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The White Cake Cult by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, The Sims (Video Games)
06 Apr 2026
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Two years after Diamond is Unbreakable, Yoshikage Kira has given up murder in hopes of a quiet life. But when a mysterious, toy-like creature dubbed Yamachan appears, breaking into houses and baking cakes, Morioh treats it like nothing special--except Yoshikage, who uses him as an opportunity to relieve his murderous urges.
Except Yamachan won't die. Now a ghost privy to Yoshikage's every move, he's determined to ruin his quiet life, sabotaging relationships and disturbing his precious quiet. His powers are unpredictable, his rage startlingly calculated. The only way to defeat him and protect those Yoshikage loves most, is to regain the trust of the town, band together, and harness the power of the white cake cult.
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Metal Bodies by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Apr 2026
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What if Polnareff touched the suspicious electrical outlet instead of Joseph?
An alternate universe fic where Avdol and Polnareff are magnetized together while fighting Mariah--and their circumstances bring to light some hidden feelings.
My Avpol April submission, which could technically fit all four prompts!
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What Goes Around by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Feb 2026
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Dio "punishes" Vanilla Ice by fucking him in front of his other agents.
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- Part 5 of Dio's Mansion Shenanigans
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The Loverboy by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Feb 2026
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A new agent turns up at Dio's mansion, and his demeanor is different from most of the other men--he's not afraid, and he won't submit the way Dio likes.
But Dio is flexible, and Steely Dan is just his type. He'll work with what he's got.
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- Part 4 of Dio's Mansion Shenanigans
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Mold on an Infection by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Jan 2026
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Cioccolata is the only surgeon willing to give Secco the top surgery he wants, and though some would say he's going a little too far, Secco prefers to call him "dedicated."
But the man is hiding secrets, and he won't open up to just anybody. Although he sees potential in Secco, it'll take hard work to crack his outer shell.
Luckily, Secco is just as depraved as the doctor, and as their relationship blossoms, he finds in him more than just a patient.The tale of seccolata's initial meeting and how Cioccolata became Secco's literal actual sugar daddy.
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arson transitioned, her name is ardaughter now by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), Guilty Gear (Video Games)
29 Dec 2025
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Professor K. R. Jowling, Headmistress of Chogborts School for Wizards and Witches, has implemented a new transphobic policy in the school--one that will forcibly out every transgender student and put them in great danger.
Mizuki Akiyama, Dragona Joestar, and Bridget Guiltygear, three seventh-year trans witches, are caught in the crossfire. Despite being strangers at the beginning, they bond together to overcome the school's deep-rooted transphobia.
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Shadowpuppet by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: Lightlark Series - Alex Aster, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Dec 2025
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Grim from Lightlark accidentally teleports into the house of Passione's hitman team. He proceeds to get dommed by Basilico Volta, a non-binary person so hot they get Grim to realize he isn't straight.
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karma's a bitch, should have known (your myths) better by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: Villains of Lore - Jasmine Mas, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient Roman Religion & Lore
26 Nov 2025
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the normal versions of the blood of hercules boyfriends show up and kill their stupid counterparts
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Clue - Dio's Mansion Edition by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Clue (1985)
22 Nov 2025
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Six guests gather at the mansion of their host, Dio, who turns up dead after his secret was exposed: he was blackmailing all of them. With the killer among them, the guests and Dio's butler must discover the culprit before the body count rises.
Clue (1985) but it's the freaks in Dio's mansion.
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We Need An Agamemnominon! by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: Villains of Lore - Jasmine Mas, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
19 Nov 2025
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agamemnon accidentally kills all of the blood of hercules characters and then himself.
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Underneath by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Nov 2025
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Caesar learns more about Joseph during his Hamon training than he wants to, and it makes his already-intense feelings even harder to ignore.
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why the hell is greek god school in the dolomites (that seems like a recipe for disaster) by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Villains of Lore - Jasmine Mas
06 Nov 2025
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alexis and her two husbands and two proxy-boyfriends accidentally go to the wrong coliseum in the alps, where they meet two guys who are even taller than her boytoys. they--the pillar men--assume the BoH characters are hamon users and kill them. thats it thats the fic
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September (Do You Remember?) by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Oct 2025
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The travel opportunities are Joseph Joestar's favorite part of being a high-ticket real estate agent. When he's set to meet a man in Cairo but is unexpectedly moved to Luxor, he thinks nothing of it and goes with the flow. But his client has assigned him a travel partner named Avdol, who has more than just a friendly interest in the man. When they're assigned the same hotel room, each night of the three, their bond grows deeper, and so does the tension between them.
Avdol and Joseph's first few days together, told through a series of dated vignettes.
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Desperate and Pathetic by lavendermothboy for rakookidkiill (theritualofbeingfaggy)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Oct 2025
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Vanilla Ice is Dio's most loyal servant, but he'd never tell him how much he wants to sleep with him, especially when Dio's mood fluctuates between "seductive" and "heartfelt" so severely. Dio seduces everyone--why would Vanilla be different?
But Dio keeps seeking him out, spending time with him even when it doesn't make sense. He shows Vanilla concern he'd never show anyone else, and there's an undercurrent of lust.
Vanilla doesn't want to get his hopes up, but Dio won't leave his head.
It's a good thing Dio's patience for his sex game is about to run out.
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- Part 3 of Dio's Mansion Shenanigans
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The Butler Did It by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Oct 2025
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Dio shows Terence T. D'Arby appreciation for his butler work in the only way he knows how.
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- Part 2 of Dio's Mansion Shenanigans
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you ARE terribly important to me! by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, American Psycho (2000)
02 Oct 2025
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It's just another morning before school, but despite the routine, your parents are nothing but normal. Your dad is always in drag, even when she's working out, and she has a skincare routine rivaling the most overconsumerist TikTok girlie! Your dad (the other one) has a girlfriend outside the marriage, and she's a severed human hand! And most of all, despite how much they love and care for you, they always make you late to school!
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mob psycho 365 (days) by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 365 Dni | 365 Days Series - Blanka Lipińska
09 Sep 2025
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Giorno Giovanna has a strong moral compass, something most mob bosses lack, and that makes civil deals more difficult.
Massimo Toricelli is a mob family veteran, knowing the ins and outs of the family, and is more than willing to use underhanded tactics for power.
One of them has a gun. The other doesn't need it.
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Charisma Strong Enough for Any Man to Fall to His Knees by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Sep 2025
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Hol Horse can't tell whether the feeling Dio strikes into him is fear or... something else. When his attempt to kill his Lord goes south, he finds his answer.
My obligatory take on that "man who shot Dio" scene. Updated 2/28/26.
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- Part 1 of Dio's Mansion Shenanigans
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It's a Small World in Cairo by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Aug 2025
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what the hell do dio's stand users do when theyre not trying to murder the joestars? do they have jobs? where do they live? explored through a series of character interactions, here are some thoughts about the stand users' world outside dio.
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hip to be a killer queen by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, American Psycho (2000)
31 Jul 2025
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yoshikage kira invites patrick bateman to his apartment for a dangerous surprise, and infodumps about his favorite band in the process.
inspired by several american psycho memes.
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- English
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- Kudos:
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