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Alarms blaring as Tommy's room was a deep crimson red from the now low red lights. The unintelligible automatic voice over the intercom was not helping him right now—rattling on about ‘this is not a drill-’ and ‘Subjects: L04-273 or Crow Father, L05-660 or Blood God, L04-851 or Spider Bite have breached-’ and many other names and subject codenames Tommy couldn’t recognize.
Tommy's head was spinning… 'Crow Father', 'Blood God', 'Spider Bite'? Who—or what—the hell were they?! Tommy scrambled over to the large white metal door of his room as he pressed his ear against it; the door was too thick for Tommy to be able to understand much about what was going on outside, but he could hear distant muffled noises. Then, one of the noises seemed to be getting... Closer...?
The slowly growing noise was slow rhythmic thumping, basically the whole room trembled slightly each time the thump occurred. Tommy's head was pressed against the cell door as he strained to hear what was going on outside and Tommy was not shaking- that was just the room shaking! Tommy was so focused on deciphering the noise he had not noticed the growing cracks on his roof…
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"Well?" Tensei says blankly.
...
The silence as unremarkable as the black stone cavern was dark yet luxurious. The crystals on the roof pointing down and making the shadows dance as if they were alive, silver engravings in the walls of battles and stories that took place before time existed.
“You clearly understand it enough for me! Ill take the silence as you telling me you’ve learnt your lesson!!” Tensei chirped cheerfully, cutting the silence in two with his lack of ability to ever be serious.
Then Jirsha finally opened their mouth to speak.
"Ay, ay, AY AY!! HOLD UP YOU LI-" Yelled Jirsha, getting cut off before they could finish their words, the world folding up around them, "Hehe, see you next time Jirsha~!!"
That stupid deadly idiotic death god.
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Hesitantly, he presses a trembling hand to the glass.
The entire universe is spread out underneath his finger tips, hundreds upon hundreds of stars swirling in constellations he doesn't know, a melting pot of dazzling colors, vivid pinks and deep blues, swatches of yellow and green.
If he squints, he can make out planets. Tiny little dots, hardly bigger than the nail on his pinky finger. That little grey one must be Lestea, the trade moon they just left, but the others? he has no idea.
One of them must be earth. How ironic is that he's the first human to ever leave the Milky Way Galaxy, and all he wants to do is go back home?
(In other words; After rescuing Tommy, sbi and co. embark on a roadtrip through the Esempi Galaxy to return him to his home planet, Earth. They make a few pit stops, piss off some shopkeepers, make some strange friends, and learn how to be family along the way)
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- Part 2 of Goodnight, Travel Well
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Bookmarked by C4TT0_4RT1ST
12 Aug 2026
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In Every Universe (You Are Ours) - Dark SBI collection by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Aug 2026
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A series that collects all my Dark SBI works. Characters and AU can vary, the one thing they all have in common is that they're Dark SBI and Technoblade is one of the people getting yoinked
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28 Jul 2026
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the world of clinic by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Aug 2022
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28 Jul 2026
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...Right there where you left it.
Quackity rules the Underworld, a kingdom of his own, a paradise of his design. He's the crowned king of luck, both good fortune and bad. He's the dreaded teeth at the end of the line, the keeper of souls and-
...He's lonely.
Dreadfully lonely, in fact. Nobody visits, despite how kickass his kingdom is. Nobody cares to talk to him.
Which is why he finds himself so fascinated by the deer-antlered god of song and stories.
Wilbur Rivers, son of the Goddess of Death herself.
Quackity...is not known for making rational decisions.Series
- Part 49 of Flame's Ficlet and Oneshot Series
Bookmarked by C4TT0_4RT1ST
13 Jul 2026
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Blood and Guts (Discontinued) by CoolBlueGatorade
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Sep 2026
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This work has been discontinued, and is being **re-written** under the title "Blood & Guts".
"You're scaring him," the unrecognizable voice says flatly.
"He should be scared." Hot breath fanned against Quackity's neck, and his whole body goes rigid. He squirms a bit, trying to worm his way out of this tall, British fuck's grasp. "His heart's beating all quick, like a spooked doe. It's precious."
"You say that about every human you get attached to. And, every time, sooner or later, you get bored or a little too hungry."
Quackity didn't like the way they were speaking about "humans" as if the word didn't apply to them.
"I do not." Wilbur defended himself
Or: Quackity caves and makes a deal with a vampire. Quackity’s blood for Wilbur’s protection. Unfortunately for Quackity, Wilbur is an asshole and also incredibly needy.
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12 Jul 2026