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Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part by Behavioral_Unit091_B, selfless_solipsist
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
28 Sep 2025
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UPDATE (30.09.2025): Chapters from 1-22 are gonna get updated soon due to me finally learning how to space things out correctly + to fix the formatting in the dialogues and such. NEW SCENES ARE GOING TO BE ADDED AS WELL. (5/22 complete)
In a chaotic twist of fate (or more like a weird trial from an ancient, cosmic axolotl), you find yourself married to Bill Cipher, the interdimensional demon and chaos incarnate. Two weeks into your new life together, you're just trying to survive the absurdity of being legally bound to a two-dimensional triangle with a massive ego and questionable decision-making skills. With Bill floating around making strange observations about the horrors of human biology and occasionally trying to "bond," things are... well, let's just say "normal" isn't in the cards. Will this be the most dysfunctional marriage in the multiverse? Probably. Will you survive? Maybe. Will it be hilarious? Absolutely.
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- Part 1 of Born of Chaos, Bound by Choice
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OKAY, I'M ABOUT TO SCREAM.
THIS FANFIC MADE ME LOVE BILL CIPHER EVEN MORE (LIKE, FOR REAL, I FELL FOR HIM MORE WITH EVERY CHAPTER JUST LIKE THE Y/N). THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF HORROR/SILLY/ROMANTIC/SMUTTY/ANGSTY/HILARIOUS ENERGY. THE PERFECT CIPHER BLEND. EVERYONE IS IN-CHARACTER AND GIVEN JUSTICE, EVEN THE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS - ESPECIALLY THE HENCHMANIACS!!!!!! (ALSO AUTHOR MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH 8-BALL, HE'S NOW MY BIG BUFFY GREEN BABY, THANK YOU; I LOVE THE TAKE ON THE HENCHMANIACS). THE VISUALS IN A FEW OF THE CHAPTERS, ESPECIALLY CHAPTER 38, ARE SCRATCHING MY BRAIN IN JUST THE RIGHT WAY AND I'M JUST MMMMMMM, FEED ME MORE AUTHOR. FEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND, OF COURSE, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND THAT IS *LEGS* (Y/N); SHE'S MY FAVOURITE READER INSERT AND I LOVE HER TO DEATH PPLEASE LET HER STEP ON ME
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BEST BILL CIPHER X READER FIX TO EXIST IN ALL KNOWN AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSES
I'M SURE IF I EXISTED IN OTHER WORLDS, I'D BE READING THIS AND SCRWAMING IN DELIGHT IN ALL OF THEM
LEGS X BILL FOR LIFE
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Once of Bill Cipher’s henchmen takes an opportunity to take their boss down a peg or two. In the process, they inadvertently show their human prisoner the first modicum of anything resembling kindness he’s encountered in days.
(Originally posted February 29, 2016)
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These are all stories where the Love God's love potion affects the lives of the Pine Twins and their friends. All are alternate histories that branch off from the canon universe.
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The Dark Ages Of Bill by Behavioral_Unit091_B, selfless_solipsist
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part (Fanfiction)
26 Oct 2025
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In a land most cursed and confused, where the forests whispered legal threats and the rivers flowed with questionable soup, there reigned a kingdom most foul. 'Twas a time of plague, poor hygiene, and peasantry so dense it could be used to reinforce castle walls. A time of dragons, damp moats, and monarchs with more inbreeding than sense.
In this time—this era of mud and misery—there lived a princess.
She had never known love, nor wanted it. For what mortal fool could match her?
And lo, that answer descendeth from the heavens like a flaming middle finger from God.
A star fell.
Nay, not a star—a triangle.
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- Part 3 of Born of Chaos, Bound by Choice
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Dipper knows Mabel didn't mean to cause it, but he can't help but curse when he lands through a rift into a town that's not his Gravity Falls. Now, he's all alone and tries to overcome the fact Bill has taken over the world in this alternate universe.
And every living being knows the party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and this version of Bill reigns supreme. He welcomes everyone, human and monster, to Weirdmageddon.
While Dipper is desperate to get back to his own dimension, the strangest thing that comes out of Weirdmageddon is the fact this Bill is a lot different than the one who tried to kill him. He's much more watchful and obsessive to keep Dipper within his hands at all times.
It'll take a miracle for Dipper to ever return home now.
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If I don't find it anymore I'll regret it, BUT I don't know if I should consider it in the top 10 (I don't have a top 10 lol)
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Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.
A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.
But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?
A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
Inspired by
ABBABABBA.Series
- Part 1 of Knowing Me Knowing You
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- 66/66
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Peak
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When everything is crumbling around them, hope for the future is slim, and the self-appointed ruler of the world offers him a place by his side, Stanford Pines does the only thing he can do to one day fix his mistakes; he says Yes. (AU in which Ford accepts Bill's offer to join him during the events of Weirdmageddon Part 1. Largely written before Part 2)
TL;DR gays into the abyss and ford fucks it up for all of us.
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poly henchmaniacs (and Ford said yes)
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In which a GF-fangirl wakes up to find herself in the body of a baby Bill Cipher before the events of canon happens. Welp, lets see how much she can fuck this up.
(Updates once every other week)
(Now canonically a shared universe with the Triplet AU, Dimension 46'/-A and One Way(to absolve his crime))
IMPORTANT NOTE: Ok, so I've decided to just put a warning right here about BlueBill from Dimension 46'/-A. He's not a good person, and is going to trigger a lot of people. Also putting up an angst warning for when things get super emotionally draining as a result of BlueBill and other terrible things making MizBill spiral into depression.
This is backstory, character exploration, slice of life and very much a cradle to the grave sort of thing. And... apparently the romance is finally coming up. Woop?
This is not meant to be taken seriously, it's just a stupid idea I'm writing for fun.Series
- Part 1 of Illusion IS Reality
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- 306/?
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Reincarnated as bill she tries to be a good person
She has several shape shifted personas (one is a rock star, one is a harvest god, one is a manga author)
Her earth is in the Stone Age
She can visit different universes with different bills
Blue bill universes takes place a year after cannon they go on a time travel adventure
Her universe has 3 pillars creation, destruction, and time (axolotl, her, and time baby)
Sabastion is a different universe where a bill was reincarnated into a Stan triplets
Bill is still learning to use her powers
She has friends and adopted children and grandchildren
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Bill Cipher; a popular senior who gets what he wants.
Dipper Pines; a blind freshman with too much pride.
What happens when you put the two in a room together?
Good things, bad things, and dirty things.
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When Dipper tried to stop Bill Cipher from taking Great Uncle Ford he didn’t expect to be taken too. Now he had to deal with the demon constantly hanging around with him and the confusing feelings he was starting to feel around Bill.
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- Part 1 of Journal 4: The Series
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- 46/46
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Beautiful, amazing chefs kiss
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“You know what I can do to you,” Bill spoke slowly, emphasizing the threat, “You know that so well. So, tell me why you are so insistent on provoking me today.”
Dipper inched closer to the bed, until standing in front of him. He didn’t quite dare to touch him, not willing to cross one line too many. “It’s cold,” he repeated, “I need you. You can make it hurt, too.”
“You make it sound almost romantic.”
Dipper let out a flat laugh. As if he was still capable of feeling something like that, even if he wanted to—which he didn’t, not really. “It’s not—but you could delude me into believing it is.” It was offering himself up like a grotesque feast.
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His soul in exchange for his life. What other choice did Dipper have? A decade into the future, he's settled deep into the pit that is Bill Cipher. Neither of them knows what their existence means, yet. When the time comes, Dipper has another choice to make. Demons aren't the most powerful creatures that stain our existence.
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- Part 1 of Bloodstained Kingdom Come - Universe
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Bill Cipher received a brand-new flip phone.
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Stan Pines, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Being an Intergalactic Crime Boss by WDW
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
21 Jan 2021
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Stan hadn't meant to get locked up in space jail. He especially didn't expect to break out of space jail and end up as an intergalactic crime boss.
It just sort of happened.
(For Stanuary: Crime)
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Ford is shoved into a locker with someone else already being inside.
He hates it.
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or Billford college rivals AU yeyyy
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Chp 3
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All my Non Euclidean Geometry AU short comics, art, and lore crossposted from tumblr!
Geometry on a curved surface is considered non-euclidean, where regular rules about lines and angles might not apply-
AKA, the AU where you got wasted on your birthday with your Muse and one thing led to another and you REALLY violated that 5th postulate and now you gotta deal with the results, Ford! (he didn’t know he could that! neither did the other one! and neither remembers what exactly they did to do that!!!)
Set Pre-Portal/Betrayal Era, watch Ford and Bill try to parent their surprise baby, Pyramid Steve!Series
- Part 3 of Non Euclidean Geometry AU
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“Isosceles.” Dipper corrected. What kind of name was that even? That wasn’t a name, it was an adjective. It felt familiar though, but he couldn’t recall where he would have heard of it. It should be an innocuous enough word, but it sent fear tingling down his spine and into the core of his bones. His eyes fell on the body lying all but forgotten on deck. It had been floating downwind.
“Pirates.” One of the sailors uttered breathlessly.
Mabel and Dipper are orphaned stowaways looking for a better life. Stanley Pines is a notorious pirate captain looking for (ostensibly) easy riches and (more privately) revenge.
There is no way these three could ever find common ground, is there?Series
- Part 1 of Pirate AU
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SUCH an interesting AU based on pirates! Super well-written! Definitely worth a read (and re-read, haha), despite being unfinished. 💖
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Illusion IS Reality by bluefrosty27, Josephina X (josephina_x), josephina_x, Mizuuma
Fandom: Gravity Falls
20 Oct 2025
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In an alternate weirdmageddon ending, Stanford Pines reluctantly gives Bill the equation to breach the weirdness bubble out of desperation to save the twins. Bill decides that, in his beautiful perfect world, he’d dedicate himself to attempting to win Ford over and prove to him that he is, in fact, capable of “love”, or at least what he thinks is love. :)
Toxic yaoi and manipulation galore ahead. Venture carefully, brave ones.
Now with illustrations! Yay!!!
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Dangerous Love by Butterfly_chic21
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
14 Jan 2021
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This wasn't supposed to happen but, it did. Now, they have to face the consequences.