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  1. Batman - All Media Types (48)
  2. Red Robin (Comics) (16)
  3. Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types (8)
  4. Supernatural (TV 2005) (8)
  5. Criminal Minds (US TV) (8)

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    Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.

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    Bruce Wayne will do *anything* to protect his children, including taking measures that Batman won't.

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    Tim Drake is sacrificed by a secret sewer cult, in the name of the mysterious Ghost King. He ends up in a hot guy's bedroom and, surprisingly, this actually goes well for everyone involved.

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    18 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Because Tim has an old, beat up car stolen from the garage, two backpacks worth of belongings, and a box of cheap face masks, and that is it. He’s left all of his vigilante equipment behind, stored safely in the cave, and he has no intention of going back for it. Going back for any of it really, because Tim loves his family, he really does, but he can’t stand the way they look at him now.

    Like he’s something breakable, something they need to wear kid gloves around and treat like glass. Like Tim is another civilian they need to protect.

    And it was only for a few days, but–

    Tim isn’t going to get any better.

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    After being hospitalized for multiple weeks, Tim's first patrol back as Red Robin goes horribly wrong. As a result, he packs his bags and leaves Gotham, only leaving a note to explain himself, and drives until he doesn't feel so alone.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Waking up in a dirty warehouse smelling strongly of fish? Not good. Waking up feeling fuzzy and cottoned mouthed? Eh, not a first for Tim and not ideal. But he can work with it. Kidnappings, both as Red Robin and Timothy Drake-Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises are old hat. But coming to tied to his little brother? Ok, we’re getting weird. Let’s up the ante and add Red Hood tied to Nightwing only a few feet away.

    Tim is officially concerned. The real kicker? The masked weirdos in three piece suits drawing a giant summoning circle. Let the record state that Tim wants out and wants out now.

    Or Tim gets kidnapped, and Fright Knight gets to be sassy.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    He doesn't know when it started. When clocking out came with a crash of guilt. But he knows when it became unbearable. Agent O swallows again, determined not to back down. A year ago, he'd never thought of sharing what he's about to say, but he's made his peace with it now.

    A year ago, the scientists of the GIW didn't have a child strapped to a table. A year ago, he didn't know what the tortured screams of a girl sounded like.

    After Agent O reveals to the Justice League the wrong-doings of the GIW, Phantom is rescued.

    Or: a story of hurt, healing, and recovery.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    The day his mark appears, Ren wakes up screaming in pain.

    It circles his throat like a scarred collar. Anemones, asphodels, and roses curling across his skin, maroon.

    He’s 9 and his parents are horrified.

    Everyone's born with flowers on their skin, leading them to their other halves. Ren and Akechi find each other when they're children first, their bond running deeper than most.
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    This fic is being translated into Russian, thanks to Kasu! You can read it here!

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    30 Nov 2025