Banaenaenas
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Good Girls Don't Kiss And Tell by That Ginger Writer (Banaenaenas)
Fandoms: Original Work
24 Apr 2026
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Emma is as normal as a sixteen-year-old girl can be after losing her dad and moving to a new town. She's happy at first when Mr. Jones, her biology teacher, takes notice of her. She's grateful to finally have someone who understands, but as their friendship escalates beyond what she thought it ever would, things no longer look so grand. She has to make the hard decisions on her own, as after all, good girls don't kiss and tell.
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House wants to play seven minutes in heaven. Wilson thinks its more like seven minutes in hell.
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Valentino did say Vox and Alastor should "just fuck already". Too bad Alastor is too much of a brat for Vox to bother to make it nice. (Who's he kidding? He was never going to make it nice for his rival)
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Alastor becomes an...interesting person when sleep deprived or on substances. What started as a bet is now a running gag at the Hazbin Hotel to see what new wacky things Alastor will say.
AKA an interconnected series of oneshots of Alastor having a gender identity crisis, having many many complaints about the appeal of sex, and scenes inspired by Crap Alastor Says.
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Alastor has lived for more than a century, he's had sex before. However, that doesn't mean he doesn't have anything new to discover about himself.
Enter Vox. Pathetic Vox. Who for some reason, Alastor finds himself willing to have sex with.
Chapter 1 is written to be a standalone. Chapter 2 is a bonus.
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03 May 2026
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The difference 'tween my gun 'n my pistol by TrashDemonx for Simp_for_1930s_men
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
24 May 2021
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Angel fucked up.
Like, really fucked up.
He'd been left in solely in charge of the hotel for a single fucking evening and it all went to shit in record time.
His only hope now is finding a way to defend himself, or hope Alastor shows up unexpectedly to help out. Angel will owe him big time if he does.
Or, a fic where Alastor and Angel have some unexpected, very dark, fun.
1st place raffle prize for a draw I had on twitter. The request was for gun kink and few others so I ran with it. Heed the tags!
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12 Apr 2026
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Tit for tat.
A fuck for a meal.Alastor has concerns.
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12 Apr 2026
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When he’d first introduced it, Angel had called it a narcotic. The bar was as good a place as any for Alastor to let himself go a little, even with Husker fast asleep on the floor.
Even with Angel being his only witness.
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Alastor's libido goes off the charts when he's high/drunk. Completely consensual drugged sex.
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12 Apr 2026
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Transcript of Amir Talai's fanfic, written on Youtube livestream on 4/8/2026 as one of the funding goals of the fundraiser for the Lilith Fund. (I DID NOT WRITE THIS, ONLY TRANSCRIBED, AND POSTING FOR POSTERITY AND SHENANIGANARY.) If you're reading this before the end of May 2026, seek Amir's socials for the link to the fundraiser. Abortion is healthcare!
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10 Apr 2026