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Harry Hart x Reader 18+ smut
It is Valentines Day.Reader is heavily tattooed with butterflies and moths. Reader is a Lepidopterist in the making.
Reader is a stripper.You're on vacation in Kentucky, where your highly cult like religious uncle has forced you to stay around to attend one of his sermons. You hate this man so much, but he's literally got your identification held ransom, until you attend at least one of his stupid racist and radical gatherings.
Canonically, this would be happening the day before Harry kills everyone in the church. Harry stakes out the place for three days, before Valentine flips the switch on his trap for Harry, and Harry takes an intense interest in you.
He ends up seducing you, and leaves you his number, and a new cellphone, and tells you to hold onto it until he sees you again. Harry then goes to the church...
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Thanks to Michelle, Eggsy is a damn good sub.
Most of her advice boils down to: "Doms are easy, baby. As long as they think they're in control, they'll be eatin' out the palm of your hand."
(Or: Kingsman hasn't had a sub before and no one knows what to do when Eggsy's forced into a Drop. Eggsy hadn't planned on letting them find out his orientation, but he can work with it. Even drugged and in deep, Eggsy's one of their best, after all.)
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When you first hear the sharp knocking of knuckles against wood you believe, momentarily, that your mind has finally begun to slip.
No human has dared enter your woods in – if memory serves – at least a century, let alone found their way as far as your door.
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What you are in the Dark by orphan_account
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Homestuck
26 Oct 2014
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People have got to stop exposing SBURB and SGRUB players to boggarts.
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We Can Always Leave by SaydriaWolfe for Thandimanillon
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), James Bond (Craig Movies)
13 Dec 2015
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The movie redone with soulmarks, soulmates and their bonding... basically.
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
(Updates Sundays)
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Caliborn and his twin, Calliope, both work at their father's frozen yogurt shop after the local colleges let out, and they have for a few years. While his sister may adore the little hole in the wall shop, Caliborn hates it.
But he hates the customers even more.
And he REALLY hates Dirk Strider.
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“This is actually an excellent opportunity for you. Kingsman is one of the most elite cooking schools in London, and they so rarely offer evening courses like this. The fact that they were willing to work with us and allow you to attend is a miracle.”
“It’s basic though, yeah?” Basic was what he needed. He just needed to learn enough so that Deanna wasn’t eating frozen pizza or chicken nuggets every meal, and his mum wasn’t exactly in the mood to cook most days. Cooking had always been his dad’s thing, he’d been about to trade up from a sous chef to a full chef when his accident had happened.
Sure, Eggsy could eat junk all day long if he had to, but his half-sister deserved better. He could give her better.
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- Part 1 of La Cuisine
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Michelle kept it together after Lee died in the marines, never married Dean, and raised Eggsy well. Eggsy joined the marines at 18 and at 24 is home on leave. He has money to spare and a desire for some nice clothes. He decides to splurge on a couple bespoke pieces from Kingsman Tailors. But he has no clue that Kingsman Tailors is a front for the most exclusive escort service in London. And that when he booked his appointment he used the code phrase for the escort services and not just the tailors.
A bespoke fitting is different than Eggsy expected.
Really, really different.
If he had known how different he definitely would have done this along time ago.
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John has spent most of his life so far feeling like something has been off. He's starting high school this year, and he figures it will be just like every other year.
Rose is an incredibly smart girl, and besides her lingering admission of her sexuality to her friends, her main purpose is to steer those friends towards their best futures.
Dana is a cool girl. Her brother has always pushed her to be the best, and she's always lived up to that. She's simply passing that legacy on to her friends.
Jade has always been a happy girl, and her time talking with her friends has only added to that. She's sure she'll always remain a beacon of positivity to them.
All of the above are lies.
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my favorite Homestuck fic ever, a shame it has not gotten updated
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I'ma read this o'er summer break :0
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HIATUS as I try to get my shit together; sorry about that. I’m not giving up though!
In a doomed timeline, a Prince splinters himself multiple times over.
Two Princes face corruption. One is consumed by it. The other dies.
The Rogue has a secret.
A new start begins.
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Davepetasprite, now Deilos Sprite, has no idea how the fuck they got into this universe, but they have one goal in mind.
Protect the Striders and Lalondes from Shady Organization, probably Crocker Corp.
Preferably without them knowing. Unfortunately that doesn't last too long after a botched attempt of kidnapping leads to Deilos sick and hurt at the Strilonde front door. They wanted to leave immediately after getting better, but after saving and returning their baby Dave (and wasn't THAT a fucking doozy), the Strilonde Family refuses to let go.
Deilos can't risk getting them involved with their shit, not when it was their fault they were being targeted after all. But the Strilondes are incredibly stubborn, especially alternate Bro, Derek Strider, who keeps looking at them with weird eyes. They hope he doesn't remember that one time they saved him from the human version of The Felt... Wait, where did Dirk and Roxy come from? They did what.
Davepeta-centric Found Family Story
(Now with consensual child kidnapping!)Series
- Part 2 of Pyros Rewritten
- Part 6 of Former Strider Sprites
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no, you know what? fuck you *undissolves your game over dirk* by nonbinaryblorbos (shiny_boi_zane)
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Sep 2022
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My dumbass decided to go and combine my "game over timeline Dirk doesn't actually die" and "Dirk goes grimdark but he's just really really sappy and attaches himself to his friends" into one traumatized af Dirk and yeah I know he doesn't really act like the second one in this chapter but I'll get there
Despite the title ("it's a temporary one" he tells himself, permanently in denial of the fact he will never finish a multichapter fic in his life, and probably never touch this one again except to orphan it), this is not, in fact, crack treated seriously-
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Kinktober 2024 by ZackariasWriting
Fandom: Bleach (Anime & Manga), Fairy Tail, Final Fight (Video Game), Original Work, Street Fighter, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Oct 2024
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You keep trying to pretend this is just some kind of awful dayterror. You'll wake up any minute and go bitch to Kankri about how being on this planet is bad for your sensitive temperament. Any minute.
Not this minute. This minute the humans are shoving you into a scraped-bare ablution block that reeks of unfamiliar, cloying-sweet chemicals and letting you just fall on your front like a miserable mistreated tool.
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Re:Beginning: A Job-Filled Reincarnation by Crimster
Fandoms: 無職転生 ～異世界行ったら本気だす～ - 理不尽な孫の手 | Mushoku Tensei: Isekai Ittara Honki Dasu - Rifujin na Magonote
11 Dec 2023
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Rudeus was originally a washed-up neet, but when he got his second chance at life, he took it by the horns and ran with it. Even if many things that happened along the way weren’t quite what he wanted, he wouldn’t change a thing. Sure, he had made some mistakes. Some of the people closest to him died, but he lived his life how he wanted, the way he never had, and he was okay with how it ended. So why is it that he was still awake? Why was he back in the home he had started in all those years ago? When he thought about everything he had done, the only thought that came to his mind was simple. “Why do I get another chance?”
The two had set up everything, from when Rudeus died to the fight with Laplace. Every minute detail Rudeus and Orsted could think of had been planned for—any difference in timeline accounted for. After Rudeus’s death, the rest was left in Orsted’s hands, and with his comrades in tow, they defeated the Man-God and sealed him away, this time permanently. Everything Rudeus had done was not in vain… So why? Why had it come to this? Standing in this familiar, nameless forest in the northern part of the Central Continent, Orsted knew one thing for sure. He had looped. He had failed Rudeus Greyrat.
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The Likes Of Me And You by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
14 Oct 2017
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Eliza Doolittle: There can't be any feeling between the likes of me and the likes of you.
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Eggsy is an omega and he knows that he'll never be good enough to have what he wants out of Harry Hart.
He's not that type of omega, not the type that alphas keep.
He’s not good enough for that kind of life, that kind of love.
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- Part 1 of Love(rs) Under Fire
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Can’t believe I’ve done this
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This diverges pretty much right after Jane loses Lil' Sebastian on her world.
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In which Dirk Strider insists that Jane can't defend herself, so he's coming to live in her house and building her a new bodyguard. Jane is none-too-thrilled.
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The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
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No.