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Somewhere between finding Max tucked between two motorhomes in Malaysia during the 2015 season and winding up with several of what Sebastian insisted on calling his Grid Kids™️ sprawled all over the living room of his house in Monaco, Lewis had accepted his role as Grid Dad™️. Now, with the 2024 season upon them and several major changes looming over not only Lewis, but the Grid as a whole, they'll have to figure out how to navigate being the fiercest competitors on track, and the strongest family off of it.
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- Part 20 of This [Grid] is a Family
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It is a little-known fact that Max is an omega.
It is also a little-known fact that Max is actually very fashionable.
It’s an even lesser-known fact that he likes to look pretty.
[INFREQUENT UPDATES! I WRITE WHEN I HAVE AN IDEA AND CURRENLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW I WANT THIS TO END, I'M FINDING THE PLOT AS I GO! BE AWARE OF VERY INFREQUENT UPDATES.
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George Russell
Good morning everyone! As you may have seen (or heard), we are having new neighbors on the building! So, everyone welcome them and introduce yourselves and, please, be nice and don’t scare them.
(Specially you two Max and Fernando)Fernando
Wtf did i do now
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UhmMax
New neighbors?landooo
huh~kimi
hello??
what is this
and why is there so many peopleGeorge Russell
Morning Kimi! This is our building chat, in which all of your new neighbors are here! So, if you have an issue or a problem don’t doubt to ask here (or just ask me privately)!~Ollie
why does he sound like a robot wtflandooo
TJATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINF FOR AGES NWO
THANSK U RNADOM GUYOr
F1 drivers living in the same building and creating chaos just because they are bored (so am I)? HELL YEAH
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- Part 1 of F1 Chatfic (i love writting chats)
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my webbonso crumbs 👅
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18 Times Lestappen Tried To Hide Their Relationship (And One Time They Failed) by f1writingbyme, LestappenForever
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
27 Feb 2024
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Charles is pretty sure he is going to die of a heart attack at the age of only twenty-six because of all the sneaking around and almost getting caught every time.
The only positive thing they have going for them is that they haven't been caught yet. How that's possible, Charles isn't sure, but he thinks it might have something to do with the fact that their friends either aren't paying much attention or are just plain stupid.
Charles secretly hopes it's the last one.
But of course, luck is not on Charles’ side, as one Mr. Lando Norris, tucked away in the safety of his driver's room on the other side of the paddock, is typing away on his phone.
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OR: The prequel to 19 Times The Grid Saved Lestappen (And One Time They Didn't Have to) that approximately two people asked for.
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- Part 2 of Lestappen + The Grid
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It's the drivers' parade at Interlagos, and the Mercedes car has broken down. Red Bull comes to the rescue, but for reasons no one can figure out (including the man himself) Max asks George to join them instead of Kimi. What kind of shenanigans will ensue?
A dramatization of real life events at the 2025 Sao Paulo Grand Prix.
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This series follows Lewis Hamilton and the ever-changing, ever-growing Formula 1 Grid as Lewis navigates [accidentally] adopting several of what Sebastian Vettel insisted on calling his Grid Kids™️ - including Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc, Lando Norris, and George Russell.
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Fernando
What am I looking at?
Lewis♡
this is art, fer
embrace it
Fernando
I am not embracing a pregnant man.
Jenson😍🔥😛🌈
Sentences I never thought I would hear Fernando say part 4
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I LOVE CHAOS SQUAD CHATFICS
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British Whore
I just heard a loud thud lol
Somebody fallen down the stairs or somethingBritney
Bitch that was me 😭
I’ve fallen
And it was right next to Lewis
I’m going to dieBritish Whore
Ohhh soo you have fallen for Lewis 😏
Britney
I’m gonna kill you
You’re a dead man, Jenson Alexander Lyons Button, mark my wordsBritish Whore
😨
Long story short: they love each other, your honor and they’re a complete hot mess.They also call each other “whore” and “bitch” (like… a bit too often lol)
Basically: Nico, Jenson and Lewis are colleage rookies and the rest is history.
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The begining of my ideal F1 family tree 🙈(First fic btw, I'm scared, english is not my first language, be gentle pls 🥹
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- Part 1 of The Chaotic F1 Family Chronicles
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one of my fav chatfics 🩷🩷
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IN WHICH I REWRITE H20 JUST ADD WATER BUT PUT 2000S F1 DRIVERS AS THE CAST INSTEAD OF THE ACTUAL CAST BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT.
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Welcome to the Las Vegas drivers’ press conference, starring Max Verstappen and George Russell! And featuring Fernando Alonso, who may or may not have orchestrated the entire thing.
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A typhoon hits Singapore and our group finds out Max is also a little.
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- Part 16 of George Russell is daddy's little peanut
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is it casual now (you wonder why i’m bitter) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
01 Aug 2025
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When Lance disappears from the group chat, things go from chaotic to concerning in under eight hours. What begins as memes and teasing spirals into something none of them are prepared for — least of all Fernando, who’s suddenly boarding his private jet and reevaluating the definition of “just teammates.”
Featuring: a dramatic rescue, an extremely nosy Esteban, half the grid playing accidental therapist, and more uses of memes than anyone asked for.or:
a slow-burn love story told through group chat disasters, bad coping mechanisms, and one very ill-timed Instagram post.- Language:
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I love Fernando Alonso and George Russell's friendship. So I had to write a series for the ship. I know enough about Formula 1, but I'm no expert. The stories are based on real life events but with a twist. I've watched too many YouTube videos of their interactions...
[Do not translate, re-post, or distribute my work without my written consent.]
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12/19/25 3-3
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Where the double disqualification of both McLarens reminds Fernando of the worst experience of his life, and how an Australian comes along to make the night—and the rest of his life—worse, or perhaps better.
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Where two-time world champion Fernando Alonso is forced to listen to his former love, Mark Webber, after a decade of complete silence and empty stares.
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Fernando takes Lance for a little tumble in the sheets but fails to realize until afterwards that Lance has never slept with a man before, much less bottomed.
He does his best to make up for it.
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There are only 10 days and 1 fish left to catch in the biggest fishing competition ever put on. Tensions are as high as the air temperature in the Ozarks where Charles Leclerc is trying to win it all. Unfortunately for him, his childhood rival and most sincere enemy Max Verstappen is the other finalist, and worse, there is only one boat.
As they navigate the twisting waterways of self-growth and trauma, will they be able to overcome the darkness that threatens the competition, and maybe even their very livelihoods?-
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In which a new group chat is created, and chaos ensues (takes place over the 2024-2025 winter break ♥️)
Lewis
Happy new year!!
Hope everyone has a great start to the year :)Charles
Aw thanks :)Fernando
I hope everyone has a shit year so I can win WDCLando
damn fernando the devil
not gonna happen grandpa