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  1. The Gods Have Horns by ,

    Fandom: Homestuck

    21 Jul 2025

    Summary

    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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  2. Faygo Special Stardust: Exquisite Corpse June 2024 by , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom: Homestuck

    05 Jul 2024

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  3. There is Nothing to Fear by

    Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    02 Jul 2025

    Summary

    Tom Riddle was sorted into Gryffindor. There is nothing to fear.

    (If oneshots and multishots aren't your thing, you can probably skip ahead to Hermione Granger and the Silent Country, which, by accident, has a pretty good recap of what you need to know to hit the ground running in that story.)

    Join us on the Discord server: https://discord.gg/xjCBgff.

    An audio version is available.

     

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  4. Building From Scratch by , ,

    Fandom: Homestuck

    11 Feb 2017

    Summary

    TG: now this is a story all about how
    our lives got flipped turned upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    while this tale unfurls
    ill tell you how we became the founders of a new world

    TT: I believe what Dave means to impart is that, following unfortunately unforeseen circumstances, we determined that the meteor was off-course, fated to wander paradox space forever.

    GA: A Rather Dispiriting Revelation

    CG: BUT I DECIDED THAT STICKING OUR THUMBS UP OUR CHUTES AND GIVING UP WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA, AND DESPITE CONSTANT STUPID SETBACKS, WE MANAGED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

    GA: It Proved To Be Difficult
    Rather Like Making A Tangible Substance From Nothing

    GC: BUT W3 3M3RG3D VICTOR1OUS! TH3 L4W W4S SUR3LY ON OUR S1D3. TH4T 4ND 3XC3LL3NT L34D3RSH1P.

    CG: THANKS.

    GC: 1 D1DN'T M34N YOU.

    CG: FUCK YOU

    WV: Please do not fight. I do not believe it is conductive to a civilized and peaceful society.

    TC: WeRe AlL pEaCeFuL hErE bRo
    yeah
    SO MOTHERFUCKING PEACEFUL

    TT: Ahem. Regardless, that is the subject of this tale.

    TG: so i looked out at my meteor
    it was finally here
    a home for knights sylphs bards and seers

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  5. With Pure Egyptian Cotton / The Paper's Shot to Pieces by

    Fandom: Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate, Homestuck

    04 Jan 2015

    Summary

    This series is dead. Read Games We Didn't Play to see how it would have ended.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

    Companionate by

    Fandoms: Frankenstein (2025), Frankenstein - Mary Shelley  

    26 Nov 2025

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    “Why would you bring me back, though?” you insist. “I… I remember nothing. What could I… what purpose do I…”

    “You are very clever!” he says. “You ask these questions so quickly- it took me months to master speech! You are my superior in every way. I knew I would surpass my creator. I think-,” he pauses, then says, “Well, he would be proud of my determination, if nothing else.”

    “Where is your creator? Who is he?”

    “He died fifty years ago,” Adam says matter–of-factly, though his eyes darken. “I hunted him to the ends of the earth. He treated me terribly. He despised me, was disgusted by me. I will never show you such cruelty, Elisabeta. Such a long name. I will call you Elisa, for short.” He runs his long, spidery fingers through your curls. You shudder. He notices this, but doesn’t comment on it.

    “Did you… kill him?” you whisper.

    “No,” he says. “But many times, I came close to it. No. And I forgave him in the end. I did. I forgave the man, you see, for he was weak and human and he did what he thought was best. He had no idea how to father his creation. But I have learned from his mistakes. And while I forgave him, I cannot forgive him for denying me a companion. That is why I made you.”

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    24 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 28

    A Timely Interruption by for Ormspryde

    Fandoms: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)  

    02 Aug 2025

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    "All right, all right," Ian said dryly, dropping heavily into the chair across the desk from Alan. "Go ahead and say it. Get it out of your system."

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    18 Aug 2025

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    A Timely Interruption by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup)

    Published: 2025-08-02
    Work/Series ID: 66993556

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    • Alan Grant/Ian Malcolm

    Work/Series Summary:

    "All right, all right," Ian said dryly, dropping heavily into the chair across the desk from Alan. "Go ahead and say it. Get it out of your system."

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/09/01

  3. Public Bookmark 43

    Lovers by

    Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins  

    14 Dec 2013

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    We're not friends. We're not enemies. We're not allies. I'm not sure what we are.

    I think the best word to describe us would be lovers.

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    10 Mar 2014

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    Lovers by seaunicorn

    Published: 2013-12-14
    Work/Series ID: 1082921

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    • Katniss Everdeen/Johanna Mason

    Work/Series Summary:

    We're not friends. We're not enemies. We're not allies. I'm not sure what we are.

    I think the best word to describe us would be lovers.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/09/01

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    Pants by

    Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins  

    11 Dec 2011

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    Johanna scares the pants off Gale—but that seems to be what she's going for, given the pull on his waistband.
    Gale, Katniss, Johanna and a missing pair of pants. General trashiness, some stupid humor and LOTS of DIRTY thoughts. A/U. Rated teen, almost mature.

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    09 Mar 2014

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    Pants by Miss_Scarlett

    Published: 2011-12-11
    Work/Series ID: 291960

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    • Gale Hawthorne/Johanna Mason
    • Katniss Everdeen/Johanna Mason
    • Katniss Everdeen/Gale Hawthorne

    Work/Series Summary:

    Johanna scares the pants off Gale—but that seems to be what she's going for, given the pull on his waistband.
    Gale, Katniss, Johanna and a missing pair of pants. General trashiness, some stupid humor and LOTS of DIRTY thoughts. A/U. Rated teen, almost mature.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/09/01

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    ForTheRepublic.mp4 by

    Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types  

    26 Feb 2024

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    Popular HoloTuber Spacebomberguy uploads an exposé on Chancellor Palpatine, resulting in destructive results.

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    08 Mar 2025