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Michael Jackson's Heal the World by Slankyhanky
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, earth-chan, Planets - Fandom, Anthropomorphism, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic), Recycle! Earth-Chan's Greatest Ambition!
25 Dec 2017
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Dio finds a strange young girl one night claiming to be "Earth" and feels something he never had before.
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In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
And I think that's beautiful.
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Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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Actions speak so much louder than words.Series
- Part 2 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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Rose Tint My Uwurld by orphan_account for My tiny gay friend sus
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
19 Dec 2017
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“Hehehehhe, Fat Albert boxers??? Funny jf meme xd” He said as he raised an eyebrow. Keith merely smiled and blushed.
“In my religion of Galranism, we can only go commando, unless it’s Monday or Tuesday. Monday we wear Fat Albert printed underwear, and on Tuesdays we wear pink.” He explained.
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Ok so this is a crack fic??? With smut kinda stuff??? I dunno but I have another fic planned, this is just to kinda cure my writer's block. -
a good reason to complain by Ixtilton
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
15 Dec 2017
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Westeros, year 904 AC.
35 years after the revolution that ended the last dynasty of Westerosi kings, and some after the military junta that followed, the seven kingdom's republic is said to be at last a democracy. Yet the world seems to be plunged into chaos as populism progresses in the free cities, liberty's bay is engulfed in civil war, the United dead Nation undergo massive social reforms and as the first free elections in Westeros seem to be compromised. Maybe it is time for an odd alliance between Westeros's old aristocratic families.
Or: how Gwenys Rivers almost destroyed the world by accident.
Warning: pure crack
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Shane loved scrolling through comments on the Unsolved videos, reading about different fans' theories about the various locations. Sprinkled in there, however, was the occasional theory about Shane himself. It was a theory that became increasingly popular with each video, the theory that Shane Madej was a demon, and that was why nothing ever interacted with him. In reality, he was something much more powerful, more powerful that any dark entity or demon that Ryan and him would ever encounter.
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- Part 1 of all about angels
- Part 3 of Shyan Collection
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"I hate you," Sirius growled and Remus just laughed louder. "You could be useful and tell me how to deal with this! What do I know about asking people out?! Or crushes? This is ridiculous! All my experience comes from yours and James' sad love lives and that's not something that should ever be repeated!"
"Oy!" Remus protested, but Sirius just looked at him flatly. "Fair enough."
27th of 52 aspec drabbles.
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- Part 27 of aspec drabbles/ficlets
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Day 4-Rebel Rebel, Put on your Dress by absolutely_wretched
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)
03 Dec 2017
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Theon stared at the wrinkled garment laid before him. It hung over the wooden table, arms carefully laid side to side. He wanted to scream. He wanted to fling the horrid thing into Ramsay’s face. But Theon’s wants were a matter of no importance; Reek’s were in control.
I wrote this for the 365 Writing Challenge at http://thinkwritten.com/365-creative-writing-prompts/
Original Tumblr Post: http://starcrysis.tumblr.com/post/168134042123/4-dancing-whos-dancing-and-why-are-they-tappingSeries
- Part 3 of 365 Day Writing Challenge
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Avengers: The Horror by Xx_PseudoPsycho_xX
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
03 Dec 2017
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When an insane alien shows up on Earth with malicious intentions, S.H.I.E.L.D. has no choice but bring together a team of remarkable people. Unfortunately, the team seems to be just as dangerous and mentally unstable as the alien.
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“Emma knew she was being ridiculous. Regina was here to track a stranger who had decided to cast a curse on the residents of Storybrooke, themselves included, and couldn't care less about sleeping in the same room as the Savior. So long as they kept a close eye on their perp and found out what they needed to by tomorrow morning, there was no other reason to delay in getting settled. But Emma couldn't help but feel like a cornered animal. A very horny cornered animal. Trapped in a room with the only living being that could simultaneously cause her hours of torturous sexual frustration and also hold the key to her much, much desired release.”
Set the day after the car stakeout at the Mayor’s Office, Emma and Regina follow the trail of their suspect, who they believed had started this latest curse, to an Inn at the edge of town that seems to have a reputation for its 'discretion' and decide to stay in order to keep an eye on the culprit.
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The Wedding by impudent_strumpet, Masked_Man_2 for Masked_Man_2
Fandoms: Othello - Shakespeare
23 Nov 2017
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Roderigo being Roderigo...at Iago's and Emilia's wedding.
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Your Love is Like an Ax to the Face (or, Plundering Hearts: Viking Edition) by Toxin for anticupid16
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Nov 2017
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Prompt: College AU in which Derek is the junior TA of a freshman history seminar, and Stiles is a competitive shithead freshman who likes to argue just to argue. One day, after tracking Derek to a coffee shop on campus to argue about his grade, Stiles realizes that Derek's actually a swell dude and they bond over common interests.
In which Lydia is a ruthless walking fortune cookie, Scott is exposed to the relationship-curing potential of ménages-à-trois, and more importantly, Stiles is convinced he’s pissed off the wrong deity in Valhalla because the closest thing he gets to action is the weekly — and deadly — debates he has with his grumpy TA from History 201: Introduction to Vikings. All of this to Erica’s enjoyment.
Urgh, college.
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A Match Made in Hell (A.K.A Well that ended well... I think) by W4kemeupins1de
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
16 Nov 2017
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In which Taehyung summons a demon by accident - "It wasn't an accident! I totally meant to!" "You had no idea what you were doing Tae" - Jin can't believe he was overpowered by the tragic combination of bad luck, marbles and pink chalk- Pink! That was no colour for a demon (sadly) - and Jimin wants him to leave almost as much as Jin wants to go home (except that actually... maybe... just possibly he doesn't)
Jin and Jimin may be a match made in hell, but when it comes to demons, that might just be a good thing.Series
- Part 1 of Occult circles are better in neon chalk
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In which Princess Leia of the House of Organa is not tortured, because the Sith Lord Darth Vader discovered their familial relationship and fucking flipped by SmonksTheMuse
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
14 Nov 2017
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Multiple prompts on tumblr that became a full-fledged fic. The title pretty much gives you the premise.
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Bits and pieces about Bill and Ford's terrible, awful relationship.
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You sit on a Cactuar once and no one let's you forget it. Also everyone realises that the Warrior of Light really needs therapy, holy shit.
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- Part 4 of Wine Cellar
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a soft epilogue by evilblubber (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
21 Oct 2017
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I think we deserve
a soft epilogue, my love.
We are good people
and we’ve suffered enough.
- Seventy Years of SleepOr, Emperor Armitage Hux and his Consort are disgustingly in love, Kylo Ren has a nude sleepwalking problem, and everyone just kind of deals with that.
Poe Dameron is tired of war, and somehow ends up having his hair braided by the guy who brutally ripped his mind open that one time.
(The war has left everyone strangely hollow, and they all handle it differently.)
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And I Will Only Hear Your Voice by bulletproofanchors
Fandoms: Oh My Girl (Band), SEVENTEEN (Band)
21 Oct 2017
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A Miyoo and Jeongcheol centered Oh My Girl x Seventeen College AU.
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Rewards by Taeryfai for silver_drip
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Oct 2017
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Team Captain America were not the only ones to escape the Raft. Due to the results of their actions, Tony Stark is now dead and he's coping surprisingly well as a ghost. Aside from when he isn't.
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- Part 9 of Live and Let Avenge
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The worst day of Jimin's life was the day he cost Jeongguk his life. He never meant for what he did to cause Jeongguk to be gone forever. He wanted nothing more to take it back.
But he couldn't.
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This is the story of Arthur, a vet who has recently moved to Ealdor to get a new lease on life, and Merlin, the local animal lover who becomes Arthur's favourite client.
Warning - This story includes a drunk bunny, sad little guinea pig, ninja kitties and an evil chicken. Symptoms may include blushes, fluffy tails and twitching eyebrows.
This is also the story of Arthur and his love for his mother, as he tries to find his place in the world and someone to love him as he is.
But mostly, it's about the eyebrow twitching. Just ask Arthur.