in a plume of pink smoke.
Oh, bugger, Aziraphale thought.
And then the cloud took him too.
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29 Mar 2020
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Nice. So well written. A perfect sex pollen fic
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The Tadfield Secondary Players by attheborder, malicegeres
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jan 2020
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Colin "Greasy" Johnson's aspirations as a prodigy playwright are put to the test by a panel of judges.
After all, who better to evaluate a play about the apocalypse, than an angel and a demon who were really there? Even better: three pairs of angels and demons, each from a slightly different universe.
Boundaries will be pushed. The limits of theatrical good taste will be tested. Narratives will be deconstructed. Vomit-inducing quippy one-liners will be dished out. From the mists of the multiverse, GOOD OMENS: A STAGEPLAY will arise. And nothing will ever be the same...
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Mystery Science Theater 6000: The 1992 Screenplay by Aethelflaed
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2020
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In the not-too-distant future, an angel and a demon sit down to watch a movie that probably shouldn't exist.
While they start out happily mocking the out-of-character moments and strange plot twists, one character in particular may be more than they can handle...
(Combination riff and analysis of the 1992 Good Omens Screenplay)
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The Nice and Accurate Timeline of Good Omens Historical Canon by Amiril
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2023
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including the events from both the book and the TV show, from the creation of the world until Adam and Warlock's birthday
Updated 7/31/23
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- Part 37 of Amiril Fic (Not Cover Art)
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out of the darkness (then we supercollide) by Vagabond
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Mar 2020
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Aziraphale wakes up after a celebratory dinner at the Ritz and finds himself in a world where Hell won, Heaven lost, and angels have been taken as prisoners of war and subjected to all sorts of heinous behavior at the hands of demons in Hell. To right the world, Aziraphale will have to make strange alliances and figure out how to get Crowley, his new "owner", on his side.
If only it were that easy.
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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Aziraphale and Crowley both write fanfiction. As it happens, they both write Good Omens fanfiction.
Of course, neither of them would ever admit this to the other.
(A love story told primarily in AO3 comments)
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London - Sunday after the Not-Pocalypse.
After dining at the Ritz, Aziraphale and Crowley go for a walk. Aziraphale has something he rather desperately wants to say, but isn't sure if Crowley will be receptive...
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- Part 3 of Sawdust of Words
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He was beautiful, but in a ‘don’t touch’ sort of way, like the apple he was famous for- freedom and banishment all wrapped into one tantalizing fruit. Unfortunately, Aziraphale had never been particularly good at resisting temptation.
Aziraphale tries to tell himself that what he feels for Crowley is nothing more than lust. Turns out, he's a terrible liar.
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In Good Omens, there are a few obviously sexually-charged elements during the course of the love story (the statue in Crowley's flat, Crowley slamming Aziraphale against a wall, etc.). At the end, Aziraphale goes back to Crowley's flat, and by morning they've entered each other's bodies. Literally sexual? Not necessarily. Metaphorically sexual? Yeah kinda.
So let's talk about knowing, in the Biblical sense and otherwise.
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- Part 1 of Good Omens Meta
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01 Sep 2019
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The first time they touch, it’s in the Garden of Eden. They’re watching Eve and Adam disappear over the line of the horizon. The humans are facing the endless, sparse expanse of the desert. As it begins to rain, Crawly shifts closer to Aziraphale, and the angel protects him with his wing.
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[META] Aziraphale, Crowley, and the Long and Winding Road by AnnetheCatDetective
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jun 2019
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Thoughts-- which may be expanded into another chapter if I come up with enough else to say-- on Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship, and some of the things I feel are different, between book and show, and in particular how I see the development of their relationship in the show, and the things I think are different.
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17 Jul 2019