11 Works by ArgumentativeAxolotl
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Come In From The Cold, My Wayward Son by ArgumentativeAxolotl
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), X-Men: The Animated Series (Cartoon 1992)
05 Nov 2024
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Charles finds a homeless child in New Orleans- he adopts the Cajun.
AKA Charles Xavier Batman era. X-Men AU
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For TransCharlesXavier- it was his idea ^^
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Wolves And Bats Don’t Get Along! by ArgumentativeAxolotl
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), My Babysitter's A Vampire
24 Jul 2024
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After the Lucifractor explosion, everything immediately goes to shit. Ethan gets a vision and they need to travel to Beacon Hills, California. Great! They’re already here! Now they have to find a magic tree stump.
Only issue? There’s a huge pack of Werewolves mixed with a couple other assortment of random-ass supernatural creatures they need to get through to save the world. Fantastic.
Too bad Wolves and Bats haven’t gotten along for centuries.
AKA MBAV x TW crossover that involves Hijinks and shenanigans until they can finally save the world.
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The Way To My Heart Must Be Patience by ArgumentativeAxolotl
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
26 Mar 2024
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Starscream is adopted by Optimus Prime and his soft-sparked Autobots. What could go wrong?
Only EVERYTHING! Oh and the Decepticons miss their manipulative little Seeker boy.
Oh well.
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- Part 2 of He’s A Child… And A Soldier…
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Wings shredded, metal bent and burnt and melting, absolute agony. The last thing he sees is the Golden optics of the murderous dragon that should’ve long been extinct, rage depleting as his own red ones flicker and falter. He was no longer inventing. His last vents were agony. Until they weren’t.
Starscream now finds himself in infinite darkness.
Was this the Pit?
Primus- he was dead. Oh well. As the disgusting little fleshbags would say,”Once you hit rock-bottom, the only way to go now is up.”
And for Starscream? Up was salvation.
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Stuck In A Psycho’s Garage, Waiting For Rescue by ArgumentativeAxolotl
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies)
30 Dec 2023
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Lightning McQueen, Chick Hicks, and Strip “The King” Weathers find themselves in a bit of a predicament… being kidnapped wasn’t exactly on any of the racers’ lists of fun activities to do.
Now they were forced to set aside their differences and work together if they want to make it out of this situation somewhat unscathed… especially since Chick knew he had less than stellar chances compared to the other two.
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Humanized Cars Fanfic- Starring Rookie Sensation Lightning McQueen, Dickhead Chick Hicks, and Beloved Strip “The King” Weathers.
If the character is based off an actual person, I’m solely using the character from the movies and shows, not the actual person.
Inspired by: “Forgotten Highways”, “Winner At A Losing Game,” & “Stormy Weather” (this one is on Fanfic.Net and is the main inspiration lmao)
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- Part 1 of Dirt Trails And Fun Racing Tales
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Chick struggles at dating, Lightning is a good wingman and bro. That's it. That's the fic.
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Humanized Cars AU
Can be read solo, but would make more sense to read my other fic for the references
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- Part 2 of Dirt Trails And Fun Racing Tales
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Little Soldier Boy by ArgumentativeAxolotl
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One
06 Jul 2023
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There, underneath a crevice in the boulder he had shot at, was a familiarly colored yellow and black Autobot who had recently joined said faction despite his very young age. What the fuck was a Mechling doing on the battlefield like this?!
Starscream’s jaw clicked shut as he realized that even if this Youngling was an enemy, it was still just that. A fragging Youngling. It would be best to leave it here, seeing as there were no Decepticons around.
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OR: In Which Starscream finds a young Bumblebee on a planet before Earth and, several years later, proceeds to get adopted by Optimus Prime.
(This whole series was inspired by a mf TikTok 💀)
PROSHIPPERS DNI. THIS IS NOT A SHIP FIC.
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- Part 1 of He’s A Child… And A Soldier…
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The Smuggling Knight by ArgumentativeAxolotl
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 May 2023
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Ben Solo was his name and gambling with fate was his game. A charismatic, talkative, clever guy. Who wouldn’t love him?
The entire First Order, but that does not count okay? They suck anyways.
(OR: An entire reworking of the Sequel Trilogy because they can do better INCLUDING:
- A Smuggler Ben Solo who was previously Kylo Ren and is now absolutely feral and trying to make up for his past sins with his buddy Artoo
- The gayest of gay Poe and Finn because they are clearly in love
- A likable character named Rey who isn’t a Mary Sue and isn’t a Palpatine or Skywalker)
(And if you couldn’t tell, this was inspired by “An Early Escape” by Greyriver20)
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On The Wings Of Flame And Glory by ArgumentativeAxolotl
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
21 May 2023
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Stories involving my favorite Snotman himself since there’s not nearly enough fanfic for him(I’ve read it all)
(These are mainly self-indulgent and I may add plot later.)
Includes:
- Whump
- Whump
- More Whump as I go along
- Fluff?? Maybe??
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He stared and stared and stared- he’s been doing that a lot lately- into the mirror of his bathroom. All he could see was her blood even if it was no longer on him anymore.
Something shifted in the back of his mind, sending shivers down his spine, and he could’ve sworn he saw his reflection shift, but for only a moment.
He really was fucking crazy, wasn’t he?
…Maybe it was time to revisit that stupid bridge one last time.
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Mark, Cesar, Adam, and Jonah live together. That’s it. That’s the fic. They also adopt stray Alternates from time to time while also going on super quirky and mundane adventures. This is all because of a YouTube video I saw so blame that.
Inspired by Scrimblo Crackalogue.