sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth
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- Supernatural (TV 2005) (166)
- The Boys (TV 2019) (2)
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Dirty Santas by sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), The Boys (TV 2019)
24 Dec 2025
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Some of these are just a little bit sexy, some of these are smutty. But all of these fics contain one dirty, dirty Santa.
Individual warnings per chapter.
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There's your first day at the Belvedere. You're fifteen when your uncle sells you to the whorehouse. Says it will be your new home.
There's your last day at the Belvedere. A bright future awaits, out on the frontier to run your own brothel. But first, you need to bury the past.
There's your first day in Blackbird. This is where it begins.
A companion fic to Blackbird.
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- Part 4 of Blackbird
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What's a little genocide between friends? by sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
04 Dec 2025
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Billy Butcher is on his deathbed when you come to visit him. It might have been over a decade since the two of you last saw each other, but he still remembers the whirlwind of sex, torture and murder that you were both caught up in.
But you're not here to reminisce. You're here because you want answers, and only Butcher can give them.Spoilers for the end of season 4.
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Absolution by sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth, VoodooChildStories
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
03 Dec 2025
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- Part 3 of Forbidden Fruit
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You're left behind in the bunker while you're sick and your brothers are out on a hunt. Luckily, Gadreel is there to help. In unconventional ways.
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- Part 5 of Sorry's Fall(ish) Fluff-fest
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Forbidden Fruit by sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth, VoodooChildStories
Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005)
03 Dec 2025
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Sorry's Fall(ish) Fluff-fest by sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth
Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005)
30 Nov 2025
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Sorry's Smutober Spectacular 2025 by sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth
Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005)
30 Oct 2025
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1. Bodily fluids - Dean - Oct 2
2. Cockwarming - Sam - Oct 4
3. Gender swap - Dean - Oct 5
4. Fuck or die - Sam & Dean - Oct 7
5. Blindfold - Sam - Oct 9
6. Threesome - Meg & Ruby - Oct 11
7. Phone sex - Sam - Oct 12
8. Making out - Sam & Dean - Oct 14
9. Erectile dysfunction - Sam - Oct 16
10. Overstimulation - Sam & Dean - Oct 18
11. Sexting - Dean - Oct 19
12. Semi-public sex - Sam - Oct 21
13. Strapped - Dean - Oct 23
14. Bratting - John - Oct 25
15. CNC - Dean - Oct 26
16. Masturbation - Sam - Oct 28
17. Humiliation - Dean - Oct 29
18. Biting - Sam - Oct 30- Words:
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You want married dad Dean, I want married dad Dean, we all want married dad Dean.
The chronicles of Dean and you building your life.
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Meg. And bodies. And guts.
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Bookmarked by sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth
18 Oct 2025
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Incredible, visceral Meg body horror
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Some jobs are better than others.
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During his time with Amelia, Sam gets recruited to help at a martial arts self-defense class by acting as the perp. Everything is fine until the gym turns into the cage.
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With only five weeks til the baby arrives, you're exhausted, and aching all over- but Sam takes good care of you.
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- Part 2 of Sam/Reader Smutty One-shots
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Saving people. Hunting things.
That’s the family business you were born into, whether you want it or not. You grew up next to Sam and Dean Winchester, and now you’re chasing monsters and trying to outrun the ghosts of your past.
But secrets don’t stay buried forever. The truth about what and who you are threatens to tear everything apart.
Now, with the apocalypse on the horizon, you’re fighting more than demons. You’re fighting yourself.
Because the closer you get to saving the world, the closer you come to losing yourself… and the two brothers who’d burn it all down to save you.
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a SPICY why choose reader insert about saving the world. One monster at a time.
this work does have a playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/49o0VYt5n3pWM98KECvVlA?si=l-DItSsaT2ipWoOmVKZrfQ&pi=Hi_0cVeLS1e-1
also, don’t be a ghost reader! I love you comments. This fic is posted under the same name by my alternate account @ghostbellie on Wattpad — if you prefer that. I am vocal over there about updates and any delays. ❤️ you guys, don’t be strangers.