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    Katsuki sits cross-legged, clearly in no hurry to go anywhere. “What’s your name? I’m –”

    “I know who you are,” he cuts him off, then blushes, then hates himself for both those things. Katsuki looks surprised, and Yuri can’t think as to why. He’s a nationally ranked figure skater. He’s Yuri’s favorite figure skater.

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    Yuuri and Yuri become friends and Viktor develops a crush.

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    05 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    04 Nov 2025

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    In which Dwarves have a religion - and Hobbits don’t.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.

    No one thinks he's real.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    If it weren’t for Red Robin getting thrown through the conference room window, Peter would have rated the robot invasion 3/10 stars for unoriginality and inopportune timing. But when taking into account the events that followed—well, he might have to send their attempted robot overlord a fruit basket. And a bill for emotional damages.

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    30 Sep 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 47

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    How to get two Wilson brothers in one room: family reunion.
    How to get two Wilson brothers to admit they love the same guy: call them idiots.

    OR:
    The Wilson family finally decides to try again. Dick Grayson has been elected their mediator.

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    30 Sep 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 9

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    Raven, Kyd Wykkyd, Red X, and Jinx. Four unlikely allies, but somehow they make it work.

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    25 Sep 2025

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    09 Sep 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 16

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    Carver wakes up on the ground, memories of another life in an entirely different world in his head. He recalls playing a game called Dragon Age 2, remembers graduating with a degree in physics, and remembers dying on his kitchen floor.

    Carver wakes up on the ground, memories of his own life in his head. He remembers his sister and brother, that they just moved to Lothering, and that he has never gone to a college. How could he, when he wasn't even four?

    Carver decides that the pre-written fate for his entire family is bullshit, and that if he knows what it is, then he should change it. So he will, even if he has to drag his older brother away from danger by his nostrils.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    22 Aug 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 35

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    Jason's not a bat. Not anymore. Still, he's used to bat levels of respect for privacy and general personal space. So he can blame that on why he doesn't kick Ravager out the first time.

    (Grant doesn't have the same excuse for why he keeps coming back, but in his defense Jason's hot.)

    Or: 5 times Grant showed up uninvited + 1 time he was invited

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    20 Aug 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 85

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    Post Ultimate Enemy with no time reversal, Danny takes up a role as Clockwork and the Observants' hand in the time stream, nudging it in the right direction. Clearly he's bad at his job, because he ends up ditching it to take this random kid to find his dad when he finds him in a League base. This has consequences of the adoption variety.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    … you’d think the demon lord would’ve ducked.

    Or: After an incident at home, Danny decides to transfer to college in Gotham. The cheapest rents in the city happen to be in haunted apartments. Good thing Danny’s great at living with ghosts, right?

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    19 Aug 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 30

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    …And in walked a bombshell. Grant stared, eyes wide, mouth dry as the bombshell closed the distance.

    “Mr. Wilson. Sorry for the delay.”, The bombshell greeted him. “I’m Richard Grayson, the one assigned to you?”

    It was then that Grant noticed with slight hysterical dismay that the bombshell was seemingly male. No matter the pretty blue eyes, the dark curls against a bronze neck, the tiny waist and oh wow what an ass—…

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    Grant Wilson is alive. Again. Assigned to help him with his second attempt at living, a bombshell enters his life. Grant is instantly ensnared, especially when this bombshell turns out to be quite close to the Wilsons.

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    16 Jul 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 28

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    Four Wilsons run into each other unexpectedly on a mission and one would rather do anything but parent. Fight Superman, hunt his ex-wife down, climb up an oil rig during a thunderstorm, literally anything else. But with no wife whose arms to dump his newly little kids into, the age regression ray doesn't give Slade the option he's taken every time up until now.

    This might be his toughest mission to date.

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    11 Jul 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 2

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    Rose has news. She hadn't expected it would, like, matter.

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    23 Jun 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 2

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    Billy’s drinking out of a proper mug, seated back and dressed down in the slacks and long sleeves Slade’s come to associate as his ‘off-duty clothes.’

    Sitting confrontationally across from each other are Lillian and Adeline. Perhaps predictably, there are two guns placed just as deliberately as the alcohol beside each of them. Also predictably, when Adeline picks up hers she’s aiming it at Slade.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    22 Jun 2025

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)

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    17,782

    19 Jun 2025

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