vampireclit
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Surprise Party! ✮⋆˙ by vampireclit for WishIHadSomeCheese
Fandoms: Alien Series, Aliens (1986)
07 May 2026
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The marines realized your birthday was coming up — like really coming up — so they set about a plan. Spearheading this was Bishop, who found a way to make the day extra-special just for you.
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HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY OUPPY!!!!!!!! 🍰💌✨
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Overworked to the point of passing out at your computer, Bishop decides it's time to take action. This leads to unforeseen consequences.
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all these hands have got a hold of me. by vampireclit
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien: Earth (TV 2025)
15 Apr 2026
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Kirsh finds you pulling yet another all-nighter in the lab. As long as you're here, he decides to conduct an experiment of his own.
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originally posted 9-19-2025, but rewritten as of april 2026!
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Jerry's been feeling something strange lately. That's kinda par for the course when it comes to Kramer-related issues, only... Jerry feels like the crazy one, this time. Cue typical awkward feelings about potential attraction to guys, in particular one guy who is never not around.
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Ripley returns to the recording studio one night to retrieve her axe, but stumbles upon Bishop in the middle of a project. There's definitely more to this guy than meets the eye.
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- Part 1 of Aliens (1986) — Rock of Ages AU
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Requests / Commissions by vampireclit
Fandom Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989), Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Columbo, Hard Target (1993), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies)
04 Jan 2026
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Misadventures of Beetlejuice & Reader by vampireclit
Fandom Beetlejuice - All Media Types
12 Oct 2017
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Destination Unknown by bonsoir_oiseau for vampirecult
Fandoms: The Twilight Zone (TV 1959)
16 May 2026
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Another day, another psychic disturbance to clean up. Except this time, the Entity is much closer to the scene than he normally is.
Bookmarked by vampireclit
17 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
rod and his neverending cigarette. incomparable
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Helter Skelter by bonsoir_oiseau for vampirecult
Fandoms: The X-Files, The Lone Gunmen (TV)
12 May 2026
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A brief look at life with the Lone Gunmen, on the road to Maine in pursuit of Fox Mulder.
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In The Palm of Your Hands by WishIHadSomeCheese
Fandoms: Alien Series, Aliens (1986), Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997)
12 May 2026
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You administrator Bishop's robo-estrogen, and she takes the opportunity to seek more affection.
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Candy Eyes by WishIHadSomeCheese
Fandoms: Alien Series, Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Aliens (1986)
07 May 2026
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Watching you sleep had become a normal part of Bishop's nightly routine.
Through trust you find ways to make it more stimulating.
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In Which Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Refuses to Allow Antonio Salieri to Get Any Work Done, Thusly Risking the Court Composer's Career by SneakySomethingSinister
Fandoms: Amadeus (1984), Amadeus - Shaffer
21 Mar 2024
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a dialogue exchange i originally wrote for my other fic that i don't think will make it into the final cut, so i gave it some context and decided to publish it on its own!
as the title suggests, naturally.
Bookmarked by vampireclit
08 Apr 2026