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indelible by greased_lightning_rod
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2019
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Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.
Why is he here again? Oh yes.
“I need your help.”
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It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.
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06 Aug 2023
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The island of snacks is a refuge for Stede. Island of Misfit Orgy-goers, he thinks to himself. He snatches a bottle of water, does as the sign says, and hydrates. He can hear music playing throughout the whole house, a sexy and sultry playlist that he quite enjoys. Over the sound of the music are the occasional moan or sound of slapped flesh and a whimper. Stede blinks, staring at the wall and taking in the sounds of the evening. Could he distinguish Mary’s voice from the rest? He wonders. He doesn’t think he can. He doesn’t know if he’s ever heard her in the throes of passion, come to think of it, and that thought slightly depresses him.
“First time?” a deep voice says across the island.
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Stede and Mary attend their first queer poly play party, and Stede learns a lot about himself with the help of a delightful stranger.
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29 Mar 2023
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podfic of smallestchurch's bury the castle
Stede's been back and Ed's a mess. The books are gone, and Stede's telling an old folktale to the crew, and Ed's had a little too much rum. His dream is a lot like Stede's story—wild, magical, impossible. Somehow, it changes everything.
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It can’t be real, is the thing. It’s huge, for one. Big and broad through the shoulders, massive beige rack on its head, enormous brown-green eyes. It moves fast, delicate and ballerina graceful, long limbs sure in their movements, muscular and graceful. It seems to glide over the forest floor, never tripping, never hesitating.
And it’s pure white, from its fuzzy ears to its flicking tail, every where save a few tawny spots on its hind legs, near its nose, like freckles. Ed’s never seen anything like it.
It reminds him of … something. Something he can’t place, but something he knows, like a finger painting of a memory, blurry but bright. Hauntingly evocative.
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- English
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- 92
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- 4/4
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29 Mar 2023
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Ed and Stede have an interesting week.
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Part 5 of Proper Hydration, a modern alternate universe series that explores the question: “What if they met after coming home to themselves a bit first?”Series
- Part 5 of Proper Hydration
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28 Feb 2023
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Stede Bonnet is having a day of it. He's suddenly getting divorced, he's questioning everything he thought he knew about his sexuality, and while exploring he's accidentally subscribed to the live webcam feed of popular camboy Blackbeard.
In the process he's won a competition he didn't know he was entering, to get a little more up close and personal. Unhinged shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of Make Your Own Luck
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- English
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- 4/4
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30 Jan 2023
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It’s Paris in the summer of 2024, and world-famous diving champion Ed Teach is representing New Zealand in what could be his final Olympics. After coming back from an almost career-ending injury he’s focussed everything he's got on winning gold at these Games, but when he meets Stede Bonnet—a first-time diving rival representing Barbados—at the infamous free condom handout and then discovers they're roommates, he’s suddenly got a lot more to think about.
As Ed’s synchronisation with his long-term diving partner Izzy Hands begins to falter and Stede struggles with his confidence, believing in each other might be the only thing that gets them both through. In between, they're going to take this brief, fated time together to connect in every possible way they can.
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- Part 1 of Love Beyond Borders
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- English
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- 9/9
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27 Jan 2023
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Stede Bonnet owns a fancy yarn shop in a cosy little seaside town. Life is mostly peaceful, a bit stressful, often lonely—then the empty shop next door is taken over by a leatherworker with kind eyes and a surprising fondness for cashmere, and everything changes.
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21 Jan 2023
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Seaglass by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) for TheFierceBeast
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jan 2023
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Stede Bonnet owns a fancy yarn shop in a cosy little seaside town. Life is mostly peaceful, a bit stressful, often lonely—then the empty shop next door is taken over by a leatherworker with kind eyes and a surprising fondness for cashmere, and everything changes.
(Fluff and sock garters and seashore walks and midlife revelations and a loophole in The Sweater Curse.)
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- Part 1 of Seaglass
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- 26,148
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- 6/6
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15 Jan 2023
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Ed had never held back before.
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Or, a certain crocheting lumberjack ponders the night he met a lost traveler, on the day of their reunion.
{a sequel to Snowed In}--
podfic of "Avalanche" by jazzxdaffy
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- Part 2 of (PODFIC) Blizzard Boys
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- 1/1
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05 Jan 2023
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Ed & Stede get even closer at year’s end.
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Part 4 of Proper Hydration, a modern alternate universe series that explores the question: “What if they met after coming home to themselves a bit first?”
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- Part 4 of Proper Hydration
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31 Dec 2022
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That’s it. You’re alright. You’re just too damned gorgeous to die, aren’t you? Devil doesn’t want the competition. Reckon you could stick a pitchfork in me any day.
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In which Stede is a touch telepath, and Ed has been desperate for someone who understands him.
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31 Dec 2022
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Down Where It's Wetter by CartoonMayor, ghostalservice for knotwerk
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Dec 2022
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When Ed hears Izzy's caught something strange in his net, he expects maybe a two-headed swordfish or a weird duck. But what he's found seems a little too human for Ed's taste.
A Free Willy/Shape of Water/Little Mermaid/Tentacle AU.
Check out the fabulous podfic by tipsy_kitty!
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- Part 1 of WAS (Wet Ass Squssy)
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- English
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31 Dec 2022
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Massive Multivoice Podfic of : Blue as Cut Sapphires and Shining like Gold by Suchgreatheights by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Dec 2022
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From the author:
Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot.
Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love.
Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.
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- 154
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- 36/36
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07 Dec 2022
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“You’re looking for… what, a bisexual woman, right? A bisexual woman, who you’ve never met and don’t need to form any attachments to, who’s looking to get laid, who finds both you and your wife attractive, who both you and your wife are attracted to, who you can take home for a whirlwind one-night stand to spice up your marriage?”
“... Yes?”
“Yeah, we call that a Unicorn.”
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Or, Stede and Mary go looking for a three-way to save their marriage. Ed helps.
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06 Dec 2022
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Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach are falling in love. The only problem is Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach also happen to hate each other.
(It’ll make sense when you read it, promise.)
Modern AU where these two lunatics own rival pirate themed theme parks at the English seaside. Unbetaed.
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30 Nov 2022
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Ed & Stede enjoy a long weekend in together.
Part of Proper Hydration, a modern alternate universe series that explores the question: “What if they met after coming home to themselves a bit first?”
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- Part 3 of Proper Hydration
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23 Nov 2022
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When Stede typed ‘leather gay bars near me’ in his phone, only one result popped up.
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- Part 1 of Ride Hard
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18 Nov 2022
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This is a podfic of Birds of a Feather, read by the author.
It's 1932, and a rogue horde of emus is sweeping through Western Australia's wheatbelt. A military unit is called in to deal with the problem, led by Major Edward Teach, expert Lewis gunner.
Meanwhile, unconventional farmer Stede Bonnet has his own (secret) mission: to save as many of the birds as he can. They should find themselves on opposite sides of this war, but Ed's bored out of his skull and Stede's fucking fascinating. Turns out, they've got more in common than not. Along with the eccentric crew of Stede's Revenge farm, they'll find a way to win--together.
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- English
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- 55
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 29
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16 Nov 2022
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It's 1932, and a rogue horde of emus is sweeping through Western Australia's wheatbelt. A military unit is called in to deal with the problem, led by Major Edward Teach, expert Lewis gunner.
Meanwhile unconventional farmer Stede Bonnet has his own (secret) mission: to save as many of the birds as he can.
They should find themselves on opposite sides of this war, but Ed's bored out of his skull and Stede's fucking fascinating. Turns out they've got more in common than not. Along with the eccentric crew of Stede's Revenge farm, they'll find a way to win--together.
This fic is now COMPLETE!
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- English
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- 4/4
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15 Nov 2022
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Salvage diver Ed Teach is no stranger to the story of Blackbeard and the Queen Anne's Revenge- after all, the famous pirate is a distant ancestor. But then Professor Stede Bonnet, maritime archaeologist and many-times-great-grandson of the original, waltzes through the door of his shop and requests his services in finding the wreck. What are the odds?
Ed's had enough of the cutthroat world of salvage diving, and he's this close to leaving it all behind. But Bonnet's quest sparks an interest he hasn't felt in years, and he agrees to help the oddly charming man. Nothing to do with the fact that the Queen Anne might just be the last treasure trove Ed needs to escape his life. Definitely nothing to do with the way Bonnet's cheerful enthusiasm makes his heart skip a beat.
Together they'll hunt for the wreck... and then they'll reckon with what comes next.
COMPLETE!
SEQUEL/ PREQUEL NOW COMPLETE! Here Be Monsters.
PODFIC NOW AVAILABLE from the amazing Kninjaknitter, here.
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- Part 1 of Finders Keepers
- Language:
- English
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- 59,295
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- 11/11
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- 7
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- 879
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Bookmarked by 44is1111
15 Nov 2022