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    I was reading a fic that handles the Shaun relationship in a very interesting way and I thought, "God, imagine someone with my hyperspecific parental trauma being thrown into that situation." Then I remembered saying just like two days ago that Fallout 4 was a great vehicle for self-insert fic and thought, "Ha! Imagine if I actually wrote that! I could even fix the ending!"

    Sixty thousand words later, it's a stream-of-consciousness mess, but it's certainly fun to write.

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    77/?
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    Mazoga reminds me of Mittens from Elementary

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    Sim Settlements 2, despite certain technical frustrations, contains many fascinating characters. Some of them are apparently designed to drive me, personally, insane. I've heard this trope described as "science bimbo," which doesn't sound very nice to me, but apparently it inflames my passions and causes me to write fiction. Life is a journey of self-discovery, I guess.

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    7/?
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    "This text is primarily noteworthy because the author claims to have been several contemporaneous historical figures. Obviously the Oblivion Crisis was filled with turmoil, but the notion that any one person could be the Champion of Cyrodiil, the Crusader of the Nine, the Arch-Mage, the leader of the Fighter's Guild, and a ranking member of the Thieves' Guild, is comical beyond parody. That they might also be an Argonian named Flibbertygibbet is vanishingly unlikely."


    Mostly just me taking the piss out of a few quests, but there are some story moments that could use a touch of genuine catharsis.

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    5/?
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    So I was playing the remaster, doing the Fighter's Guild questline. When I met Biene I thought "aw, she's cute" and kind of spun out the whole first few chapters of this in my head. Then I finished the Fighter's Guild questline.

    Fuck me, right?

    So here's the quickest fix I can justify.

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    4/4
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    Our Sole Survivor, having destroyed the Institute and realizing she's almost certainly a synth, goes north to get away from it all and promptly stumbles into a synth paradise.

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    1/?
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    The Sole Survivor offers Tina a better deal.

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    1/1
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    Nick & Nora go to Maine.

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    4/?
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    The good part of making the same mistake over and over again is that the results aren't all that surprising. Of course, when circumstances change ...

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    Preston got Mole Rat disease and wound up staying at Vault 81 to recover. He and Gwen get close. Chapter 1 is all setup.

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    2/4
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    1
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    8
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    141
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    Kellogg's cybernetic brain augmenter works as planned, leaving a copy of his personality inside Nick's hardware--but he's not alone.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Nora, avoiding her current trauma, partners up with a synth ... and possibly with his secretary.

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    9/9
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    3
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    6
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    what if araj tasted really good

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    12
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    1
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    Karlach and her lovers (Tav, Wyll, and Dammon) took refuge in the House of Hope after the events of the game. Hope is getting used to them, especially Dammon.

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    4/4
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    18
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    Devella has a complex relationship with her superior officer.

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    Durge and Raphael help Helsik and Korilla experience some form of catharsis.

    I'm so sorry about the rhymes.

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    "Hey. Hey. Look around you." He pointed imperiously at the corpses. "Those are mind flayers. What do mind flayers do, Zevlor?"

    The commander responded dreamily. "I've heard it said that they amplify the faults inside us--"

    "They flay minds, Zevlor! Your mind has been flayed."

    Tav is a tiefling fetishist. Which is to say, he has a fetish for tieflings. Most of the tieflings are actually pretty vanilla.

    This piece assumes you're familiar with the game; these scenes are meant to fit between canon events.

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    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    6
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    22
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    5
    Hits:
    1,137
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    A couple wakes up together.

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    332
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    1/1
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    1
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    Theater druids make me cringe. Flaunting the forms nature loans us, prancing around complimenting each other's ears. They make me want to join a fungal colony the easy way.

    And that Kagha woman just reeks of shadow. Tryhard 'druids-are-scary-too' nonsense. "ThEn tHe VIpeR MuSt stRIke." What a dork. Bonding with nature to perform villainy in front of other people is disgraceful. It makes us all look like idiots.

    I guess killing them wouldn't be the least cathartic thing I've ever done.

    Tav experiments with shapeshifting, and learns some interesting things.

    This piece assumes you're familiar with the game; these scenes are meant to fit between canon events.

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    English
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    10,093
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    520
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