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"Did you know, Merlin, that you have the most distracting mouth in all the five kingdoms?"
A clatter sounds through the room—Arthur's half-polished hauberk falling to the stone floor—and Merlin squawks, "I have what?"
"And not just because of the nonstop prattle that's always coming out of it," Arthur grouses. "It's just too goddamn pretty. Incompetent manservants are not supposed to have pretty mouths, I'm quite sure there's a rule against it."
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16 Sep 2025
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“Perhaps we are doing her a favor then,” he says, pausing to chew the inside of his cheek before adding in a measured, careful voice. “I wouldn’t want to live without my love, either.”
Arthur whips around in the saddle to stare at him, eyes hard and dark, like the storm clouds building on the distant horizon. “What love? You haven’t got a love,” he snaps, like he’s the sole keeper of all Merlin’s secrets.
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16 Sep 2025
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So the heart becomes bound with the roots, the lungs filled with the vines and the flowers. Thorns will maim and cut where they grasp hold. The solitary heart bears not the strength to banish the maladie. Coughing and vomiting may dislodge the barriers but only for so long as it takes for more to grow. Witches' briar consumes all in time. Thirty days from the fall of the first petal are granted unto the sufferer. Hanahaki is the curse of those with magic in their veins. No man devoid of magic’s song shall suffer this bite.
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Merlin knows he was condemned from the moment he found the first petal on his pillow, because there is no way that Arthur Pendragon, the King of Camelot, can ever return his love.
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15 Sep 2025
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In the few weeks since Arthur stepped out of Lake Avalon, he's been confronted by perplexing technology, ancient prophecy, and belated epiphany about his true feelings for his manservant turned friend turned sorcerer turned- god help him- lover.
With prophecy fulfilled, Arthur and Merlin now face a new adventure: Finding their place in the modern world.
This is a story of what happens next. After Arthur and Merlin save the world and find each other. Of how an immortal sorcerer and an ancient king learn to move away from the past, and on toward the future, in love and together.
*** Art by the lovely lao-pendragon ******
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banter, sass, mockery of mobile usage, cuddling, verbal abuse of technology, flirting, bedsharing, jealousy, a lot of sex, and even more fluffSeries
- Part 2 of We Begin Again
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08 Dec 2024
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Eight people sharing a uni-flat. Merlin and Gwaine are such good friends, Arthur misunderstands their relationship.
WRITTEN IN AND ORIGINALLY POSTED ON 11-21-2012. This fic disappeared off my dashboard in 2024, and I found it on WayBack Machine and re-uploaded. So, all likes and comments are gone.
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20 May 2024
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They say falling in love can't kill you, but Arthur and the flowers in his lungs would disagree. If only Merlin wasn't so hard to fall out of love with.
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01 Jan 2024
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In which Arthur is gay and besotted, Merlin is bisexual and oblivious, and they have to get their shit together through WhatsApp.
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- Part 1 of Fools by Heavenly Compulsion
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18 Dec 2023
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The war was over.
Or at least that’s what the papers said.
They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.
Maybe they did.
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In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.
It's super.
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24 Oct 2023
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Glimpses into lives in progress.
Story 54: At this point Rick took an actual look at Evelyn, standing there soaked to her skin in a white silk nightgown. He looked, and looked away just as quickly.
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16 Jul 2023
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16 Jul 2023
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Instructions Not Included by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Jan 2020
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"They'll leave us alone. For a bit."
One year after the Apocalypse-That-Wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a new routine: keeping an eye on supernatural happenings in the world and preventing Heaven or Hell from interfering too much with humanity. It's not a bad job - despite occasional rains of fish - and if there are some unspoken things they really ought to talk about, well, they have all the time in the world now to get around to that, right?
At least, until the Archangel Raphael turns up on their doorstep looking for help... and it starts to become clear that the world is changing fast, and so are they.
Or: Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.
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- Part 1 of A Certain Celestial Agency
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28 Jul 2019
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27 Jun 2019
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A Case of Identity – The Musical by shamelessmash for between_spaces, May_Shepard
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
08 Apr 2018
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A mysterious death on set causes chaos in Stamford productions latest movie. With the premiere date left unchanged, they must find a new lead actor and reshoot an entire movie in two months.
Sherlock Holmes goes undercover as a lead actor in a Musical: a juggling act to solve a murder while singing, dancing and charming his way through 1950s Hollywood.The last thing he expected was to fall in love with the screenwriter along the way,
Or as I like to call it: the case where Sherlock finally gets to dance.
Based off this prompt.
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17 Mar 2018
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Harry doesn't have time for rumours; he has a shop to run. Which is just as well, really.
[advent fic 2013 - challenge with dannyfranx - her fic is called 'There's a Light at the Top of the Stairs']
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Harry should have known better than to accept a drunken dare. Especially when Malfoy was sitting right there, looking like that and wearing those bloody tight trousers.
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30 Oct 2017
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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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27 Aug 2017
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Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
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26 Aug 2017
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When Sherlock is bored, John very politely plays chess with him. He's so very obliging but he's also suffering from a seemingly desperate lust that's exacerbated when they decide that strip chess is an excellent idea.
Excellent, but very dangerous.
Fluff, smut and Sherlock and John getting naked a lot.
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06 Aug 2017
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Tequila and Friends by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 Jan 2014
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Dr John H. Watson is drunk. But then, it's his birthday, so no one's going to pull him up on it. Least of all Sherlock...
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02 Aug 2017
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James Hathaway often thought that at his christening he must have been cursed, by an underhanded and satirical fairy, with the twin blessings of an excellent memory and an inability to run away from his past.
Written for Lysimache in the 2012 Lewis Secret Santa at the lewis_challenge LJ comm. Rated for some long-awaited sex and a few bad words, overwhelmed by ridiculous amounts of literary allusion and exploratory metaphor.
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23 Jul 2017